Falling for Pinkie
The whole world seemed to spin around me as I sat down on Pinkies couch. We
had been drinking wine when Zecora walked over with some drink from her
native land. Let’s just say I was falling on my ass before I finished my first glass.
“Damn Pinkie did Zecora say what the hell was in that stuff?” Pinkie was looking
at the other side of the couch when she answered my question, “She said it was
banana rum I think.” “Ugh, the whole world seems be spinning!” I said holding the
sides of my head and squeezing my eyes shut. “You mean like on earth?” Pinkie
said still looking at the other side of the couch. “No, on earth we don’t feel the
spinning becau-” I was cut off, unable to finish my sentence due to the vomit
rising in my throat, I ran to the toilet and threw up nothing but clear liquid that
burned like hell. “You were right it was banana rum!” With great effort I pulled
myself up and sat back down on the couch. About five minutes had passed
when I discovered why Pinkie was looking at the other side of the couch, she was
too drunk to get up! “Here I’ll help you up Pinkie.” I carefully picked her up and
fell right back down with her landing in my lap. “Close enough.” Pinkie said with a
giggle. “Shhhh… Damn I haven’t felt like this since I came to this world”. Granted
the feeling wore off pretty quickly after I landed, but none-the-less it felt the
same. It was about a year ago when I found myself in a dark void, spinning around
not knowing where the hell I was going to end up. I had woken up in a hospital
thinking I had been hit by a car, only to find out that I had been transported to a
new world filled with colorful, talking ponies! But after a few weeks I had gotten
used to this new place and had made many friends and even had a place to call
home. “Do you miss your home?” said Pinkie. “Something’s I miss but it ain’t the
people, trust me all of them are grade A assholes.” Pinkie gave me a weird look
when I said asshole. ”Back on earth an asshole is a jerk.” I said with a sigh, already
knowing what she was going so ask. She nodded with understanding then asked
“Are you the only one who was nice?” “No but sometimes I felt like I was which is
why I like it here so much, everypony is nice to me and don’t care that im
different, well don’t care anymore.” Pinkie laughed at that, I could see her looking
back to when I first came here and how everyone reacted to a bipedal, mostly
hairless, creature suddenly slamming into the ground knocked out cold in front of
them! As I watched the pink pony think back to my first days here from me asking
the Cakes for a job baking, to the many parties I joined her in planning, I began to
notice that I had grown very fond of her and sometimes found myself thinking of
her while I’m alone. I even would go as far to say as I’ve kind of fallen for her and
hope she felt the same way for me. “Ummm… Pinkie?” “Yes?” The rum had been
worked out of my system for a while now but she still seemed to be quite drunk.
“Do you want to, I don’t know; go out to the Everfree forest sometime?” Well I
fuck that one up, I thought to myself. “Are you asking me out on a date?” Pinkie
said with a smile. “Well, yes I guess I am asking you out.” Dear god let this work!
“You’re not put off by the fact that I’m not human?” Pinkie said with what I guess
was a raised eyebrow, kind of hard to tell with ponies. “No… Should I? I mean its a
little odd being so different physically but mentally were almost the same
person.” It was true, me and Pinkie had a mental connection. When we planned
parties we never disagreed with each other and had some of the same ideas, I
even wore pink to a party because that was the dress code! Even now as I looked
into her eyes I felt like I had known her all my life instead of one short year. “Sure,
I’ll go out with you, but do you really want to go to the forest? There are sooo
many other places we could go.” “Anywhere in particular?” I said “I don’t know of
much outside of Ponyville.” “We could take the train to Canterlot and get
something to eat.” Pinkie said with a smile. I had noticed that she like riding
trains, most likely due to meeting new people, and would take one to any place to
far to walk. “Ok, and tomorrows our day off so it’s perfect.” There was a pause as
Pinkie thought about it. “So ummm… I guess I’ll see you tomorrow?” “Well even if
we didn’t have a plan you would see me, we live in the same house silly.” Pinkie
said giggling off into her room. “I wonder if James Bond ever felt like this.” I said
to myself kicking off my shoes and laying down. I wonder if there’s a new actor
playing Bond now.
I woke to the sound of birds chirping outside my window so I got up to shut it
when I noticed Fluttershy teaching the birds a new song. It didn’t take long for the
yellow pegasus pony to notice me in the window and flew over to greet me.
“Good morning two legs!” she said in her usual whisper. “Good morning
Fluttershy, and please just call me Bill.” Fluttershy giggled at the name, I
should have remembered that a normal sounding name is odd here in Equestria.
“So what’s new with you?” Fluttershy said. I looked over my shoulder to make
sure no one was there and whispered “I finally asked Pinkie out and she said yes!”
Fluttershy squeed with joy. “Oh, that’s wonderful news! Where are you taking
her?” “Well I was hoping you knew some place fancy in Canterlot.” Fluttershy
seemed to go deep into thought. “I think the Royal Gardens near the palace
would be wonderful.” “Royal Gardens sound fantastic, thank you Fluttershy.”
