"Welcome to the wonderful world of Pokemon!" Said the eager voice of Professor Samuel Oak. "My name is-"
"Well duh, you're Professor Oak!" And the second voice was none other than Pinkie Pie! She had played Pokemon Firered over twenty times, so she knew exactly what Oak would say. But something seemed... different. Oak didn't look like what the game called the creatures "people". He wasn't a sprite. Just a detailed "people".
One other major thing was that she wasn't actually playing the game on a Gamecolt; She was /inside/ the game. But Pinkie didn't care, or didn't know. She just wanted to play the game. "Can I have a Pokemon now?!
With his face twisted in confusion, Oak carefully continued his spiel. "Er... No, not at this moment. Now then, Red-" He held up a picture of his grandson- "This here's my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby. ... What was his name again?"
"Huh? But my name's Pinkie Pie, though since I'm wearing this nifty red hat, that might explain why you might nickname me a silly willy color, and why aren't you staying with the script? I mean, HELLOOO, you're not even real, so why would you try to be real like a grumpy dumpy?"
A few seconds went by before Oak just pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. "What in heavens are you smoking? Of course I'm real, just like everyone else."
Pinkie, being Pinkie, thought Oak's ever-so-serious expression was just a joke, so she replied, "Oooooh, okay!" with a wink and a hoof up to her head, as to replicate an OK-hand sign. Being a hoof and not a hand, it didn't look like an OK-hand sign at all.
Oak apparently didn't notice, as he continued his speech. "Red! Your journey is finally starting! An adventure, a legend, is unfolding for you! Meet me at my lab later, okay?"
Before Pinkie could answer, Oak disappeared, and Pinkie was inside an entirely different surrounding, which was a bedroom.
She didn't ask how she teleported or why. She didn't ask how this could've happened, to be sucked into a video game. She didn't ask why her friends weren't here.
There was only one thing she asked: "Why didn't I shrink into an itty bitty sprite?!"
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(A/N: I seriously hope I can actually finish this. Well, this is chapter one! Have fun reading! I just hope I won't quit on this like all the others, xD)