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// like he wasn't even here... 
// Story: My Little dashie! (PARODY) 
// by musya_musya 
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SO Dash went to her house and there she didn't see an album that was so important to her but she saw another album with that saying "Boy and I!" she opened it and there she saw just her photos... 
Boy is now at home he opened the door and in the house it was empty... He thought that maybe everybody are at work... But the thing is that his parents are old and they were probably 55 when he went away to the forest... so now they are 60... you got it? His father is dead and mother is still alive but she is in the hospital. Boy just went in the house and there he saw a lot of photos where he is with his parents. He sat on the blue sofa which he liked to sleep when he was little. He turned on the TV and watched it... After some while he got sleepy and he napped for a while. He woke up after 2 hours and still nobody came. He took the phone but... He didn't know the number... He ran to the forest as fast as he can! His tears were falling like rain! He shouted "Dash! where are you?! I need you!" but no one answered back... He went to the place where he can go to Canterlot... It was closed... Boy started to cry as hard as he could all the animals in the forest were scared of him, because he was crying. Boy sniffed and then he looked on the ground. There he saw n album which says " Me and Dash!" he opened it but there he saw only his photos. But on the background you can see other ponies like pinky pie and Twilight! he was so happy that he found the album... BUt still there was no dash in that album. Boy took it and went home. 
Mean while dash found a message which says:  Hello Dash! that's me! Boy! and i would like you to know that i will never forget you... You are my best friend... You send me back home so i can have a good education but I forgot to tell you that Twilight tought me how to write, read, count. She tought me History Maths and English. I know that you love me as well... And you sent me home just because of it... I will never forget you my little Dashie...    your faitfull Boy. 
Dash started to cry while she was reading that message. but then some pony knocked at the door. Dash opened and there she saw Princess Celestia with a Twiligh who was really sad. Dash asked them if they need something but princess Celestia said that they will have to erase Dash's memories about Boy and erase Boy's memories about Dash. Dash said NO! and then quicly flew away. she was really fast and even princess Celestia couldn't catch her. Dash shouted Boy! do you hear me?! Answer PLEASE!!!! 
Boy was just wanted to go home when he heard Dash voice that askes for help. he shouted Dash! I m here! don't be scared! 
Dash " Huh? Boy?! please go away to your house and keep it closed!!! please!!!!
Boy "WHY?! and Dash you are my best friend!
Dash "Just run!"
boy ran away as fast as he could but the thing is that Twilight and Celesta had a power to go to the real world at any time. So they did. They trot to his house and there they were stopped. The door was closed. Celestia made a transformation into Dash and Twilight kept her self the same. Celestia knocked. " Hello boy! that's me Dash!"- said Celestia. " Dash is it you?"-said boy. "Yes! open the door so we can be together!"said Celestia. " hmmm... Dash say our secret word" said boy. "You don't believe me?! huh... what an idiot!" said Celestia. " You are not Dash! Dash would never say that to me!". celestia got angry and she broke the door. She went in with Twilight. Twilight said " Boy come here we have a message for you from Dash!" Boy quicl=kly ran down stairs and wanted to have a message but Twilight said something like : erase his mind! the one he loved! the one he spent his life! then boy fell down and he slept. 
Dash thought that everything is OK. So she decided to go home. She got home but there she saw Apple Jack with the rope. Apple Jack cought Dash and Appla said: "Dash sorry.... Twilight has to erase your memory about dat boy!" "No! please not him! erase everything except him!- cried Dash "Sorry, but I was told my Princess to do so." said Twilight." Dash I hate you all! and after that i will not be friends with you! cried Dash. "Sorry..." said Fluttershy. "Go do it!" said Dash. "ok let's get started!" said Twilight. "And the last thing i want to say before you do that... Princess Celestia... your real name when you were born was Princess Molestia!!!!" "Twilight erase her memory fast!" said princess. everybody laughed except Dash. " let me erase her mind, the one that was the most greatful to her and please don't kill her!" said Twilight and after that Dash fell down as well.... But Dash didn't woke up after some time. "Princess... I did something wrong?" said Twilight nervously looking at Dash. "No... That's me. i killed her..." said Princess with a smile. "But why!?"shouted Twilight. "because no pony should know my first name..." answered princess.