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// "Agent G" 
// Story: FlitterCC-Mod's 30 Minute Ponies Stories 
// by FlitterCCmod 
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                Twilight Sparkle and her friends were gathered in Pinkie Pie's room above Sugarcube Corner, taking turns telling stories while they munched on some cake. Pinkie had spontaneously decided to throw a "story party", and none of them wanted to turn it down.
Rainbow Dash turned to Pinkie, and grinned.
"So, Pinkie, I bet you've got a great story to tell," Rainbow said.
"Oh, you bet I do," Pinkie answered, nodding. "But mine's not fake. Mine is real." Her friends exchanged skeptical glances. "I'm going to tell you about the real, super-secret life... of Agent G."
"Um, who's that?" Twilight asked.
"Oh, if I told you that, his cover would be blown!" Pinkie answered, grinning with her secret. "It all started many years ago, on the rock farm..."
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A young Pinkamena Diane Pie leaped around the homestead of the Pie family. Ever since she'd thrown her first party, the entire rock farm had become a more joyful place, and it showed on the faces of both her and her family. Her younger sister, Blinkamena, ran up and started bouncing around the house alongside here.
"What's got you so excited, Pinkemena?" she asked.
"Oh, you know I like to be called Pinkie, now! Pinkie Pie! Doesn't it sound super?" Pinkie replied. "And you're Blinkie! And our sister is Inkie! We all match!" Blinkie tilted her head, bt smiled at the nickname.
"I like it!" she exclaimed. "So, have you got any parties planned today? Or is there some different reason you're excited?"
"I'm excited because Gummy's gone again! He must be off fighting some super-evil bad guy like always," Pinkie asked, stopping her bouncing at last.
"That's what he does when he goes missing? I thought he was just going to rest on the rocks. You know, alligator and all," Blinkie said.
"Oh, don't be silly. Have you ever seen him on the rocks?" Pinkie challenged.
"Well, yes," Blinkie answered.
"Does he move?"
"... No..."
"Don't be fooled! It's a fake Gummy, placed there by Agent G to make us think he's not really gone!" Pinkie said urgently.
"Oh... that makes sense," Blinkie decided. "Who do you think he's fighting?"
"He's fighting... Nightmare Moon!" Pinkie exclaimed, rearing up onto her hind legs and baring her teeth. Blinkie leaped back in fright, shaking a bit.
"Oh, no! Can he beat her?" Blinkie asked.
"Of course he can!" Pinkie answered, putting her front hooves back onto the floor. "He can use the Elements of-"
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"Pinkie, this is ridiculous," Twilight interrupted flatly. Pinkie shook herself out of her reverie, and tilted her head.
"How is it ridiculous?" she asked.
"One, your pet alligator is not a secret agent or whatever. Second, alligators are cold-blooded reptiles, so they have to lie in the sun to keep warm - preferably on warm rocks. Second, though Nightmare Moon may have been immortalized in the holiday of Nightmare Night, you knew nothing about the Elements of Harmony until we used them. Fourth, Gummy never used the Elements of Harmony, even if he could somehow go to the moon and fight Nightmare Moon!" Twilight answered, irritated by the sheer number of falsehoods in the story.
"That's what we want you to think," Pinkie answered, grinning.
"I- I..." Twilight sighed, putting her face in her hooves. "Let's move on. Fluttershy, it's your turn."
Fluttershy looked up, and began her own story, the friends leaving behind Pinkie's absurd story. Meanwhile, a toothless green alligator slipped away from the party, and pressed a hidden button in the wall of the bedroom. He stepped into the lift that appeared, right after placing a decoy "sleeping Gummy" on the table and slipping on a set of sunglasses.