//------------------------------// // you check in but you don't check out // Story: Equestrians- A 1987 Transformers: The movie Parody // by Vector-Brony //------------------------------// Inside the cavern Rainbow Dash and Derpy stood in front of Emperor Thorax waiting their judgement. The changeling prosecutor in front of them stamped his hoof to gain silence. "Has his imperial majesty reached a verdict? The emperor's voice boomed. "I have" Derpy had been busy freeing her wings from her bonds. "I'm nearly free" "Same here" whispered Rainbow dash, who was loudly interrupted by the Emperor who had overheard them. "Silence or you'll be held in contempt of this court!" Rainbow sneered at this comment. "I have nothing but contempt for this court!" The prosecutor stepped in. "I repeat. Guilty or innocent" The Emperor grinned. "Guilty!" "Drop them!" The floor fell away and Rainbow Dash and Derpy fell to the blackness. As they fell they finally got free of their bonds and used their wings to softly land in the dark. They herd the noises around them and got ready for a fight. Dash found a rock on the floor and kicked it into the dark, where it was followed by a screech of pain. "We can't hold out forever Derpy. But we can give them one hell of a doctors bill." The two dived into the dark and started to take on the changeling's in the pit. Up above the others looked down into the pit, wondering why they couldn't hear any screams. From the far side their came a low explosion from one of the tunnels. Suddenly a ball of flame burst out into the cavern, scattering changeling's in its path. From the smoke burst out Spitfire and the Wonderbolts. "Who forgot to invite us to the party?" They all spread out and began to make light work of the Changeling troops. Suddenly a voice came from the pit below. "Spitfire! Were down here." They swept into the pit to join up with the Dash and Derpy. Rainbow had a idea. "Spitfire! Lets show these bugs the our wing power. Tornado now!" they grouped together and started to circle the pit, going faster and faster as they went. Soon they were all burrs and the Changeling's were tumbling in the centre. The tornado burst out the pit and the changeling's smashed in the walls with splats. They all landed in front of the emperor who looked angrily at the Ponies. He shouted loudly to his minions. "Soldiers, execute them!" The Changeling's moved towards the ponies ready to attack. Spitfire slammed her hoof to the ground and made them all jump. "I suggest you attack them!" she pointed to the emperor and his prosecutor. The Changeling's looked at each over and grinned. They ran past them and went strait for the Emperor. "I think the problems here will be solved shortly" Rainbow interrupted. "What about our problem. We need a ship." Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle spoke up. "I think we can help you there." Half a hour later they were outside the village where Rainbow dash and Derpy had been captured. Half buried in the snow was a old looking Airship which looked like it hadn't flow for years. Rainbow dash wasn't sure. "That's a ship?" "Who cares as long as it flies." Out in the Junklands Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Applebloom came out of their shelter to find Twilight Sparkle lying on the ground. Fluttershy checked her for a pulse and found one. Very weak and faint. Without medical assistance she wouldn't last very long. All of them felt despair at their situation. Even Pinkies hair had gone strait and her coat had lost its glow. "Without the element, theirs no hope at all." They were all without a plan. They had lost so many friends and the enemy was stronger than ever. Applebloom looked on at Twilight. "First the Princess and now Twilight! What are we going to do?" No pony had an answer as they were interrupted by the sound of hoofs and paws coming towards them. Hookbeak was charging! "Don't look behind door number two, Monty" It's time to play End-of-the-line-my-valentine! Geroni-roni-doo-ron-ron-i-mo! Every pony scattered from the charging mixture of Gryphon's and ponies. Fluttershy took off and was chased by another pegasi and Gryphon. Rarity was chased by two Gryphon's as she darted around a corner. As they rounded the corner they slammed strait into a sheet of metal which was protruding from the side. Rarity has used her magic to pull it out and giggled in at how the trick had worked. But to her surprise they both got back to their feet. And the chase continued. She saw Pinkie pie and Applebloom ahead of her and called out. "It's not hard to knock these brutes down. It's getting them to stay down that's the trick" Pinkie hit one with a Cupcake square in the eye and he didn't even flinch. He wiped the frosting from his face and continued to attack her. "These meanies are indestructible!" Applebloom pointed to the ridge. "And their everywhere!" from the