Warning: this Omake contains copious amounts of SHIPPING as well as TROLLESTIA. Might include some naughty references.

Cupcakes meets Misery

Pinkie: *Wakes up in a strange bed, finds legs have been broken, Rainbow grinning over her with adoring eyes*

Pinkie: *shrinks back, but her broken legs ache as she moves* "Ouch! D-dashie, please...I-I..."

Rainbow: "They already know. I'm afraid the very first thing they're going to do when they discover you've gone missing is look under the basement." *smiles* "It’s okay, Pinkie. They'll never find you here."

Rainbow: "Somewhere were we can be together....I've actually been hiding some shameful feelings about you, Pinkie...but now that you need me, they are feelings I'm not ashamed off anymore. Because they are right. I have to protect you-" *eyes get creepy* "For. ev. errrrr...."

Rainbow: "Because you see...I'm not going to eat you, but that doesn't mean I don't want a taste."

Pinkie: *Blushes, flails her forelegs at Dash, but then, her eyes widen* "ooo..oooh, D-d-dashie.....hey, gimme your wing!" *licks thin, sensitive flesh that lies between feathers*

Rainbow: "Isn't the sunset beautiful, Pinkie?"
Pinkie: "Dashie?"
Rainbow: "Yes?"
Pinkie: "....I want a pony."
Rainbow: "D'awww......" *ruffles Pinkie’s mane*
Pinkie: "No, I mean, like, for Cupcakes."
Rainbow: "I heard you the first time."
Pinkie: "Humph!” *crosses forelegs and pouts*

Pinkie reads Cupcakes
(And Trollestia finally gets it!)
Inspired by a certain fancomic:
(http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=Pinkie+reads+cupcakes#/d41bb5n)

Pinkie was bouncing along, thinking about what kind of party she was going to throw next. Somepony might wonder how Pinkie keeps finding the energy to celebrate…or even where she keeps finding new things to celebrate. It wasn’t everyday that a new pony come to town, after all. After all, Pinkie had a “Hooray! Winter-Wrap up was on time!” party immediately followed by a “Spring has Sprung” party.

One might wonder how she manages to keep coming up with names or occasions for parties, at least.

I’ve barely scratched the surface, foolish mortals! I, Pinkie Pie, will never let an opportunity for cheer and merriment escape my scrutinizing eyes! I might throw a party just over today being a relentlessly normal day if it comes down to it! Yay, Status Quo Appreciation Day party! Go, SQAD! Hee hee, “Sqad”. I made a funny word! See, I made myself laugh just by walking down the street! I’m UNSTOPPABLE, YOU FOALS! UNSTOPPABLE!”

Pinkie let out maniacal laugh as she skipped down the street, startling onlookers around the park before they all rolled their eyes realizing she was just being Pinkie Pie.

(Lyra, however, shot up from her unnatural position on the bench and lost her balance trying to sit straight up, and fell out the bench, somehow landing horn-first on the ground. She was alright, but an upside down and very surprised Bon Bon was going from looking up at her and she couldn’t figure out why.

She was somehow being perfectly supported by her tiny horn, having been driven more than ¾ of its length down into the ground. Surprisingly sturdy, those unicorn horns.)

Pinkie thought she heard girlish giggling coming from somewhere far off, but she was having too much fun bouncing down the street. But she was too busy bouncing down the street and seeing a notepad lying on the ground labeled “Cupcakes” out of the corner of her eye to-hey, wait a sec.

Pinkie found herself landing face first in the dirt. She had been distracted, and landed wrong. Rising back to her feet, she turned around and examind the notebook.

Unaware of the malevolent forces snickering as they left the premises, Pinkie opened the book and began reading. To her astonishment, it was starring Rainbow Dash!

That should’ve been her first warning sign, but Pinkie simply couldn’t help but get excited of the prospect to be reading a story about her friends and it somehow involving Cupcakes too!

“Pinkie Pie, what gives?” Rainbow Dash grunted. “You’re freaking me out here! Stop hugging me so tight!”

