//------------------------------// // Return Of Pinkamena // Story: Human VS // by DubleTruble96 //------------------------------// Human VS Pinkamena's Bakery 2:Return of Pinkamena ==================================================================================================== Arena: Sugarcube Corner, Ponyville Challenge: Escape the bakery alive and in one piece....Again. Danger Level: Severe Match beginning in 3...2...1... ==================================================================================================== Austin awoke in a strangely familiar setting. The smell of rotting blood and decayed flesh invaded his nostrils and slapped him in the face. He grunted in disgust and started to shimmy his hands free. Then Pinkamena walked in, clapping her hooves slowly. "Well well well...Looked what the cat dragged in...You know, it took me an awfully long time to get all that hide for my cutie mark dress. Lucky for you, I kept my most prized cutie marks locked away from you...And about that unicorn horn necklace..." She walked over and placed a hacksaw at his neck and slowly and ever so gently dragged it across, hardly making a nick in him. "It takes me 15 minutes to saw through the magical horn of a unicorn, you know...They're awfully strong bones...And they take a while to cut. I ran down 4 saws to acquire enough horns for that necklace. Only to find it a week later, smashed to pieces." Austin for once in his life started to sweat with fear. She bound him tightly this time. He wasn't going to slip out as easily... "You know, if you had done that to anypony else, they'd live the rest of their lives trying to exact revenge?~ Lucky for you, I'm a bigger pony than that...I mean, after all, you did blow up my oven, burn my precious dress and smash the necklace it took me 8 months to assemble, but in the end, they were just taking up space. Now I can devote my time doing it all over again! I had such fun doing it the first time..." She set down the saw and picked up a glove with long claws on it. "So I thought, to myself...'Hey Pinkie, what if you found that human again and made him watch you torture innocent ponies in front of him, before skinning him alive and then tearing his heart out?' Doesn't that just sound great?!" Austin mumbled something from his gag. "I know! It's gonna be awesome!" She grinned and cut the gag from his face. "You know that's not gonna happen." Austin said. "Oh? And what will YOU do to stop it? I'm the one with the cards here, Austin...All of them. And know what? They're all aces." "There are only 4 aces in a deck, you moronic pink lunatic." "I'm not a moron!" "My mistake, Ms. Pie...I meant to say 'idiot'! Thanks for the correction~" Pinkamena backhoofed Austin across the face, and Austin shook his head a bit. "Careful, you might ruin your hooficure." Austin smiled. Pinkamena growled and left the room, then came back dragging a bound-up pony. The pony screamed and cried for help but Pinkamena just laughed. "There's no one here to help you now!!" Pinkamena got into the pony's face. "No one...Not even Celestia can help you now!" Austin suddenly gave Pinkamena the back of HIS hand. She flopped onto the blood-caked floor and held her cheek. "What the- EEP!" Austin lifted her up and smiled. "Now who's got the aces, Pinkie?" Pinkamena swallowed and Austin threw her across the room. She hit the wall and groaned, then Austin picked her up again. "You know, Pinkie, I've had it with you and your bakery....All the killing and the blood...It's rather disgusting." He threw her again, this time at the chair she had him in. He strapped her hooves to the legs and arms of the chair and knelt down in front of her, smiling. Pinkamena squirmed and wiggled, trying to get free. Austin sighed. "How about I torture YOU? That sounds fun! Doesn't it?" Pinkamena tried to bite at him. "OF course not!" "I know!" Austin walked out and came back with a pair of tongs. Pinkemena immediately locked her jaw into place, expecting Austin was going to rip her teeth out. Instead, Austin walked over and pinched her nose. Hard. She immediately started to kick her legs and whine. "OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!" "Aww, is Pinkie gonna cwy? Huh? Is the big pink toughie gunnah cwy now?" Pinkamena kept whining and Austin let go. Then he walked over with a toy baseball bat designed for toddlers. Austin started to beat her head with it. "Stop that!" *whap* "Cut it out!" *whap* "That's starting to hurt!" *whap* "Stooop!" *whap* Pinkamena started to cry. Austin walked over with some salt and ice. He proceeded to pour salt on the ice, then hold it against her arm. Pinkamena squealed in pain and her tears soaked her cheeks. Austin then left and came back with a pillow. He hit her repeatedly. "Stop hitting me!!" *whap* "I'll bite you!" *whap* "Seriously!" *whap* Austin finally left and came back with her precious Rainbow Dash Cutie Marks. She immediately shook her head and mouthed the word "no" over and over. I held them in one hand and a lighter in the other. Pinkamena burst into tears and shook her head. "Nononononono!!" Austin then burned them and dropped it, letting it turn to ash. Pinkamena watched it, tears rolling down her cheeks. He just smiled. "In honor of the brave and loyal Rainbow Dash. May she rest in peace." Pinkamena wouldn't stop crying. Austin just walked over and slapped her cheeks gently. "Hey, suck it up. You got ponies to kill, remember?" Pinkamena kept crying like a filly after a nightmare. Austin walked over and cut the pony loose, and she thanked him and ran out of the bakery. Meanwhile, he walked back to Pinkamena and smiled at her warmly. "So, uh Pinkie? Yeah I'm gonna go now...See, the episode is almost over and stuff, and I gotta get back to my trailer..." Austin checked his watch. "Yeah...Listen, the director will pay you for your time and I'll maybe see you in a later episode!" Pinkamena was still crying. "Fantastic!" Austin clapped his hands and walked upstairs. "Oop, before I forget..." Austin walked over to Pinkamena's oven and threw a stick of lit dynamite into it and slammed the door. Austin smiled and walked out of the bakery, greeted a pony dragging a body bag, and walked into the Everfree Forest. A loud explosion was heard erupting from Sugarcube Corner. They say that Pinkamena still weeps to this very day.