//------------------------------// // (Insert witty title name here) // Story: A Shadow’s Grave // by Pinkies Imagination //------------------------------// I got bored, so guess what, ANOTHER CHAPTER TODAY! this one took me like 10 minutes. And yes, I had NO idea what to name this damn chapter... :3 ALSO from now on I am always calling her Scoots! UNLESS Someone is talking to her in a manner that would fit her full name better Chapter 27: (Insert witty title name here) I slowly began to wake up and regain my senses. As I did I noticed it was quite early. Usually I never wake up this early. I figure out why I did when I begin smelling a heavenly scent of eggs and toast. I look to my side and see Scoots curled up around my arm hugging it tightly. I remove my arm and see her roll over and shove her face under the pillow. I slowly pull her out from under it and whisper to her. "Come on Scoots, time to get up." I only got a grunt in response. "Don't make me ask again!" Another grunt, "Five more minutes..." "Fine, you asked for it." Right then I rolled her onto her back and starting blowing into her belly. She started going into a laughing fit as I tickled her. Finally she gave up. "O-Ok! haha I give u- pfft hahahaha! Up... stop! I hahaha surrender! I gave a triumphant huff and lifted myself to my feet. Scoots jumped off the bed and made her way towards the doorway. I ran and picked her up throwing her on my back. She wrapped her hind legs around my back and front legs around my neck as I carried her down the stairs toward the kitchen. "Enjoy it while it lasts, you wont always be this small!" I say jumping the last few steps. We make it to the kitchen to see an annoyed looking Fluttershy. I set scoots down and she runs and sits at a table. I look at Fluttershy who is still annoyed. "...what?" "..." "..." "nothing..." I went over to the stove where I saw eggs being cooked. "Hey Shy, go sit down, let me take care of the cooking." "No it's fine..." I give her a deadpan look. "Alright...." After that she walks over and sits beside Scoots. When I finish the cooking I walk over and give Scoots and Fluttershy their plates before sitting with mine. Me and Fluttershy have two slices of toast and two eggs. Scoots has one slice and an egg. As we eat I notice Scoots eating with the egg on the toast. 'Should remember that...' ********************* When breakfast was finished and we had left the house, I was walking Scoots to school. Fluttershy had insisted on staying behind to clean up. Not even I could tell her no. When we neared the school two fillies ran towards us. "Sweetie belle! Applebloom!" Shouted Scoots. "Scootaloo!" Shouted the two. They were talking to each other about random things while we walked in a group. As we neared the school all of the children were looking at me in awe... 'Well... this is awkw... oh ya... I'm a DJ... duh....' Just as I was about to say goodbye two fillies came up. Two I knew all to well. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They walked over towards Scoots and her friends. They stopped a few feet from them. "Hey blank flanks, are you three STILL looking for your special talent?" Said Diamond Tiara. "Maybe their Special talent is failure." Said Silver Spoon while giggling. "We don't feel like dealing with you right now, can't you just leave us alone?" Said Scoots. "Oh please. Now the blank flanks are giving us orders?" Said Diamond Tiara. 'I'm gunna hafta smack'a'bitch' I was a bit further away because I was starting to head home. So I was not seen my Diamond Tiara or her friend. "I wonder how much you payed the DJ for that pair of goggles you showed during class. Like the DJ would want anything to do with the likes of blank flanks like yourselves." Stated Diamond Tiara. 'Charging up falcon-bitch-slap' "Well... actually CJ is my-" "Another story huh? Don't bore me with these pointless lies Scootaloo, your own parents wanted nothing to do with you." 'Warning! Falcon-bitch-slap power over 9000!' I began to walk towards Diamond Tiara, Sadly before I could even attempt at a hit, Scoots ran in front of me. "DAD!" She yelled, happy I was still there. She turned to Diamond Tiara when she let out a loud gasp. "I'm sorry Diamond Tiara, what was that?" "D-Did you just say.... dad?" Said Diamond Tiara still in shock. Scoots just nodded, and believe it or not, Diamond Tiara literally FAINTED! everyone but Silver Spoon fell on the ground and went into a laughing fit. When we finished I saw the girls look at each other and start making their way towards the school. "Lets get the day over with so we can do more adventuring and crusading!" Said one of them. '*Sigh* I remember when I was a great adventurer like them... until I got older...' I shrugged and made my way back home, I had a lot of time to spare before work. But as I walked, each step I took made the ground feel more and more cold, and I had the most familiar feeling of being watched... So? 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