An Ode for Pinkamina Führer
Who is that great and noble Führer
Whose lineage goes back to the Maine Six
Is it General Willius with his strength and determination?
No it can’t be, for he is too dumb and tall.
Is it chancellor Octavia with her amazing wit and cunning?
Not even close, her gravitas does not compare.
There is only one pony, in the entire galaxy
For whom we shall fight for everywhere
It is our great Führer Pinkamina
The greatest pony of all
Who is kind and fair and gentle
Yet can wipe away evil
And all the undesirables
And let us live in her Utopia without a care
Oh great Führer Pinkamina
Who is the greates of them all
Shall rid the world everything wrong:
From Zebras to Griffons to Dragons and lo!
And in a great new universe, one which shall see no being perverse,
Shall the great Pinkamina and all her chosen children reign!