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// Part 5: Boss Battle! 
// Story: Derpy Being Derpy 
// by Luna Plays Minecraft 
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	Derpy had only bought herself time. She needed a plan. But how could she defeat discord? That is when she thought of it.
"This is going to be fun." Derpy said to herself.

Discord

Discord was having an amazing day. First he made half the houses in Ponyville float in the sky, then he ruined Lyra's day, and then he made Derpy sad. It was absolutely amazing. Equestria was in chaos and Celestia and Luna were too busy to do anything about it. He was about to turn all the apples in Sweet Apple Acres into lollipops when he heard someone shout.
"Hey Discord! Its time to eat muffin!" Derpy screeched. Before Discord could react, he was assaulted with muffins from Derpy's muffin gun. Discord hit the ground with a thud.
"AHHHHHHG stop it! I- OUCH! THAT WAS A ROCK NOT A MUFFIN! AHHHG!" Discord cried. Derpy smiled as she continued to blast him with muffins and the occasional rock.

Discord lied there and just kept taking it for an hour, until Derpy ran out of muffin ammo.
"Admit defeat Discord!" Derpy said, grinning.
"Alright alright just don't shoot me anymore!" Discord pleaded.
"Okay, I wont shoot you, Discord." She told him.
"Seriously?" 
"Yup, on one condition..."
Equestria was as back to normal as it ever would be, and Celestia and Luna were in control again. They even managed to get the mane six back.
"Ugh, Derpy, how long do I have to do this? If I have to make another balloon for another dumb foal i'm gonna-" Discord whined before Derpy pointed her gun at him.
"One more crack like that and you'll be eating muffin!" Derpy told discord, who was dressed as a clown, making balloons for little fillies and colts.
"Cheer up Discord, I'm sure me and Tia could have chosen a much better punishment for thy crimes." Princess Luna told him. "And I would like a pony shaped balloon please." Luna requested. Discord let out a groan and gave her a balloon. Celestia laughed.
"Don't worry, tomorrow I will have Twilight and her friends turn you back to stone, so you wont be able to cause any more chaos." Celestia told him.
"Awwww Celly why must you always ruin the fun?" Discord asked her.
"Because it may be fun for you, but not for other ponies." Celestia said.
"Lies! I make it fun for everyone. I share the fun, and sharing is caring, Celly." He said smartly.
"Now who's the liar? Do you think it was fun for the BonBon when her house was in the sky??!!" Celestia yelled.
"Of course it was, she had so much fun getting up there." He said.
"Why, I outta-"
"Silence! You are both acting like foals! Discord, go stand over there, Celestia, you go over there." Luna broke up the argument. "Now, what do you have to say for yourselves?" Luna asked them.
"He/She started it!" Celestia and Discord said at the same time.
"I don't care who started it! You are both in time out for ten minutes." The princess of the night scolded.
"Time out? TIME OUT? TO THE MOON WITH YOU LUNA!" Celestia yelled and sent Luna to the moon. She then straitened up. "I will not be made a fool of." Celestia said, leaving a very confused pony and draconequuis behind her.