Pinkie was holding Dash close to her body with her eyes stark and wide and full of tears. She was shivering slightly, and above all else, completely unwilling to let go of Rainbow Dash, like she still wasn’t certain the pegasus wasn't going to disappear into thin air the next second....

Pinkie as if breaking out of a trance, took one look at Rainbow….and began blubbering unintelligibly.

Dash was caught of guard, and her forelegs were pinned to her side, so she just began trying to talk Pinkie down.

“It’s okay…it’s okay…just breath, Pinkie Pie. What in the world happened to you, anyway? Come on, Pinkie…you never cry! …without immediately following up with a ‘hey! You know what this needs? A party!’ or something like that. *sniff* Oh, not cool, Pinkie, y-you’re making me feel *sniff* sad…”

Twilight Sparkle paced, looking at the open Notebook labeled Cupcakes. It was a simple, unassuming thing that had caused so much trouble.

Rainbow still hadn't come down from her Cloud house ever since she read it. Having read the contents herself, Twilight wasn't sure if Rainbow was actually scared of Pinkie now or if she just needed so time alone to puke and ponder who could've written such a story about her. Pinkie was being comforted by Rarity and Applejack, Twilight had no idea how much progress they were making, but Twilight had a job to do.

“So, find anything out about the author yet? Are you sure I shouldn’t read it? I could help you, you know…” Spike offered

“NO!” Twilight rose her voice at the baby dragon before softening. “eheheh…no. Spike, trust me, you wouldn’t like what’s in this notebook. Its…boring.”

“Hear that, Spike?” Nyx giggled. (Yes, Past Sins is in here now. This is an Omake, ANYTHING can happen! Its all off the books!)

“And that goes for you too, young lady! No reading this book, or you will be so beyond grounded… Now enough of this…I need to…fo…cus…”

The air around Twilight’s mane and air began to ripple, causing Nyx and Spike to look at her in alarm. Then Twilight’s eyes started to glow.

“Kids, could you step outside for a moment?” Twilight said very slowly and dangerously.

Twilight inhaled……and 15 seconds later, on the outskirts of Ponyville, Fluttershy had gotten over the shock of the great blast of sound enough to say “Oh….my.” as her ears flattened.

Celestia had returned to Canterlot after her brief disappearance. When Luna asked her where in Equestria she had been and why she hadn’t told anypony, Celestia just snickered and said it was just a little something she had to take care of. Top Secret. National Security reasons.

When she retired to her quarters, she allowed a smirk to pass over her face. Confident in her victory over the pink one. She had to be patient and magnanimous with all her subjects regardless of what they did (Case in point: Blueblood was STILL not yet banished to the Moon). Still, that’s the last time the Element of Laughter would steal HER cupcake right in front of her. Maybe she’d be sure that at the next gathering the Earth Pony would be served a full tray of Cupcakes while sitting next to Celestia, and then the Princess would ask her “Are you going to eat that?” and watch her reaction.

She noticed she had a scroll from her faithful student, Twilight Sparkle! She always enjoyed hearing from Twilight and her reports on the magic of friendship, but there was a chance she’d mention news on her success over Pinkie. Without hesitation, the Princess read the letter:

It’s Luna’s Baby pictures!

Today I learned a very important lesson about when to not take pranks seriously. Its important to stay calm and remember that your friends’ little pranks they on you are done to lighten the mood and its just another way they show affection and shouldn’t be taken seriously. So you should lighten up, have fun, and remember they are laughing with you.

Celestia was inclined to agree. She knew just how uptight some ponies could be. She kept reading.

But there are times, when it is DECIDELY the time to take it seriously. When the laughter must STOP.

Today Pinkie found a strange little notebook that contained a story of her and her friends. In the story she was doing the most …horrible things to Rainbow Dash! Pinkie was treated to a horror story where she murdered her best friend and cooked her flesh in baked goods she then served to the Ponyvillians. It was entitled “Cupcakes”…by an author with the pen name by “Sergeant Sprinkles.”

