Random Comedic My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Story of The Week Story 3 Thirdponyitis by Evan Carlton Written on September 18, 2012
It started out like an ordinary day in Ponyville but little did Trixie now that she had caught a disease that would effect ponies all throughout Equestria.
The unicorn mare with a blue fur coat got out of bed and started brushing her silver mane with a mane brush while levitating it in mid air with unicorn telekinesis while talking in third person or I guess in this case third pony like she always does but multiple times throughout that morning she found herself talking about herself in third pony uncontrollably without meaning too.
Trixie went to the doctor and asked both Nurse Redheart and Dr. Monitor "what is wrong with Trixie why can Trixie not stop talking in third pony about Trixie?"
Nurse Redheart and Dr. Monitor put Trixie through a series of test and they told her "we are afraid to say Miss Trixie but you seem to have caught a rare recently discovered disease called thirdponyitis for twenty four hours you will uncontrollably talk about yourself in thirdpony that is all now please hurry on out of here you are very contagious."
Trixie tried to stay in doors and rest but she needed food and medical supplies so she went outside to buy both but little did she know that she would wind up effecting not only everypony in Ponyville but several ponies in Canterlot too.
All six members of The Mane Six, all three members of The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Cheerilee, Derpy Hooves, Big Macintosh, Dr. Whooves, Roid Rage, Caramel, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, DJ Pon3 and Octavia all caught the mysterious illness as did all three alicorn princesses, Shining Armor, Fancy Pants, Sapphire Shores, Prince Blueblood, Photo Finish and several of both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's Royal Guards.
The disease was even somehow spread all the way to Appleloosa as Sheriff Silverstar, Braeburn, Chief Thunderhooves and Little Strongheart had all caught the mysterious illness.
All throughout Equestria even in areas like Cloudsdale, Manehattan and Fillydelphia ponies, zebras, buffalo, donkeys, mules, cows, griffons, minotaurs and dragons were effected not even Discord was immune as just shortly after the chaos and havoc created by everyone catching thirdponyitis throughout all of Equestria had caused him to break free of his stone statue and just moments after his return he caught the disease.
However for a brief moment you could hear every living creature throughout all of Equestria say "we hate Trixie." The End. Next time on Random Comedic My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Story of The Week Princess Celestia decides she wants a day off from co- ruling all of Equestria alongside her younger sister Princess Luna so she decides to hold a contest where the winner gets to be princess for a day and Twilight Sparkle is the winner can she accept the responsiblity or will the power of ruling an entire kingdom go to the young unicorn mare's head. Find out on the next exciting story in Random Comedic My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Story of The Week Story 4 Twilight Sparkle Princess For A Day.