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// Accurately Delivering Fun From Three Kilometers Away 
// Story: Thirty Minute Express Train to Story Town 
// by Predhack 
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“Pinkie Pie!”

“Hey Twilight. I needed to talk to you.”

“I heard. What’s wrong? You’re going to make it on time won’t you?”

“I’m not sure I can do this. I know I said I could but once we got this thing put together I crunched the numbers again, and with the distances and the multiple in air detonations, I’m just not sure this can be done with civilian casualties.”

“But you’re the lynchpin of this operation! Your party-llery firing is the signal to start Celestia’s ‘Surprise I Finally Figured Out Your Real Birthday’ Party! Quick, show me your math!”