//------------------------------// // Arguments and Tricks // Story: Why me? // by Ice //------------------------------// Another eventless week had gone pass with school,work and sleeping lots and lots of sleeping. "Come on why don't you try it?" asked Twilight almost begging "Look I'm okay with going for a jog but I don't run competitively" Brice and Twilight had been aruging for the past hour about getting him to compete in the running of the leaves. "Come on what are you scared?" "Nice try dosen't work on me" "Oh come on can you at least walk the thing?" "Nope" "What if I told you Soarin was competing?" "Wings" "Your not making this easy are you?" "It wouldn't be hard if accepted I'm not doing it" "Oh come on even I'm doing it and I came fifth last time" "Very funny Twilight next you'll be telling me Dash and Applejack came last and second last" "Well not exactly" "Go on" he said rasing an eyebrow "They both drew last" "Hmm you I think I might just do it" "What changed your mind?" "If the most athletic ponies I know came last I won't need to worry about winning just finishing" he said with a sly smirk "When is it anyways?" "Um two weeks from now" "Note to self break bones today but not after" he thought "Heard that" "Can every everbody with a horn mindread?" "No just most" *SMASH* "WOW" shouted Brice as brick flew right past his head "Who the hay throws a brick noadays?" "Most ponies what do you use?" "Eggs" "Riiight let's just go see where that came from" "Already outside" "It's gonna a long day" she thought --------------------------------------------------- "The great and powerful Trixie has come for revenge" "I thought I already did this?" he shouted at her "I the great and po.." "Get on with it already" "Ahem before I was so rudely interrupted I was going to challange you to a magic duel" "Humans don't have magic,good night" he said as he began to walk away "How about a bet the human?" "....I'm listining" h said turning to face her "The loser has to leave Ponyville FOREVER" "See while it is so tempting to run you out of town,again, might I say yet again Humans.Don't.Have.Magic" "Scared?" "Ugh you know what your so annoying I decided to do the town a favour and make you leave" "let us begi..." "In one hour" "What?" "I need time to set up and you probably already have so I don't see why I should have a disadvantage" "Fine in none hour you shall be banished from town BWAHAHAHA...." "ah shaddup" he thought as he walked away "I heard that" "DAM IT" "I thought you said that dosen't work on you?" said Twilight as they walked away "No it's just that you won't go on a killing spree to get your way" ---------------------------------------------------------- Fifty Five minutes later "Brice where have you been times almost up and we haven't even talked about how your going to a magic duel" "I have it all worked it out" "How?" "You'll see" he said with a grin "Hey Trixie I'm good to start if you are" "I thought you would want to delay you banishment but if it is so" the crowd began to die down as the duel began "Ready to lose?" "In a minute" "Huh?" said a baffeld Trixie "Ladies and Gentlecolts I am going to show you something that is a mere legend on earth but I've cracked it and ascended to it" "Hah you think this will scare Trixie?" "No....but this will" he spread his legs and his arms out tensing them nothing happend for a moment but the ground began to shake. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed as the sky turned dark with thunder and lightning when suddenly a bright light covered the stage for about thirty seconds and when it dissaperd in place of his usual flat brown brown hair was a spiked right up golden hair even his eyebrows,moustache and gottee had turned golden. "So Trixie ready to lose?" his voice was a lot deeper than it was originaly and Trixies eyes were terror filled as he began to walk towards her. "Trixie you can walk away or I can make you" "I...I...NO I WILL NOT LOSE TO A LOSER LIKE YOU" she screamed as a huge firebolt flew towards Brice "You lose" he said as he grabbed it with his right hand twirled round and redirected it at Trixie knocking her to the ground "W-what are you?" "Me?, I am the light in the darkness,I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace(ten second pause)ALLIED TO GOOD,Nightmare to you" he said as he picked her up and threw her into her caravan. "Hey Rarity can you get this stuff out of my hair now?" "I don't see why darling it suits you" "I like my hair the way it was now come on" "Ugh fine" she used her magic to drop a bucket of water on him and used a towel to dry him" "Um thanks as he looked at the towel which was a bright yellow as to it's prevous white. "How did you do that?" asked Twilight "Well the clouds and wether a couple of peagsus owed me a favour for not killing them so they did that and the light and hair was Rarity" "What about the earthquake?" "Pinkie Pie" "Ah" "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS LEGENDEARY WARRIORS YAY" the duo turned around to see the CMC with spiked up blonde manes "Hahahahahahaahaha there's a reason I love this place" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hey Twilight" "Oh hey Brice what are you doing up?" "Merry Christmas" "Huh?" "I'll explain later but I meant it as a joke,here" he handed a wrapped parcel "What is this...Oh my Celestia" "You wanted it you got it "How did you do all of this in two weeks" "It's called Wikipedia and I'll you about it later but right now I'm gonna hit the hay" "Why would you hit it?" "Figure of speach,makes sense on earth" Twilight rolled her eyes "Night" he called down "Heh I wonder what goes through his head" she thought "That's the one good thing about me you never know" he shouted down the stairs ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Authors note:Yheah one of my shorter chapters but I put a ton of dialouge compared to the usual.Also yes I have a moustache and gottee at thirteen.U jelly?