An Azure Future: Moving On: Checking In: Fifty Shades of Grey Crusader
Meanwhile, In another all too close reality...
Aero Spike woke up feeling groggy and rolled off the couch and onto the floor. She had one hell of a night last night, not that she could remember much of it. Something with kidnapping, dressclubs and a fire or something. "What time is it?" she absently asked ceiling.
"It is twelve fifty three in the afternoon." A melodious mechanical male voice responded.
"Wait, twelve fifty three?!" She shot up, fully alert. "Is Azure still here?"
"Azure left upon seeing he could not wake you from your drunken stupor."
"Oh. Well then. Iii guess I got the rest of the day off."
"It would appear so, if I may, I would suggest you actually leave the household today. It has been over a week since you've last done so. I can pull up studies on the negative effects of staying indoors too long."
She remembered why she turned the thing off in the first place. "Fiiine, I guess I'll go... places. Or something. I'll figure it out on the way." Aero turned to face the window and jumped out. She landed gracefully, flapping her wings once to break her fall inches from the the ground.
Areo looked at her familiar surroundings and began trotting down the street. Eventually she came across a small shop, curiosity piqued and she went in. Immediately, she saw the one pony that she only ever hoped to see just so she could kick his ass. "Greeeey!" she cried at the very surpised unicorn before proceeding to buck him into the wall, breaking a shelf and several large snowglobes. The shop owner looked up from his newspaper with a quizzical expression.
"What was that for?!" Grey shouted while nursing his muzzle.
"You know damn well what that's for!" Aero bellowed as hard she could.
"Is that..." Grey trailed off, examining Aero intensively. "John, is that you?"
"YES IT'S ME!" She belted, growing even more infuriated by the second.
"Why are you a mare?" He asked shrinking away from the mare that was looming over him.
"What do you mean 'why am I a mare?'! You gave me the potion!"
"Wait, that was r-63 serum? I grabbed it from the standard pile. Somepony must have accidentally misplaced it there." Grey puzzled, appearing to be in deep thought for a moment. The shopkeeper gave another glance to the pair, before turning the page of his newspaper and reimersing himself in it. "Well could of been worse," He shrugged "it might have been orange potion."
"Grey! Don't even JOKE about that." Aero gapsed.
"Yeah, that was kinda tasteless, sorry." Grey apologized. "Look, I'm sorry about the whole turn-you-into a mare Jo- Aero." He corrected, "How about we go get lunch to make up for it?"
Aero felt... something... stir within her. Probably hunger. "Sure, but first, you should pay for the damages you caused to this nice pony's shop." She glared, causing Grey to balk. Grey begrudgingly removed a sack of bits from his saddle bags and hoofed over a sizable amount, almost emptying the bag. "Great!" She beamed, "Now c'mon, I know this excellent little resturant just down the way..."
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"So," Aero swallowed a mouthful of her salad, "Keepin' busy since team rocket disbanded Mr. Giovanni?" The resturant boasted thrity one flavors of lettuce. It was an exquisite eatery despite being rather low key.
"What?" Grey puzzled the reference lost on him.
"Now that your... Organization is disbanded," She rephrased, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, that. Well, there's still a few..." Grey waved his hoof in a circle motion as he searched for the right word, "stragglers, left about. Buisness isnt quite over."
"Issat so?" Aero Spike grumbled through a mouthful of food. The portrait of mareness.
"It is so." Grey responded. A moment or two passed in silence before either of them spoke again. "So," Grey started, reviving the conversation, "What was your conversion dream like?"
Aero's expression turned sour. "Oh. That. Well..."
-_-_-_-_-
John floated in the nothingness as time untold passed. Suddenly there was a loud pop sound announcing the arrival of a pink alicorn that John had never seen before.
"Let's see what we have here..." she murmured, materializing a clipboard with a spread sheet. "Brutalized buisness competition... Excessive Swearing... Yelled at homeless man for looking at you... Pretty full list of atrocities here girl." She read aloud, flipping through the pages.
"Wait a second," She blurted upon reaching the last page. Quickly she flipped to the front and then back again.
Then she started laughing. "Hold on. I'll be RIGHT back." The alicorn teleported away and John was alone once more.
Time passed unkept once more when there was three very loud and distinct pops as Celestia, Luna and Cadence all appeared.
"What's the issue Cadence?"
"Thee hast disturbed our bubble bath!" Luna added, slightly soapy.
"Sorry Auntie Loon, but I needed to show you this" Cadence apologized, then magicked the clipboard over to Luna and Celestia, giggling softly. The other two alicorns slowly read through the content.
"So, this is the one responsible for the heavy influx two weeks ago..." Celestia murmured.
"Thee hast taken the cherry formula?" Luna asked aloud, to none in particular.
"It would appear that good ol' Grey mixed up the potions..." Celestia giggled. "I think that punishment enough. What do you think sister?"
"'Tis plenty." Luna chortled.
"Oh yes, lets see how long he lasts..." Cadence beamed, failing to contain herself.
The laughter grew riotous and the dream ended.
-_-_-_-_-
"Well. That sounds... different." Grey noted.
"You aren't wondering their mention of you?" Aero puzzled. It isn't everyday somepony is in somepony's else conversion dream.
"Ha, it isnt the first time they mentioned me. Probably wont be the last either." Grey chuckled brazenly.
After a glance that went maybe a bit too long, Aero gave the clock a casually glance and siezed up when she saw the time. "Thanks-for-the-food-gotta-run-bye!" She blurted before bolting back home.
-_-_-_-_-
Touching down on the patio Aero slid the door open and trotted inside. She flapped up into the living room to land on the couch. "Welcome home ma'am." Albert greeted.
"Call me sir." She grumbled shifting, her position to be more comfortable.
"Yes ma'am."
Aero snorted then continued tossing about for a minute before settling on a comfortable position. Just as she began to doze off, the door slammed open. Standing in the entrance way was Azure.
"Hey dad." Azure tossed the old backpack off and onto the ground.
Aero groaned and sat up. "Hey son whats up. Get to school okay?"
"Yeah." He answered. "Oh! I got a permission slip for a field trip!" Azure started digging through the old backpack and pulled out a single sheet of paper with equestrian writing on it. Here!" He hoofed the permission slip over.
Aero stared at it for a long moment before speaking. "Azure."
"Yes dad?" He piqued, oblivious as to what was the issue.
"You know I can’t read Equestrian right?" Aero raised an eyebrow in question. Despite practicing the alien script for the past two weeks, she had yet to master it. Sighing, he asked, "So where is this trip to, when is it, and am I allowed to tag along?"
"Its next Friday and I'm sure you can come if you want! We're going to the Yellowstone National Forest. The teacher said it’s important to see the natural wonders of the world before equestria swallows it." Azure beamed. Aero could see that he wanted to go.
"Alright then." Aero grabbed a pen off one of the lower shelves of the bookcase and signed it. "Here ya go," She hoofed the slip over to Azure who promptly put it in the old backpack. "Now come help me with dinner, we're having casserole. Alfred! Fire up the stove!" Aero walked towards the kitchen, Azure following close behind.
-_-_-_-_-AUTHOR'S NOTES-_-_-_-_-
Yes this is a thing and it will continue to be a thing. Dont worry, It'll only be 3-4 chapters of material whereas I have a large number planned for the main body.
I've slowly been writing more and more each day. It's still a slow process but it IS happening.
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