//------------------------------// // An unwanted commentary // Story: Letters to Celestia // by Storylover-Vodhr //------------------------------// Dear Princess Celestia, Rainbow Dash is... It's hard to put it into words. She comforts me when I feel down, protects me when I feel weak, and holds me when I feel alone. I cannot be without her. Every time I'm with her, I get a feeling I cannot describe. It's wonderful and it's terrifying, and it's what makes my life complete. I cannot exaggerate how beautiful she makes me feel, and how precious she is to me. Every time we kiss, it feels as if I am in the center of a storm, watching it's beauty from the inside, and I am simply mystified with how I managed to get somepony as perfect as her. Forgive me my weakness, but I would give up anything to be with her. My home, my life, my tutelage under you, even my magic. Anything, just as long as I could remain with her. And her beauty is phenomenal. Her mane is wondrous, it's colors flowing like the light after a sudden storm. Her athletic body is just plain awesome. and she has the most beautiful, deep and spectacular eyes. I can get lost within them any time of the day, or even better, night. I am so blessed with being with her. My body reacts to simply being near her in the most amazing way. Every time we touch, my heart starts beating fast, and when I'm with her, I feel like I can fly. Which, depending on her energy level, I sometimes do. I can hear her voice when I sleep and I see her face in my dreams. When I wake up in the morning, I want to wake to her, because she is always the first thing on my mind. Call me crazy, but she is probably the reason I wake up in the morning. Why stay in my dreams when I can be with the real thing? And not only that, but she has taken up to playing pranks on me if I don't wake. I'm blinded by her brilliance. She is my world, my star in the night, my brilliant light in the blackest of darkness. I want this to last. I cannot explain why I have come to feel this way, but I have lost my ability to go without Rainbow. And it's easy to figure out why. Well, it is after you read Jason Caberneigh's "How to know when you're in love." Everything we do together is bliss, my heart sings when we do something as simple as talk. I love her with every every fiber, every cell, nay, every atom of my being. Her laughter brightens my day, her complements make me feel loved, her attention gives me the motivation to do anything, just so I can impress her, and the mare she actually is happens to be one of the most sensitive souls I have ever seen. When I am with her, I feel more and more useless, but happier and happier as each passing day goes by. I don't know why, but I don't care. All I know is that I love one pony, and I hope that she feels the same. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle. Twilight, I found this letter in your desk, and I wanted to add my own words. Hope you don't mind me writing on the back. Twilight. I do love ya. I do not know tons of words to make this note thing sound cool, but you are my life right now. I love you so much, and I feel all warm inside when I am with you. I love spending time with you, your jokes are funny and awesome, and the prank Ideas, especially the one where Applejack got covered in honey, are all awesome. What i'm trying to say is that Twilight, I love you too. But I love you more. sorry if I suck at romancy stuff. Its never been my strong spot. Your Faithful, loyal, and totally awesome fillyfriend, The soon to be wonderbolt, Rainbow Dash You two have it bad. And Twilight, you really should have me write your letters, yours always sound corny, rushed, or overly formal. Or all three. Here's a example. "I want this to last. I cannot explain why I have come to feel this way, but I have lost my ability to go without Rainbow. " Well, First of all, you could go without Rainbow Dash, at least for a small period of time. I mean, you had a argument with her about kicking too much a few nights ago. (You woke me up with that argument, btw) After that, you made her sleep on the couch for two days. It's obvious that you can resist your "addiction" to rainbow Dash for a short time. Then again, you did end up kicking me out of the room for what Dash called "Make out time," so you do have that thing going on for you. Maybe you are addicted. Should I call Dr. Feeling Shine again? "Everything we do together is bliss, my heart sings when we do something as simple as talk. I love her with every every fiber, every cell, nay, every atom of my being. Her laughter brightens my day, her complements make me feel loved, her attention gives me the motivation to do anything, just so I can impress her, and the mare she actually is happens to be one of the most sensitive souls I have ever seen. When I am with her, I feel more and more useless, but happier and happier as each passing day goes by. I don't know why, but I don't care. All I know is that I love one pony, and I hope that she feels the same." Yikes. This resembles something out of that weird Vampony book Luna wrote, what was it called, Dusk? Waaaaaaay too drama-y. At least there wasn't Sparkling vamponies in it. Wait, you are Twilight (Dusk), your last name is sparkle, and, seeing that there is a hickey on Dash's neck, that would make you a Vampony. Twilight Sparkle Vampony. Twilight Sparkling vampony. Dang. Luna would be proud, if you weren't ripping off her book. Or is she ripping off of you for her book? I don't really know. All that matters is that you Just don't go for any 50 shades of hay stuff please. I have enough nightmares. "She comforts me when I feel down, protects me when I feel weak, and holds me when I feel alone. I cannot be without her. Every time I'm with her, I get a feeling I cannot describe. It's wonderful and it's terrifying, and it's what makes my life complete. I cannot exaggerate how beautiful she makes me feel, and how precious she is to me. Every time we kiss, it feels as if I am in the center of a storm, watching it's beauty from the inside, and I am simply mystified with how I managed to get somepony as perfect as her. Forgive me my weakness, but I would give up anything to be with her. My home, my life, my tutelage under you, even my magic. Anything, just as long as I could remain with her." Ugh, no comment. Yes, I rewrote that down just to say it was too mushy. U mad?  And Rainbow Dash, good job! Well, that killed eleven minutes. I'm gonna go see if Rarity needs any help. Maybe she has some extra gems. Mmmm.... Gems. Yours truly, showin' all the mares how to do it, Spike "The Dragon" Sparkle.