Snowflame Steals Bon Bon’s Slippers
By: KenSES64
Bon Bon was sitting at the front counter of her candy shop. She was bored out of her mind due to the lack of customers today. Then she heard the front bell ring and she jumped up and quickly said, “Welcome to the Sweet...” She then noticed it was a certain mint colored unicorn mare. “Oh It’s just you Lyra. What’s up?”
“She did it. She finally did it!” Lyra shouted.
“Who did what?”
“Twilight she let me borrow this!” Lyra levitated a spell book out of her saddlebags.
“So?”
“This is the book with the spell I’ve been looking for my whole life.”
“Don’t tell me it’s to...”
“Open a portal to the human world? Yes!”
“Lyra we talked about this countless amount of times. Humans don’t exist. They never have and they never will. Even though someponies in town claim to have seen one at one of Pinkie’s parties doesn’t mean anything.”
“Yes it does. I was even there too.”
“Sure you were.” Bon Bon patted Lyra on the head. Only for it to be shoved off.
“They are real. And I’ll prove it to you.” Lyra started to get some tears in her eyes. “Then you’ll believe me.” She ran out the door.
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Back at her and Bon Bon’s house. Lyra flipped though the book till she found what she was looking for. (Lucky for her Twilight decided to add a title to the nameless spell.)
“Okay here goes nothing.” She said to herself.
Two Hours Later...
“Uuuggggghhhh! That is the like the 100th time that’s failed!” She shouted in frustration. She knew that she was no Twilight Sparkle, but she didn’t know it would be this hard. “Please work this time.” She whispered, “I don’t want to make a foal of myself again. I-I want Bon Bon to finally take me seriously.”
A golden aura leaped off of her horn and onto the wall and a blue and white swirled portal opened.
“Yes!” Lyra cheered at her accomplishment and started to do a little victory dance.
Then out of the portal came a 6 foot tall bipedal creature. It was wearing tight read and white suit, had long white hair and some white face paint around it’s eyes.
Lyra’s jaw dropped. “Snowflame?!”
“Yes it is indeed I Snowflame!” the human exclaimed as small white flames appeared on his arms. “It is good to see you again Lyra Heartstrings.”
“Wow, I know I was trying to bring a human to Equestria, but I didn’t expect it to be the same one I met before. I mean what are the odds?”
“Snowflame would assume very low.”
“Oh, this is even better. I am so going to rub this in Bon Bon’s face.”
Snowflame taps his chin. “Hmmm... that name sounds familiar to Snowflame. Oh Snowflame knows now! She’s the pony you’re always shipped with!”
“What do you mean by shipped?”
“The fans tend to make you two a couple in fanfiction and fan art.”
Lyra’s face turned all red. “W-Why would t-they do that? T-T-There is nothing between us. Besides she’s not like that.” She said that last part in a really sad tone. “N-Not that I-I’m l-l-like that ether. I assure you that I like stallions. I like to have big pony slong inside me.”
Snowflame said nothing but cross his arms and raise an eyebrow. After a few seconds he asked, “Are you sure?”
“Of cours...”
“Are you sure?”
“I...”
“Are you sure?!”
“Fine if you want the truth then fine! I’m a lesbian and I have the hots for my best friend/roommate! Actually it’s more than that! I’m in love with her! I’m just so happy when ever we hang out together! She beautiful, kind, funny and she has the cutest laugh! Do you know how hard it is to hide feelings like that since foalhood?! There are you happy now?!”
“Snowflame feels the same as he did before, but do you feel better?”
Lyra slowly smiled and said, “Yeah... I do actually.”
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Bon Bon returned home after closing shop for the day. She was glad that she actually got a decent amount of customers afterwards. She opened her front door and the first thing she saw was Lyra sitting, in the strange way she normally does, on the couch, with this strange looking creature.
Said creature smiled and said, “Ah, you must be Bon Bon. I am Snowflame!”
“He’s a human.” Lyra added.
*THUD*
“Ah, crap she fainted. Snowflame help me put her into bed.”
“Her’s or your’s?”
“Shut up.”
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Bon Bon’s eyes slowly open to see Lyra looking back down at her.
“Hey are you okay?” She asked her.
“What happened?” Bon Bon asked.
“You kinda fainted after meeting my friend.”
Bon Bon’s eye widened. “T-That wasn’t a dream!”
“Nope.” Snowflame said crawling out from under her bed. He had four slippers in his arms.
“What are you doing with my slippers?”
“Snowflame is steeling your shoes!” He then jumped out an open window.
“What?! Hey come back here! Give me back my slippers!” Bon Bon shouted before she ran out her house and after the cocaine-powered human.
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“Gimme my slippers!” Bon Bon shouted still chasing Snowflame.
“No they are Snowflame’s fuzzy slippers now!” He responded.
This went on until they reached the edge of the Everfree Forest.
Bon Bon hear Lyra call her name and she turned around for a quick second. When she turned back Snowflame was gone, but her slippers were on the ground.
“There you got your slippers back happy?” her roommate asked.
“No because I probably made a foal out of myself in front of whole town chasing him. Why did you even bring him here?”
“Because you didn’t believe me when I said that I met a human before. You said that they were just a legend. You treated me like I’m a filly when I’m a grown-flank mare!”
“Why do you care about what I think?”
Lyra grew a blush on her face, unsure what to do, but she saw Snowflame poke his head form a bush and mouth the words, ‘Tell her or Snowflame will have an army of squirrels attack your home.’
“Because I love you!” Lyra then wrapped her arms around Bon Bon and planted a nice, sweet, passionate kiss. She knew there was a 50/50 shot here. Best case scenario she would return the kiss, worst case scenario she would never want to see her again. Lucky for Lyra, she chose the first.
Their lips parted, they both breathed softly. Bon Bon smiled and said, “I love you too.”
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Some time later the new lovers were cuddled together in bed.
“Wow that was amazing.” Bon Bon said.
“Yeah and to think we waited so long to tell each other.” Lyra responded. “And to think I only was confident enough to tell you because of Snowflame.”
“Were do you think he went?”
“I’m sure he’ll turn up soon.”
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At Golden Oaks Library a purple unicorn was rereading the Daring Do series when a shadow loomed over her. She looked up to see a white hair human looking back at her.
“Snowflame is watching you read!”
THE END