Living The Dream

by Kickass222urmom

Weird events

Zorrow walked out of the barn, wiping his mouth with his hoof.

Who would have thought that what Big Macintosh meant by 'Apple family hospitality,' he actually meant giving Zorrow an apple pie.

Zorrow shook his head with a chuckle, he had thought Big Macintosh was going to kick his ass. All he did though was make Zorrow join him and his family for lunch. A pretty damn good lunch at that.

He licked his lips and smirked. Time to get Greg and Seth back.

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I stood in front of the window that Frederic had flew through.

Damn, how could a guy be so happy, that he actually flies through glass to tell his friends. I bet it hurt.

I scratched the back of my head, how much does it cost to replace a window? I hope not a lot, I've been looking to buy Twilight those new spell books that just came out.

I picked up the broom in my mouth and began sweeping the glass up. Once it was in a pile, I put a pan down and swept the pile of glass into it. I put the broom down and smiled proudly, I knew I could do it.

I picked up the pan by the handle with my teeth, I then began walking over to the trash can. Halfway there, the pan fell out of my mouth and hit the floor. The glass scattering around the floor again.

I sighed, shit, I'm no good at cleaning.

As I went to pick up the broom, Twilight ran into the room, a large smile on her face, "Lance!" She yelled. She stopped in front of me and looked at the glass on the floor, "Let me get that." Her horn glowed and all the glass lifted up and fell into the trash can.

I chuckled, "Thanks Twi. So what did you need?"

She stood up on her hind legs and grabbed my hoof, "Fell this!" She then placed my hoof on her stomach.

At first I was confused, but then I felt something move.

I looked up to see that Twilight was smiling happily, "You feel that!"

I smiled and nodded, "That's our foal." I felt another small movement.

She came down to all fours and beamed with joy, "I can't wait for it to be born! I hope its a colt."

My smile grew slightly, "Me too, I've always wanted a son."

Twilight pulled me into a hug, "Your going to make a great dad for our foal."

I wrapped my hooves around her neck, "Thanks Twi."

She broke the hug and began bouncing around slightly, clearly overjoyed, "I'm going to teach him every subject!"

I laughed at her, "Oh Twi, your going to turn our foal into a mini you aren't you?"

She stopped bouncing and laughed, "That's not a bad thing, is it?"

I shook my head with a smile, "Not at all. As long as you let me teach him a few things."

She held out her hoof, and grinned, "Deal."

I shook her hoof, but before I could say anything, Greg walked down the stairs.

He had a look of surprise on his face, "I think I saw Peter and some other pony walking towards the front door."

I looked at him, "And where has Peter been?"

Greg's eyes widened, "Nowhere, nowhere at all."

As I opened my mouth to speak, the door flew open, and in walked two cloaked ponies. Their cloaks where brown and both wore jester hats. Strange?

They lifted their heads, and I instantly recognized Peter, but the other I didn't know. The other pony was brown, with a goatee type beard, and glasses. I've never seen him before.

Greg put on a fake smile and excited voice, "Blaze, dude! You're alright!" Greg said, trying (and failing) to sound relieved. "What's with the getup?"

What did he do? I know this has something to do with Greg.

Blaze had a wicked smile on his face, he and the other pony both lifted two giant pies into the air. "My name is Purple Wan Prankenobi…"

Where did those huge pies come from?

The brown pony smirked, "And I am his new ally, Luke Piewalker…"

Then, they both slammed the pies into Greg's sides, encasing him in a aluminum type box. "And we are Joki Knights!"

While Greg tried to kick his way out of the massive pie tins, Peter and the brown pony ran up stairs. A door slammed shut.

Me and Twilight looked at the large pie tins holding Greg in confusion. What the hell just happened?

Greg finally kicked his way out of the tins and huffed, "Damn it!"

I raised a eyebrow and smiled slightly, "What was that about?"

He shrugged, "I don't know. But I have to get out of here. He's crazy!" He said while running out the front door.

I looked at Twilight and chuckled, "Today is super crazy."

She nodded, "I agree."

A door upstairs opened and slammed. Then, Peter came down the stairs, wearing a suit. Wait a fucking second! Is that my suit?

He looked at us and smiled proudly, "Hello Mrs. Sparkle, hello Mr. Greenfield, how are you today?"

We both looked up at him in confusion. Where did this attitude come from? "Umm, Peter, whats gotten into you? And where is that one pony who came with you?"

He laughed in a gentleman kind of way, or better word, gentlecolt, "I've learned how to be a gentleman, for a special reason. Also, he was just a friend I've made. I don't think he wants me to tell you any more details."

I shrugged, "Fine with me. But... Never mind, just don't tear my suit."

He bowed, "You got it my good sir." He then looked at Twilight, "Also, don't fall behind on your studies, Mrs. Sparkle."

Twilight raised an eyebrow, "I won't."

He walked out of the house, holding his head high.

I put a hoof to my face, "Today really is the strangest day of my life."

Twilight shrugged, "I've seen stranger."

I opened my mouth to say something, but stopped. No use in asking, I think I know what she means.

The front door blew open and Greg ran in, "Holy shit, I almost forgot my weed!"

He ran up the stairs, almost tripping over himself in the process. A few minutes later, he came down smoking a blunt.

When he reached the bottom, he looked at us strangely, "This blunt feels off somehow. Has a certain taste to it."

I shook my head, "That's why you shouldn't smoke them. Anyway, I think your finally losing your taste for them."

He chuckled and puffed on it, "No way dude, I'll never stop smoking weed."

He then walked out of the door.

I turned to Twilight and motioned for the door, "Quickly! Before another weird scene begins!"

She looked at me strangely, "What do you mean?"

I grabbed her hoof and began running for the door, "You'll know when it happens."

Once I had pulled her out the door, I threw her, or more alone the lines of climbing under her, onto my back and jumped into the air.

"Where are we going?" She asked.

I began flying in the direction of Ponyville, "The Library, then to the rest of Ponyville. You haven't been back there in a while. I think you should get Spike to move in with us."

I felt her shift around on my back, "Oh my gosh! I forgot about Spike!"

I laughed, "Don't worry, I heard he was staying at Rarity's."

She chuckled, "I should have known."

I nodded, "We'll get your thing, then you can move in with me completely."

"Lets hurry!" She wrapped her hooves around my neck and buried her head in my mane. This caused a smile to form on my face.

I picked up the speed slightly, ready to get Twilight moved into my house.