Twilight's door hangs open, and inside a cold rush of air flows out, enticing you to enter. Pinkie heads inside while you follow close behind. "Fine knave!" shouts Luna, "I shall be named savior of Ponyville alone!" Her wingbeats disappear as you traverse the inner sanctum of Twilight's library. The breeze that seemed enticing when you entered now has a dark feel to it, as if it was starting a preservation process for your body. Inside the confines of the thousands of shelved novels the eery feeling of being watched grew with every step. A loud hoot sends you scrambling as Owlicious dives in and strikes at you with piercing talons open wide. His eyes glow red with fury, his wings beat faster than normal, and a luminescent purple glow surrounds him.
Twilight cackles from the shelf above your head, "Yes, Owlicious, show them the Ponyville welcome!"
Pinkie grabs the nearest book on the shelf, which happens to be the Derpy Hooves Guide on Making the Bestest Muffins Your Pickled Tongue Has Ever Tasted, and throws it straight at Owlicious's full-moon eyes, taking his head clean off. Feathers pour all over the place as Twilight fills the house with her rage. she hops to the floor and tumbles on top of you, placing a cloth over your mouth and sending you into a deep dark sleep.
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You Awaken to the sound of dripping, and clear your foggy head, then establish a connection with reality. The room you're in contains many a pair of wings as well as the heads of most of the ponies from Ponyville. Beside you lies the heads of Twilight Sparkle, Luna, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Owlicious.
"Ally you have to do is take a head of pony, add it to the mix, now just add a little blood that's boiling, a bit of bird that's a hoot, making these cakes is such a sinch, add a teaspoon of saliva, add a little more, and you count to four, and you never get your fillah!"