Song of the randy roan Mustang: a cautionary tail!
By Dafaddah
There once was a randy roan mustang,
Whom fillies just simply adored,
For indeed he had skill,
Of the voice and the quill,
And each day did that roan mustang score!
His voice was like honey, his words where so funny,
His verse cried 'O lost love of yore',
He danced like a dream,
His eyes how they gleamed,
And each day did that roan mustang score!
He roamed throughout Equestria, but was never alone,
In every town shore to shore,
Till he met a pink filly,
Whose mane was all frizzy
the roan mustang, he now wanted more!
So he courted and pined, every night did he whine,
At that corner confectionery store,
But the pink mare was done,
She wanted some fun,
And she thought the poor mustang a bore!
There once was a randy roan mustang,
Whom the fillies had all adored,
He left Ponyville fast,
His first love was his last,
Now he runs a used carriage store!
Each and every night, when the moon is bright,
He dreams of his lost paramour,
Then he goes out on the town,
where the fillies are found,
And each day does that roan mustang score!