//------------------------------// // Ms. Silver Tongued Houdini Hat // Story: Real Mares of Genius. // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius... Real Mares of Genius... Zvarri~~. No matter the time of day, we lift a cold one to you, Ms. Silver Tongued Houdini Hat. Ms. Silver Tongued Houdini Hat~~... WOUWA! Trottingham, Las Pegasus; It doesn't matter where you go. The stage doors are always open for you. "Dude I'm totally with those guys~~~!" When you hit the street, no pony can keep from looking at you and all your flash. Where's that baloney smell coming from~~? And when you talk? Please. The audience goes just nuts. Seriously? Does anyone else smell that baloney~~? You could convince the wind to stop, the sun to set, and anything to move. You're just that good at lying. Good thing too since your magic blows~~! So take a load off and pick up a book on magic; Celestia knows that it'll do your act some good. Both on stage, and off. Ms. Silver Tongued Houdini Hat~~~~! Jamon~! And now, a brief word from our sponsor. "You sure I--?" This has been a brief word from our sponsor.