//------------------------------// // An Ode for Pinkamina Fuehrer // Story: The Adventures of Strange // by President Gregglez //------------------------------// An Ode for Pinkamina Führer Who is that great and noble Führer Whose lineage goes back to the Maine Six Is it General Willius with his strength and determination? No it can’t be, for he is too dumb and tall. Is it chancellor Octavia with her amazing wit and cunning? Not even close, her gravitas does not compare. There is only one pony, in the entire galaxy For whom we shall fight for everywhere It is our great Führer Pinkamina The greatest pony of all Who is kind and fair and gentle Yet can wipe away evil And all the undesirables And let us live in her Utopia without a care Oh great Führer Pinkamina Who is the greates of them all Shall rid the world everything wrong: From Zebras to Griffons to Dragons and lo! And in a great new universe, one which shall see no being perverse, Shall the great Pinkamina and all her chosen children reign!