Ponies and Mons

by ezio dementay


what villian to have?

Okay, I need villains in my Pokémon story, and as you know, up till now the most evil person has been diamond tiara, for obvious reasons, so instead, let’s look at all the Pokémon bad guys!

Team rocket, or as I call them, failures as villains, are just thieves! What, you want me to say something nice about villains who fail more than a poison type against any steel type?! You honestly want me to say something villains who have failed twice to a twelve year old? You want me to say something like there funny in the anime, the first few times at least, now there annoying as heck, sorry but they are annoying to me.

Okay who else was there, man my memory is bad, ahh yes team magma and team aqua, basically two blokes who in the end are like two kids saying “my Pokémon is better than yours” on repeat for years and years, what they do! Think about it, team magma keeps saying the land is better than the sea, and aqua say the opposite, so there like brothers in a way.

In fact if I put them in a story, I would put in aqua as the good guys, and magma as the bad guys, because swimming in magma hurts a lot, and swimming in water only hurts if you’re a ground or fire type, or a rock type as well.

Okay let’s get to the awesome villains now! Who’s first!

Team galactic! Yes! Man I love these guys, except from their costumes, they look like the Beatles if they decided to go sci-fi and ruin their careers, but I love them because of Cyrus.

What his goal? Simple! To destroy the current universe and make his own universe and basically, he is a cold ruthless person, who would be great for the Pokémon story as well… he would have a team of Pokémon that are all evil! Well in design at least.

Team plasma are basically peta, so they would try to get rid of all of everyone’s new Pokémon friends, and to be honest, I love them for that, such a different goal with really good points behind it, it is a good reason behind it. Even if they ruined it by changing it to trying to conquer the world.

So, what villains you want? The jokes of a villain team rocket, the sibling rivalry of team magma and aqua, the whole universe being destroyed by a pony that is basically Cyrus, or would you like team plasma, who would basically tell people your cruel for looking after Pokémon.
Keep in mind, they won’t actually be called team plasma, rocket, magma, aqua or galactic, there bassicly all going to be there character traits from the show and games, so just to warn you.