(I wasn't planning on making this a series, but after I forgot to change the status to "complete", someone asked if it was going to be a series, so to make up for the confusion, I am making it a series. DPV111, I'm looking at you.)
"How the hay is stuff like this gettin' out?!" Applejack said angrily.
"Mah brother is way too shy to even say anything other than "eeyup" and "nnope" half the time he talks! And Fluttershy, well, she pretty much pays more attention to her animals then stallions! It just, it's- it's stupid!"
"I told you, I just heard some mares talking about it! I don't know where it came from!" Twilight pointed.
"What!? Who? I bet it was Lyra and Bon Bon, right?! Those rascals do nothing but spread lies!" Applejack grunted, ready to storm out at any moment.
"No! It wasn't-" Twilight sighed. "They said that they heard it in another conversation, so no, it wasn't Lyra or Bon Bon. Besides I've never seen the ones talking about this before, anyways."
"Never seen them before!? then they must be new!!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, hanging upside down from the room, wearing clothes oddly very similar to that of Sam Fisher. (Splinter Cell reference, for those of you who don't know. Google.)
"Huh? How?-"
Twilight put a hoof on Applejack's shoulder. "This is Pinkie Pie we're talking about, remember?"
Applejack shook her head to clear her mind of Pinkie's Fourth-Wall breaking antics.
Pinkie then gave Applejack a confused look.
"Fourth-Wall? What's that?" she asked.
++++++
"Dear, you must leave your cottage sometime!" Rarity said under her timid friend's cottage door.
"NO! I'M NEVER COMING OUT OF HERE! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Fluttershy boomed, pushing Rarity a few feet back.
Rarity combed back her disheveled mane as she spoke, "Well, if you won't come out, can I come in?"
Silence, until the sound of nine locks were heard along with the sound of breaking boards, finally revealing Angel by the door, stomping the ground impatiently.
Rarity gave a confused look at the rabbit before walking inside.
++++++
"BIG MAC, IF YOU DON'T OPEN THE DOOR, I'LL BASH IT IN!" Applejack pounded on the door.
"Why do you want me to open it?" he replied nervously. He was acting like a filly! And Big Mac, of all people..... Anyways!-
"Well, first of all, you locked us out of our own home!" she looked back at Granny Smith and Applebloom, sitting in the dirt with an irritated look on their faces. "Second of all, you're acting like a mare! Ah knew you had a sensitive side, but golly, Fluttershy's probably doing better than you! And when that completely rude, insulting story was up in Ponyville, ah didn't cower in fear!" she glared at Applebloom with a very long, dark glare that could kill a cockatrice in an instant. She slumped into the dirt, feeling her soul getting punched in the face by her sister, until-
Click!
Granny Smith immediately jumped up, running into the building and already drifting to sleep on her chair before anyone noticed, causing Applejack to break her stare.
Big Mac had his head down as the two sisters walked inside. Once Applebloom had gone to her room, Applejack spoke up.
"Alright, let's sort this out."
++++++
"Darling, there's nothing to be worried about, it's just a simple rumor, and it won't change anyone's opinion of you....Well, except for Big Macintosh's, but we can sort that out so we can all just look back at this silly moment and laugh." Rarity explained.
"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY! YOU'RE NOT THE ONE GOING THROUGH THIS!" she yelled from up the stairs, the waterfall of tears growing slightly in size.
"Well, yes, I don't know what it feels like, but I'm trying to imagine if I am, to help YOU!"
"NOTHING BUT A TIME MACHINE CAN HELP ME!" she yelled.
Rarity tapped her chin with her hoof. "Well, I heard that Dr. Whooves fellow knows a lot about time, would it help if I brought him?" she asked blankly, unsure of what to do now.
Knock Knock Knock!
"DON'T LET THEM IN! THEY'RE HERE TO LAUGH AT ME!"
Rarity sighed. "Come in, the door's unlocked."
Just then, Applejack entered the cottage, with no one other than Big Mac in tow.
Applejack nodded at her friend. "We're here to sort this out."
"I hope so." Rarity whispered.
"Soo, what's the damage?" Applejack whispered back.
"The house is nearly flooded, if you haven't noticed."
Applejack looked at the floor and noticed the cottage drenched in three inches of tears, most of which was pouring out the door.
How'd ah miss that? Applejack thought.
"And may I ask how this will work? What's the plan?" Rarity asked.
Applejack turned to her brother. "You. Up there, now. Ah don't wanna deal with this much longer, now git!"
Big Mac flinched at her sister's dark tone, but did as he was told, slipping on tears and smashing his face on the stairs the way up there. Once he reached the upstairs, there was silence, then the tears stopped, followed by the sound of glass being smashed. Rarity and Applejack gave each other one quick look before running up the stairs, seeing one window broken and another one opened carefully.
"Darnit, Big Mac!" Applejack yelled before jumping out of the smashed window.
Rarity looked and saw the chase before she shook her head and left the cottage, running.
"Fluttershy, wait up!"
++++++
Rarity and Applejack looked at the two roped up together, all trying to catch their breath.
"Well at least we got THAT settled." Applejack said blankly.
BOOSH!
The four looked up to the barn door and saw Twilight, breathless as well.
"There's another rumor being spread." she gasped.
"WHAT?!"
THE END (For now.)