The team is on the roof of the Evac station were they were left behind,Brosef grabs an axe,Red Moon grabs dual pistols,Apple Jack and Glaze grabs pistols,everyone gets a health kit."Wow this reminds me when me and my buddy Shadow were fillies and we missed our bus to the field trip to the canterlot history museum,then we realized we hate history HAHAHAHHA!"Glaze facepalms.They start down the stairs, into a hallway of hotel rooms,theres infected almost everywhere then they break out into gun fire,then a boomer explodes on Brosef.”AHHH CRAP!” “Alright Brosef behind me ill defend you until you get that bile off.” Red Moon breaks into a flurry of gunfire after finding a Silenced SMG,he then ends up having to fight a tank when everyone else was in there own predicament .Brosef gets off the bile then runs up and chops the head off a charger slamming Apple Jack into the ground.”Thank ya Brosef.” “We always stick together AJ.”
All of the sudden the roof falls in in a array of flames.” OVAH HERE EVERYPONY DOWN THESE DANG STAIR” Red Moon then trips down the stairs because he stepped and triped on a pipe bomb. “Ow that’ll hurt in the morning” He gets up and everypony heading down. “Wait Brosef says,witch is up ahead get your guns fully loaded.” The team storm down the stairs firing,the witch comes at Apple Jack but is stopped by the slash of a chain saw.“Phew,now let’s get in that elevator over there.” There on the elevator down to the lobby when they arrive there greeted by a tank,charger,smoker,and a shit load of infected,they start firing their guns.A jockey starts riding Red Moon “AHH SHIT ITS GOT ME” Brosef Shoots the jockey off with a Magnum.Brosef says nodding his head."Those damn face humpers."
They run through the fire engulfed kitchen,to the safe room not just befor 3 tanks appreared.Red Moons jaw drops and he says "We are screwed." "Not if i have a fuck to give." says Brosef he then throws a bile bomb he picked up a while back,it shattered all over 1 of the tanks,the other 2 looked like they were Tea bagging it.Red Moon runs up with a shotgun and blasts the heads off all the tanks.They run to the safe rooom and shut the door. “ We are the Kings!” Red Moon yelled. “Hey did I tell you about the time me and my buddy Shadow wen’t down a hotel that was on fire and,hey wait that was you guys,man I can’t wait to tell Shadow this!”
Brosef rolled his eyes at Red Moon. Red Moon is still standing there."What did i say?" The team heads outside after getting new health packs,ammo,and Red Moon grabs a shot gun. They head out the door and start firing against infected. “Found an epic ninja sword!” Red Moon turns around uses the Katana and slice the head off a charge about to charge at Brosef."Damn that was close as hell Red." "Yeah i know,hey did i ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Shadow made bumper cars out of lawn mowers,shadow had lawn mower cuts on 90% of his body i didn't run over him he somehow fell under his own." The team finds a gun store and goes inside.Red Moon Finds a M60 and puts a lazer sight on it,Brosef takes a military sniper rifle.Apple Jack takes a AK-47,and Glaze grabs a shot gun. Red Moon talks to the store manager over an intercom. “I barricaded myself in a room with guns,ammo ,food then I realized I forgot cola,if you can get me some cola I can clear the path for you." said the sotre manager, “Sounds good lets go guys.” Red says."Wait how do we know hes not trying to pull a fast one Red" said Brosef with concern.
Over the intercom the store owner says"I'm a man of my word don't worry ill keep my end of the deal." When they get outside and sprint across the street to the market across the street and they open the doors sirens start wailing.“ Ahhh shit!,Red,AJ stand guard and kill any outside zombie.” commanded Brosef “ok!” “Got it.” Infected come from all sides,gun fire goes every were,then a charger comes in and starts to slam Red Moon into the ground. "SHIT!SOMEPONY HELP!" he yells multiple times. “Cmon! I got the cola let’s go!” as they run back Glaze blasts the charger to death with his shotgun nearly missing every shot but hit enough to kill the charger. Red Moon gets up and says "Thanks Glaze,those damn chargers." and give the guy the cola trough a drop box.The guy clears the path and they rush into the next safe house in the mall. Infront of the mall waiting is 3 jockeys,2 smokers,5 boomers,and 1 tank 1 witch."Were screwed." "Not if i say" Red Moon grabs 2 pipe bombs and throws them out. "FIRE AWAY EVERYONE!" Gunfire,explosive ammunition,and gas cans being blown up is the sound for the next 5 minutes,then a smoker starts to constrict Glaze."ACK! He ACK! elp!" Apple Jack comes in with a axe and chops the smokers tongue.
"Huh huh huh...damn,that was hard,lets just get the hell inside. "Hey did i ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Shadow experimened with using hairspray and a lighter,Shadow had 3rd degree burns on 95% of his body,first time doctors every saw burns on burns." The team goes inside to find that the sign outside the mall that said Evac center was a hoax. “Ok everyone,we need to find a way out of here. “We need to head for them thar escalators.” After intensive fighting trough hordes off zombies,like when they found a smoker with 3 tongues and Brosef had to fight it alone,or like when a tank had 4 arms,and everyone nearly died trying to use pipebombs at close range, then the team finds a few pipe bombs then all of the sudden a tank appears “Y’all we need to throw our bombs!” Everyone follows the command of Apple Jack and the tank is gone with a cloud of smoke. “That was like hell on Earth,we nearly died”said Red Moon then he said “Okay,hey look a car!,maybe if we find enough gas cans we can gas it up then bust this joint.” "Hey ever tell you guys about the time me and my bud Shadow filled water ballons with our own-" "Not the time Red."
Ok let’s do this” Red Moon runs off and grabs 4 gas cans but then is ambushed by a charger “AHH SHIT!” Brosef kills the charger,”Cmon let’s get the hell outa here! ,he fills up the car.”Cmon guys!,4 more cans!” Brosef and Glaze grab enough cans to fuel it up and get out.”WOOO WE ARE THE KINGS!” “Yeah now we just gotta drive on until our gas runs out.” “That was a living nightmare” “Yeah and we have longs way to go befor we can do anything else.”"Hey i ever tell you guys how me and my friend Shadow one time egged a house,then realized it was our teachers house,we were so screwed until we realized,were not in school any more so we didn't give a shit and egged away." -48592 zombies were harmed in the making of this chapter-