I would like to point out this was in no way a troll about bronies. Its solely trolling my friends for the brony remarks they make about me. THIS one for you Alex H and Alex W!!!
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So it's day one and I am having the time of my life! No bullshit to deal with and I get to witness my friends "adjusting to Ponyville. Life can be too sweet sometimes. Me Alex and Wallace did not have cutie marks. We didn't care if we were strange. We were strange to begin with. So Fluttershy suggested we try taking care of animals. That idea could have gone better. We were at her cottage for about an hour before Wallace discovered some Poison Joke Fluttershy kept in a jar under the floorboards. I still don't know why Wallace was even doing with said floorboards. He always did say to have a nice barbeque that afternoon. Aw Fuck. I made a dash into the main room to find Wallace sneaking some of the Joke into Angel's food. Wallace thought he was killing the poor thing but that backfired. Instead of a dead bunny he got a bunny that sung like a soprano singer. I found this quite humorous in fact. Fluttershy was busy with controlling the other animals Wallace slipped her animals. I felt sorry for the shy Pegasus and threw some of the joke on Wallace. Only to hit Alex in the face. Which turned him into an inflatable ballon. I could help but laugh at my friends missfortune serves him right.
Well soon the Joke was all gone and the last of it hit poor Fluttershy. I bolted from the room knowing what would happen next. Alex and Wallace only watched as a baratone Fluttershy shouted them down and gave them the Stare. I dealt it from outside and it is not pleasent. I loved watching them both piss themselves too.
We all agreed to go to lunch. As we were passing a diner I heard a familiar Diva's sing song voice call out.
"Oh Jakey-Wakey! Come here darling."
I stopped dead in my tracks and Alex walked into me followed by Wallace yelling out profanity.
"Oh why hello Rarity!" I put on a damn good British accent.
"Care to dine with me and Twilight for a while?" Rarity asked
I looked back to my friends "free lunch?"
"Free lunch!" They agreed.
We sat down and made some small talk with Rarity and Twilight.
" Oh how dreadfulit must have been to have gotten Poison Joke at you Alex." Rarity cried out.
"Not as bad as when..." I cut Alex off before he relieved that memory
"So Rarity I heard you are designing a new dress line for the Fall?" Greatest way to distract her.
I was glad she was talking to the other two while I had an intelligent conversation with Twilight. I explained physics to her. She told me how Pinkie Pie broke every single concept. She explained magic to me. I explained to her technology.
"Foods here!" Wallace pointed out.
I ordered a spinach salad no dressing with melted cheese and some carrots. Wallace ordered plain bread due to not eating horse feed. Next thing I hear is Alex shouting profanity.
"What the $&$% is this!!!" He got a daisy and hay sub. As he flopped shit I realized we needed to pay for food from now on.
Lunch passed with no further interruptions and we decided. And I mean I decided we should get jobs.
That idea didn't go over too well with my friends. At all.