when slenderman left me in paradise

by Jimbob


When I'm Bored

[Knight]

{Me}

"I see no possible way that this could end badly" I stared a now sickly black gem that was vibrating in my hands

"Don't worry Jake! I'm sure everything will be fine!" Twilight seems pretty confident however......

"Then why are you the one behind a blast shield?!" I stared at Twilight, who was at least twenty feet away, writing down notes as I pumped more and more shadow into the gem. It had all started a few days ago when Twilight had been in the library reading a book on gems, I on the other hand had been in my dank room plotting various schemes of revenge against Blueblood, which may or may not have been funded by Rarity, when Twilight had begun to wonder what would happen if I began charging crystals with shadows.

I for one am against it..... Mostly because the last gem exploded........ Twice. I mean really it was more impressive than anything I mean it exploded and then as I walked towards it the shards exploded again.

Anyway now I was charging another gem because Twilight was sure she had figured out how much power it could hold, but then again she had said that last time.

"Annnnddd stop!" I cut off the flow of shadows and carefully put down the now all black gem and made a dash for the blast shield

"So will it work now?"

"I don't know try putting it in the machine" I carefully lifted the gem into a nearby machine, it looked like a oversized microscope, we had been using. According to Twilight this thing would scan the gem and tell you approximately how much magic was in it. They even had a funny name to measure the amount of magic they called them 'swirlies' after the creator of the scale Star Swirl the Bearded. Twilight had told me more about it but do you know how hard it was to pay attention when she kept saying swirlies? Cuz it's hard.

"And there we go" there was a clicking noise as the gem was locked into place. This was the make it or break it part all the other gems had imploded at this point shortly followed by exploded, in some cases twice...... I mean really twice?! That just seems impos-

"It worked!" my internal monologue was cut short as Twilight ran over to the machine and began to look at the gems on the side apparently the represent how much magic is actually in the gem. 1 lit up gem is equal to 10 swirlies.

[*Snort*]

{I know man, I just..... I mean swirlies?}

[*Snort* haha *snort]

"B-But that's impossible" I looked over at Twilight who was staring at the gems, which had all turned a black and were slowly being covered in a thin layer of frost.

"So does that mean I'm a badass?" She was still staring at the gems

[I think our badassery broke her]

{Maybe}

I poked her in the side of the head.

Nothing

[Umm maybe trying-]

{Operation flying tackle is a go!}

I jumped towards her yelling like a madman. Unfortunately I may have startled her as a purple bubble quickly surrounded her, the same purple bubble I smash face first into.

"Ow" I slid down the bubble in cartoon fashion. Twilight however was running over towards the gem

"I don't get it Twi what's so special about the gem?" she stopped right in front of the gem and turned to face me

"Jake the gems turned black"

"Yes and my magic is black ergo black magic is still black"

"But it measures any magic and lits up in fact the only way that it could turn black was if it....."

"It?"

"Didn't have any magic in it"

"Kay' I mean there are just shadows, not too sure if shadows are magical or just you know shadows." My money was on them being just shadows. Twilight picked the gem and began to inspect it

"Here Twi lemme see tha-"

*CRACK*

A large crack split down the side of the gem. Alarm bells started going off in my head

"Twilight put the gem do-"

*BOOM*

Inky blackness flowed out of the gem and into Twilight's aura but it didn't just float or explode or fall. It fucking spread

Ever seen a puddle of gasoline have a match thrown on it? Imagine that but with blackness spreading across magic. But it didn't stop there it traced the magic back to the source and surrounded Twilight and well this where I lost track of things. Mostly because the strange tingling sensation in my gut that quickly morph into a blinding pain.

I fell to the ground writhing in pain and I'm about ninety percent sure I was screaming. The pain in question felt like someone had taken a lightning bolt and shoved it into my stomach and occasionally decided to kick me for fun. I don't know how long I was there but I do know that there was dew on the grass when Celestia finally found us there. Me writhing in pain and Twilight laying there unconscious. I raised a hand towards her

"Please h-help" my hand fell back to my gut try to stop the spasms.

"Hold on Jake it will be ready in a moment" I looked back up and saw she was charging some kinda of spell. She kneeled down and aimed her horn at me, a lazy tendril of magic began to move towards me. It hit my temple and I was swallowed by darkness.


A/N: Sup guys? Sorry it took so long, I just moved bases and my new barrack didn't have wifi and I had to get comcast to come set it up and then it didn't save the chapter I had begun so I had to re-type it all and then I had to work still to I've just been a bit busy on a completely unrelated note OH MY GOD SEASON THREE FINALLY!