'Well....what the fuck...' Was my only thought as I lay on some soft surface. It almost had a wet and itchy feeling to it. It felt warm out, but not like a summer heat. It was like a spring day with a slight breeze keeping the temperature nice. Then I realized something. "What the hell is my name and where the fuck am I!!!" I yelled to nobody. My mind was cloudy and I started to panic. I couldn't remember the simplest things. I kept freaking out yelling and cussing trying to figure out what happened. I couldn't remember anything about me or where I was.
When I finally regained control of myself, I realized that i needed food, water, and shelter. I looked around to find a cave or something that could house me for the night. From what it looked like, it was around noon, so I had 7 hours to find my necessities. "OK I got this." I though as i walked through the forest.
As I continued to walk, I had to keep looking over my shoulder. It felt like I was being watched from every direction in this damned forest. I couldn't remember anything about forestry survival, but I knew I would need a fire. But, then I realised that I didn't have a way of making a fire.
"Fuck....." I said out loud, thinking about some other ways of survival. 'Maybe there are some humans around here.' I though, with some hope. I made my way to a hill that i hoped would overlook the entire forest. When I got upon the crest of the hill, I was relieved to see a village a couple of miles away from location. With a smile, I started to make my way to the village.
As I travled through the forest, I heard many noises and saw strange creatures, one with wings and a tail with some pointy object on the tip of it. I was glad that i didnt have to meet that thing face-to-face. "That thing would have fucked my shit up." I thought as I continued to walk to the village I saw. As I made my way to the village, I saw a sign that said "Ponyville: 1 mile". 'Sweet.' I though as I made my way to Ponyville. 'Kind of a silly name for a town.' I though but decided not to complain because it was probable the only town around he for miles.
When I got to the edge of town and didn't see a single soul. I decided that everybody was at work so I should walk into the business district of town. I was so in intrigued with the buildings that I accidentally bumped into a horse. It was a teal colored horse that was about up to my waist. Way to small to be a horse, maybe a pony.
"Watch were your going." It said to me......wait, did that thing just talk. Then it hit me, like me hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock, I was surrounded by these pony's.
"What. The. Fuck." Was all that i could say staring at this pony. I now saw the image on her butt. It looked like a harp of some sort. It gave me a weird look, then shrugged and walked away. I just stood their, staring at all the pony's walking bye, all of them acting like I'm just another citizen of a town. A pink pony walked bye me and stopped, and gave me a particular look. That's when shit hit the fan.
"HiimPinkiePie!IdontknowyouwhichisimpossiblebecauseIknoweveryponyfromponyvillie! She managed to say with a single breath. By now, she was pinning down, standing over me while I lay on the ground. "Thatmeansthatyoudontknowanyponyaroundhere,whichmeansthatyoudonthaveanyfriends!" She started to look sad for some reason, and whats with the 'somepony' shit? "Illbeyourfriendandmeandmyfriendswillthrowyouabig'WelcometoPonyville'party!!Thiswillbesomuchfun!!!Therewillbecupcakes,punch,games,cake,wewillevenhavemusicfrommyfavoriteDJ............." She actually stopped talking. I looked up to see a purple pony with its hoof in the pink ones mouth.
"I'm sorry for my friend here, she can be a little bit...........random. Anyway, my name is Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's person student." She then introduced herself. Wait, Princess? She helped me up, and started to ask question after question about me.
"Um, before you ask anymore questions. I woke up in a forest a while ago with no memory at all. I got lucky even making it here." I explained to her. Then the pink one came out of nowhere and nearly crushed the life out of me with her hug. She didn't say anything but she smiled when she looked at me. She let me go and Twilight asked about my sleeping arrangements. "I don't really have a place to stay for the night." They looked at me with sad expressions.
"Well you can stay at my place for the night." Twilight said with a smile, I agreed and we started to make our way to her house. I nearly shit my pants when I saw where she lived.
"You live in a tree!!!!!!!" I nearly yelled in her face. She just nodded and smiled. When we entered the room, I was surprised with how roomy it was.
"Just make yourself at home, you hungry?" She asked.
"Na, I think I'm going to sleep, had a long day." I said with a yawn.
"OK, go up the stairs, the guest room is the third door on the right."
"OK thank you for the room." I said and I walked away. I made my way to the bed which was of course to small for me to fit. "For fuck sake." I thought as i tried to get comfortable.
'Why are these pony's so friendly?' Was my next thought. She just took me in and gave me a bed, and she didn't even know me!!!
'......somethings are just best left unanswered.' I thought as i fell asleep.