Now, actually, I happen to be a lover of ghost stories, and this actually isn’t…THAT much worse from some of the stuff I’ve told around the campfire. And indeed, if I’m fair, its not really the content of this story that I take issue with. In fact, I’d say that whoever this “Sergeant Sprinkles” is, sounds like a very creative pony and this story would make a wonderful addition to any horror library. Indeed, if the pony in question was misunderstood for their work, I’d come to the good Sergeant’s defense…

…In some other universe where the two stars of the story weren’t real ponies. Also, as I have it, I believe, after carefully studying the story that has left Pinkie a crying mess and Rainbow locked in her cloud house since this afternoon, I now know who Sgt. Sprinkles is.

Princess! I trusted you to keep everything confidential when I told you about those misgiving I had about Pinkie’s mental state! I mean, I saved a copy of those letters! There all right here! Ugh…I can’t believe some of the things I said. Oh wow. “I fear that one day her endless sugar high will crash and her depression will kill us all.” And then it seemed to have happened on her Birthday party. But…

I’ve changed since then. Talking about the “Pinkamena” incident with you calmed me down a lot, and I know that I’m not perfect. But I never would’ve shared it with you, if I knew you were going to be doing something like this! In fact…I can’t just write it down anymore. I’m casting a “Howler” spell on this message and I’m going to enchant a glyp-

Celestia peeled her gaze away from the bottom of the letter, she had barely avoided reading the glyph. But she made it.

However, the top of the letter had a message in the upper part of the letter. Celestia had ignored that corner out of force of habit but now she read:

Curiosity seized Celestia’s mind. Far too late, the Princess realized it was a trap. The Glyph was, of course, nothing of the sort. Cameras weren’t invented when Luna was an infant.

DELETED SCENE FROM CHAPTER 11

(Now, this is just what it sounds like. Its that one scene that was cut from the plot but added to the DVD release... Like the Duck-walking Alien! This was set after Rainbow regained consciousness and “Rocket” Rainbow’s body had already been removed.)

(NOTICE: The scene that was here is no longer deleted! Its part of the Chapter 11 rewrite! Still....maybe we need a deleted scene here just to fill up space.)

How could the events of the original Chapter 11 get even more cruel?

Dash *after the events of the original chapter 11) : So...are you going to kill me now? Do the same horrible things to me? I mean...after everything you made me watch...its horrible...horrible...I'm surprised I held on to my sanity this long....a-are you growing a third eye?

DP: oh..I'm just going to tell you that while you were unconscious, I did a little blood work.

DP: Oh, its nothing like that...but I don't know how to tell you this....so I'll sing it!

Apple Bloom, Grayamena Diane Pie, and Mystery Blond Unicorn girl: *come in through door, wearing Barbershop quartet suits clothes.

You have aids.
(Yes you have aids.)
I hate to tell 'ya girl that you have aids.
(you've got the aids.)
You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
(Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear), it isn't clear.

But what we're certain of is you have aids.
(Yes you have aids.
Not HIV but full blown aids.

Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.
But FULL BLOWN AIDS!
Not HIV but really FULL BLOWN AIDS)

Apple Bloom: Ah'm sorry Ah wish it was somethin' less serious.....
(But it's aids.
you've got the aaaaaa-i-ds!)

(We humbly extent our apologies to any sufferers of the very serious condition A.I.D.S. who may be offended by this sketch. Even though, technically, your beef really is with the writers of Family Guy. What? They're the ones who turned this song into a Meme.

Somewhere…out theeeere
Beneath the pale moonlight,
Someone’s thinking of me
And loving me tonight

Somewhere out there
Someone’s saying a prayer
That we’ll find one another
In that big somewhere out there
And even though I know how very far away we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing
A lonesome lullabye
It helps to think
We’re sleeping under the same big skyyyyy

Somewhereeeee, Out th-

Lord Xaos: Once again, she couldn’t handle TEH MOE, she’s a sensitive little marshmallow. So, we’re cutting this music video short. Sigh… *gets out defibrillator* LIVE DAMMIT, LIIIIIIVE!

The Dark Side

by Lord Xaos

Omake files 2! (chp 11: Deleted scene changed!)