"Aw, tonight is Halloween! Kicka**!" said Stan. Kyle responded "Too bad there are a million Ryu costumes this year. Where has the creativity gone?" Stan responded "Oh, who cares. We get free candy!" Cartman ran in with an angry look on his face. He said "Halloween has been cancelled! I heard it on the news! Instead, a big pony hunt is going on!" Kyle responded "We should tell the ponies! If they don't exist, we may NEVER be normal again! Cartman remarked "My god, you still care about those gay My Little Ponies? In fact, I'm gonna go sign up right now!" "Well, screw you, Cartman. We are going to warn them and it will end in failure".
After arriving at Twilight Sparkle's home, they burst open the door, and yelled "THERE'S A PONY HUNT, THIS HALLOWEEN OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT IN PONYVILLE." Twilight responded "Relax, I remembered Nightmare Night." Kyle then said "If that's what you are calling it, then there's a pony hunt then. They are especially targeting the youth." Twilight responded "WHAT??????? I GOTTA TELL MY FRIENDS! WHAT DO WE DO?" Stan responded "We fight back. I don't know what else to do."
After that, Twilight told everypony else. But the children wouldn't listen, nor would Pinkie Pie, so they just might be in the line of fire. Stan and Kyle told Kenny, and he freaked out.
That night, the ponies and the kids happened to be meeting at the same spot. "Twilight Sparkle? Fluttershy? Applejack? Rainbow Dash? Rarity? What are you doing here?" Said Stan. Applejack responded "What they're doin' to these here fillies ain't right. It's evil." Twilight Sparkle then said "Did you do anything to stop them?" Kenny responded "YHH! MHRMHRYMHRMHRMHRMHRMHR" (Kenny Translator: Yeah! We filled the before-party Coca-Cola cans with Beer!) "In that case, we sh-" Twilight was interrupted by Cartman's mom. "Not so fast, we didn't fall for your plans to stop us from hunting! Hey, it's the supporters! FIRE!!!!!" They started running from bullet fire, somehow surviving. Fluttershy went into a bush and the others followed. "We need a plan to stop them. Any suggestions?" Rainbow Dash responded "It's possible for Kyle to be able to control weather like I do. Try jumping on a cloud to do that." Kyle responded "OK, I'll try." Twilight Sparkle added "These costumes will make you hard to notice. Put them on." They put on the costumes. In everybody/pony's amazement, Kyle could control weather. He shot lightning bullets. He managed to wipe out all but one hunter.
It was CARTMAN! He didn't talk to anybody, he just went on the Friendship Express and left. All of them managed to get on the train. Cartman was attempting killing every pony on the train. "HAHAHA! KILL THE STUPID PONIES!" Cartman yelled. Twilight tried to use magic from her now detached horn. It hadn't worked, not before Cartman had killed every pony on the car, and he himself had been reading off all of the names of the fillies he killed and taken their candy. "Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Dinky Hooves," He read. Nobody/pony had the energy to defeat Cartman. Untill he said the names "Pinkie Pie and Apple Bloom." Instantly, Twilight and Applejack instantly sprung to action and Twilight Sparkle instantly remarked "YOU KILL MY FRIEND?" and Applejack responded "YOU KILL MY SISTER AND YOU DIE!" They were right about to kill them and they ran out of energy. A mysterious dark figure that looked like a pony came in and scared Cartman enough to make him fall out the window.
Kyle said "Oh my god, they killed Cartman" "You...You great people." Stan responded. "But who was that mysterious figure? i'm scared..." remarked Fluttershy Rainbow Dash responded "Probably just Princess Luna." "Yeah, whoever that is." responded Stan. He then said "C'mon, lets go home, we can eat the candy that mom saved for Trick -or- Treat." Rarity said "We can't go home, the humans are guarding our homes to get scientific evidence. Kenny responded "MHMHMHR! MHMHMHMHMHMHMHR! (Kenny Translator: We can't go home either! we'd be sent to jail!) Twilight and Stan then said together "What do we do now?"