//------------------------------// // CLOCK SMASH // Story: Total Burnout // by Riften //------------------------------// "Ok so run this by me again, who is Rainbow Dash, and why should remember her?" "....You know what, she isn't all that important. Just forget I ever mentioned her." " Did the doctor mention anything about me having amnesia or something? I feel like she would be someone I'd remember, not very often someone meets a rainbow maned anything." Rainbow manes are gay. Sampson. Shut. The hell. Up. "Doc never said anything about amnesia, might just wear off eventually. Or not, you're not missing that much." From what Im able to put together here I fell out of an exploding house in the sky with Vinyl and someone else named Rainbow Dash, whom for whatever reason I seem to remember nothing about. Sampson, would I also regenerate brain damage? I'd assume getting blow out of a building and smashing into the ground ON YOUR HEAD would carry some kind of repercussions. Minor amnesia is entirely possible, but you know being you It cant last that long. So just wait it out? I feel like im missing alot more that just this Rainbow Dash thing, Vinyl keeps talking about changelings at the house too, I don't seem to remember anything having to do with the house either. I have this weird feeling though...like when I was there at the house I was being watched....like...always... ~~~~~ " Do you think he's onto us sister?" "No, just shut up and enjoy the movie Luna...." ~~~~~ Just wait it out man, you should focus on the now. Like going to those ruins or whatever. I'd like to stop babysitting you sometime soon. Ruins? Oh yeah, sooner I get control of myself and get you out of my head the better. You're implying im going to be leaving. ...Where are the ruins? You got the map up there in my head, you direct me. Ummmmm, go.....That way.... You know I can't see where that way is, give me a direction. A real one this time. Yeah, umm go....East I think. It's somewhere in that direction. "You okay man? You've been angrily glaring at the that roof for like two minutes now?" "What? Oh yeah, im cool. Been arguing with myself. Anyway me and other me are gonna be heading out towards those ruins, you wanna come to?" "Meh, got nothing better to do. Do you have any idea of where we're going?" "I think, my mind says east but im pretty sure he's crazy. So...West? Yeah, west sounds good." Ah you little bastard. I'll get you back for this. "You are easily the craziest person i've ever met. If it means anything im glad you almost demolished my house. Havn't had this much excitement since my party days." "Hmm, i'd ask about those days but that would mean a long story, which in turn means less time out on an adventure." "Heh yeah, I guess so. Hey should we track down your Doctor friend? Im thinking we could do a lot more adventuring in that magic phone booth of his." "You mean his TARDIS? The guy lives in time and space, I don't think we'd have an easy time finding him." "That is unless...." "Unless what?" "Now hear me out here, what if we we're to smash a bunch of clocks? Do you think that would get his attention?" "Im not really seeing the logic here, but then again I don't really care. So...Yes, I am on-board with this plan, but where are we going to find enough clocks in one place to smash? I mean is there even a clock store here?" "I have a place in mind..." ~A Short Walk Later~ "MY CLOCKS! MY SOFAS! NO STAY AWAY FROM MY QUILLS!" "Woooooooooooh! Who knew a place called Quills and Sofas would also have clocks too!" "I know right! This guys always complains about my music being to loud, now I can finally get back at him for all those noise complaints!" "YOUR MUSIC SHOOK MY HOUSE AND KNOCKED DOWN MY CLOCKS!" "Yeah well now im knocking down your clocks in person, SUCK IT CLOCK GUY!" "Im getting the Royal Guards!" "DO IT LOSER!" "....Um Vinyl...We're out of clocks to break...I think we should bail on this plan, the last guards we met were changelings, last thing we need is more confrontations with those bastards." "Last clock, lemme smash it then we're out of here. ~SMASH~ There, see? No harm done here, well other than every clock in this guys store." "Yeah yeah yeah, we gotta bail now. That guy will be back any second now with some guards. Over there, we'll go out the back door." "Cool, kinda sucks your Doctor friend didn't show---The doors locked." "What?!" She said the doors locked. Shut-up I heard her, I was being dramatic. "The door's locked! I can't open it!" "Did you try kicking it? KICK IT DOWN!" Sampson, if things get to bad I want you ready on the power button, we're gonna need a quick escape out of here, I don't want to be fighting real guards, that sounds pretty illegal. You just broke into someponys home and smashed all of their clocks, why are you now caring whats legal? Shut up, I don't need in anymore trouble than I already am. "Im trying! -THUD- It's not working! -THUD- HELP ME!" "Stand back. Things are about to get a bit hot up in this. You hear me Sampson? That means fire time." You got it Boss. "Sweet, this seems a bit over kill...But I don't care...Door....FEEL MY WRAT- VROOM WORP WORP WORP "Aaaand The Doctor is here....May I ask what you are about to do to that door?" "Oh...um (Sampson turn off the fire) nothing...Nothing at all." "Yeah...Seems like nothing. Can I also ask why you were smashing all of those clocks? I could felt some kind of disturbance in the time stream and came running. Who would'a figured Time Lords can sense a clock breaking from half a galaxy away?" "HA! Told yah smashing stuff is the answer to everything." "Yeah whatever, hey Doc' as long as you're here wanna get us outta here? Kinda stuck here, don't really wanna have to break down this guys door...." "Fine get in, but I want an explanation for all this." "Sweeeeet, you're a life saver Doc'. You're into a looooong explanation." "THEY'RE IN HERE! GUARDS ARREST THEM!" "Royal guards? My my aren't you two in some trouble. Hurry get in now, you can explain on the way out." "Like I said Doc', lifesaver." Authors Note: Got a little preoccupied with Halo 4, I going to try and step up the updates now. If I start to slack on these do not hesitate to yell violently at me. I am lazy and need motivation. And yelling. Do that. RIFTEN OUT!