junk dozens of Gryphon's and ponies were coming out and soon they surrounded the the small group. Hookbeak stepped out and grinned at them. "You check in. But you don't check out!" Up above Fluttershy saw her friends in trouble and dived to their aid. She landed in front and glared at Hookbeak. "How dare you act this way! What would your mothers say, if they saw this kind of behaviour." He took a step back from this Scary Pegasi. It had been a long time since he had been spoken to like this! He snapped out of the daze and raise is talons, just to be stopped by the sound of engines. They all looked up at the incoming Skyship. It's was sliver and green, with a large rounded body. From it's cockpit Dash and Derpy spotted their friends below and brought the ship into land. Hookbeak and his forces looked on with surprise. "Steady as she goes, bob! Snoopy visitors get mud in the eye bye and bye, and film at five!" Everyone moved back as the thrusters activated and the Ship crunched into the junk. The hatch opened up to reveal. Rainbow Dash, Derpy, The Wonderbolts, Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle. At the sight of her little sister Rarity ran strait pass Hookbeak to grab her. Tears of joy welled up in Rarities eyes. "Oh Sweetiebelle. I was so worried about you." At the sight of Hookbeak and his forces, Rainbow Dash went for her blaster. Derpy stopped her with a hoof on her leg. "Guns aren't exactly friendly." Rainbow spoke through her teeth. "Neither are they if you haven't notice." Derpy had an idea suddenly pop into her head. "Lets try the universal greeting." Rainbow Dash put a hoof to her head at the sound of that idea. Derpy walked up to Hookbeak and pulled out a muffin from her bag." "Bah Weep graaagnah weep ni ni bong" she passed him the muffin and he looked back at her. "Bah Weep graaagnah weep ni ni bong?" He took a bite. His eyes widened at the sweet taste and a smile spread over his beak. He chanted the phrase to the others and they all smiled and joined in chorus. The danced they jumped clapped their hoofs and claws. Rainbow Dashes was beside herself with amazement. Her mouth was agape. Applebloom ran over to her friends and who had joined in the dancing. Rainbow was being crush hugged by a pinkie pie, whose mane had returned to normal at the sight of a party. Hookbeak gave out a loud roar which got everyone's attention. "Have a nice day and please, close cover before striking friends! Breep drit, aw rootie, say the Junkions." Pinkie giggled at the way they talked. "Hee hee hee. How did you learn to talk so funny. Hookbeak pulled out a small box from his bags a switched it on. "Hub. We talk Hub. You talk some Hub?" Pinkie Giggled again. "And now for Transformers. Don't touch that remote." A round of cheers came from the Junkions. Two pegasi brought Twilight sparkle from her Resting place and placed her on the ground. Hookbeak smiled at them. "By George kimbosabes, your smashed up friend will be good as new with ninety day warranty including parts and labour." The two unicorns combined their magic into a large multicoloured ball which lifted Twilight off the ground and held her in the air. In front of the ponies eyes the wounds and holes started to disappear till nothing was left. Suddenly Twilights eyes opened emitting a bright white light. Hookbeak smiled at the result. "Happy motoring. Cock-a-doodle-do," The bubble disappeared and Twilight's hooves touched the ground. Her eyes cleared and she looked at all her friends who were cheering. "Twilight! Your okay!" she was overwhelmed by her friends hugging her. "You're all alive" Derpy looked at her "The Element!" The smile disappeared from Twilight's face. "It's gone. And with it all hope" Derpy had anger flare in her eyes "No!" Rarity interupted. "Necro-moon has taken it." Derpy looked to the others "Where's Necro-moon. Where is she" Hookbeak called out from the crowd. "And the answer is.. Discord." "Then we have no choice but to destroy Discord once and for all!" Hookbeak turned to the other Junkions. "Best friends and now destroy Discord. Kill the grand peubar. Eliminate even the toughest stain. Hurry hurry hurry-sale must end, rush right on down and test drive with no obligation." He walked over to a wall of junk and opened a panel. With the pressing of a few buttons the ground started to shake beneath their hoofs. A nearby hill started to move and grow. A shape was moving vertically into the sky. Metal was falling away to reveal a Skyship made completely out of junk. Hookbeak looked on with pride. "New Junklands. New sleek sexy import with turbo handling." He raised a claw and pointed to the ship. His fellow junkions followed as two ship got ready to leave. The junk beneath the vessels started to glow as the launch thrusters fired. Junk flew in every direction as they soared high into the sky and set course for Canterlot and Discord.