Fluttershy smiled with joy, wished me good luck, and flew off to take care on
some animal. I heard hoof steps coming up the stairs followed by a knock on my
door. ”Just a second, I’ll be right there!” I said trying to buy some time to get
dressed. It felt warm out to I decided to put on some shorts and a tee-shirt that
Rarity had made for me. I opened the door to see Mrs. Cake sweating and looking
flustered. “You need something?” Suddenly a loud crash sounded from down
stairs. “Yes I do, I need you and Pinkie to watch the store today we just got an
order way over in Springfilly for a wedding cake and we need to get there fast!” I
tried to protest but my hands were tied. My contract stated that if this were to
happen I would have to help, even on a day off. “Well I guess I can.” I said, trying
to hide my reluctance. “Oh thank you Bill! We’ll give you two tomorrow off.” “You
better wake up Pinkie and tell her yourself, she might think I’m pulling her leg.” As
Mrs. Cake trotted off to Pinkies room, I pulled off my shorts and put on a clean
pair of pants. I was reaching for my boots and a pair of socks when I heard Pinkie
groaning. I kind of chuckled knowing that Pinkie was as unhappy as me. Mrs. Cake
walked out with Pinkie following. “Thanks again you two for agreeing to take
over, we’ll see you tomorrow!” Both me and Pinkie waved goodbye as she started
down the stairs but she stopped at the doorway and turned to me and said “By
the way Bill, the Royal Gardens is a lovely place.” As she walked down the stairs I
couldn’t help but wonder how the hell she heard me from all the way down there.
The Cakes left with the wedding cake they had made when Pinkie and I were
asleep leaving us to mind the store. Pinkie was in the kitchen baking while I
watched the counter and swept the floors. It had been about an hour before
someone came through the door. “Can I help you?” They placed a scroll and the
counter and left without saying a word. “That was weird.” I said to myself
wondering what was written on the piece of paper. I read the paper to myself the
balled it up, threw it, and calmly yelled “FUCK!” Pinkie ran in, afraid I had hurt
myself or something. “What’s wrong?” Pinkie said as she entered the front room.
“The Cakes are stuck in Springfilly until next Monday due to the bridge being
repaired.” Pinkie groaned and sat down on the floor. “What about our date?” she
said looking up at me. “I don’t know, I guess we’ll try again some other day.” I sat
down with Pinkie and we started talking and having a good time. At the end of the
day we were still sitting on the floor but now Pinkie had moved to my side and I
was running my fingers through her mane while she hummed some song she
knew or had just made up. “Well it’s just about time to close shop.” I said looking
at the clock. “It’s kind of sad, we could have had a wonderful day but we were
stuck here all day.” I turned my body to look Pinkie in the face and pressed my lips
to hers. The kiss lasted only a few second and after it broke I said to her. “Pinkie, I
got to spend all day with you and that’s all I ever wanted.” Pinkie stared at me for
what felt like an hour and then she started the kiss, her tongue in my mouth
before I knew the kiss started. I was caught off guard and fell on my back but
Pinkie kept up with me and never stopped and neither did I. After a while the kiss
broke and we just sat there looking into each other’s eyes. “Are you ready?”
Pinkie said. “I was just about to ask you the same thing.” We walked up to my room and got into my bed.
It was just past daybreak when I finally woke up with Pinkie right next to me. I
watched her as she slept for what felt like an eternity, thinking about what had
happened these two short years. I had fallen in love her and so had she with me. I
carefully got up so I wouldn’t wake her up and started getting dressed. I was
getting my pants on when I heard the door downstairs open and Mrs. Cake saying
something to Mr. Cake. Pinkie had now woken and looked at me with a smile.
“Good morning Bill.” “Moring Pinkie.” We looked at each other for the longest
time just letting our eyes talk. I walked over to Pinkie and kissed her. We broke
the kiss when we heard hoofsteps coming up the stairs. I hurriedly got my shirt on
and Pinkie hopped off my bed. Mrs. Cake knocked at the door and asked if she
could come in. “Sure just give me a second.” I was completely dressed but wanted
make sure everything was straight and all signs of what happened last night were
hidden also Pinkie had to hide in her room. I opened the door and let Mrs. Cake in
hoping she didn’t notice anything and if she did not to freak out or worse kick me
out. “Good morning Bill, I hope it we weren’t asking too much out of you staying
again yesterday.” “It’s ok but I thought you weren’t coming back till Monday.” I
said “Well there was a train which had extra room for out supplies and well, here
we are!” “And it’s good to see you back. So how’d the wedding go?” “Oh we
won’t bore you with the details but it went well even on short notice.” Pinkie now
stepped out of her room faking a yawn and looking surprised to see Mrs. Cake
back so soon. After Mrs. Cake retold her story she gave us today off and went
back down stairs. Pinkie looked at me and asked “So what do you want to do for
our overdue day off?” I thought for a second, smiled and asked “Wanna go to
Canterlot gardens?”
The end