//------------------------------// // 4 so nids enjoy // Story: T.i.e (tyranid in equestria) // by d3rpy //------------------------------// The wagon left ruts in the fallen ash. The only feature in this barren wasteland, trees long burnt up marked where forests used to be and shallow ditches full of mud where remains of rivers. To an outside observer it seemed a barren hell, but to small fillies it was a winter wonderland. "Luna to moon base do you copy?" " This is moon base what your position?" " Area seems clear, going to advance to that hill for recon" Luna stalked forward keeping a eye out for her target, crouching while moving forward she rounded the low hill. " Moon base, no sign of target" " Caution we detect a movement from behind you" " Rodger I'll Che-" There it is charging towards her, that evil pink mane, the dreaded 20 hoof stare, the terrifying green bandanna. Luna quickly rolled to the side and unleashed a flurry of ash at the charging beast only for it to duck and have them fly over ahead. Twenty hoofs , Ten, Five " Luna get out of there! ..... Luna? .....Luna!" Luna Could do nothing as it reached out it sickly hoof as it touched her , and spoke in it's gravely voice " Tag your it" Queen Celestia quickly ran away as the tyrant Luna counted to ten as was tradition, before chasing her highness as is tradition. Void switched from watching his foals to his loving wife pulling the wagon beside him, "Your right, they are cute when they don't bother us". " Now dear they can't be that bad" " I know I'm just worried about them, traveling around is no way to raise a pair of young girls, they have no friends." " You father traveled around with you didn't he? Your fine arn't you" " I guess your right though, I'm stuck with most right mare in Equestria, you know it's annoying when your right about everything", giving a small shove. " Come on, I put up with you don't I?" " That's why I love ya" giving a quick nuzzle. And so Twilight , we continued towards the metal mountain of mystery as Luna so lovingly dubbed it. As we approached the wreck, the smells of oil and charred metal hung in the air, the scorched earth crunched beneath tired hooves, the air seem to hang as if nature itself was grieving, they finally stopped to rest at the base of the gouge in the earth. " Alright girls this ones the biggest yet, but basic rules still apply, always have your buddy and stay within shouting distance. Don't go into the wreck. If you see gems bring back to the cart. Anything rare bring to me and I'll set it aside. And girls only ONE souvenir, now be back at sun set and don't forget your kits this time. Three ,two, one, and boom their off the filled leaving a slightly smoking trail as they dashed to look for the coolest things for mom. After much searching Celestia was toying with a small rectangular object with a hole at one end it has a small mouth hole and was expertly crafted, " this might work, but it's Gota be better than Luna's. She thinks she soooooo much better, but this should show her, wait where is she? LUNA?..." ---------------- You are Luna queen of the searching, lord of loot, king of the coffers, and at this moment lost. You saw your sister digging thou the fallen scraps from the ship while you were totally not spying. Lets see the score was 12 to 1 , well 10 if that last one didn't count as five, or was if three. While your silly sister digs though the fallen wreckage, you spy a fallen section and being the adventurer you decide to do what comes naturally, look for loot! Maybe you should tell Celestia about it. Nah she take the shiniest thing for herself. You happily hop into the cave in the wreckage. Wow these tunnels sure do inter connect a lot! Ooooo was that a door? What's a door doing in a rock? I know! Maybe it was an aliens home like in the stories? Wow it sure is dark, good thing I got my hoofty doofty glow gem. Luna kept walking into the fallen section of the ship , turning into every room, searching every nook and cranny she found, until she was well and truly lost. " hello? " Then faintly in the distance she heard " ello" " o hello , do you live here" " here" " do you know a way out? I'm sorry I went looking through your stuff" " stuff" "Wait are you just one of those echo Celly tells me about?" " about?" " you know when you talk into a empty space and a echo comes back" " back..." " well good bye mister echo I have to go, dinners probably ready soon." " dinner... soon" " wait I didn't say that? Mr. Echo you don messed up! Do you want me to say it agin?" " dinner... food.... meat...blood....kill" " um I'll be leaving now." As Luna turned a sound could be heard, it sounded like a mix between a bug tittering and a manticor's bulk being dragged. Luna looked back wondering what was possible making that noise. * cha rink* ....*cha rink*....*cha rink *..*cha rink*.*cha rink*cha rink* What ever it was it was coming. Fast. You are Luna still. you wish you were anyone else right now. You are currently running at top speeds down endless hallways, the thing crashing thru walls meters behind you. When you tell this story, you are going to leave out the part about all the screaming your doing. You know you cant keep this up forever, your an earth pony sure but out running a crazy beast that's a big mares job and it suuuuuuuccccckkks. Left turn, left turn, right turn, up turn?, gah why can't I remember the way out. ----------------------------------- Mr. Nom Noms------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Not far behind her, you are a carnifex and your small mind is filled with the only two emotions you know, hunger and pain. You don't know how but when you woke up this small creature was causing you pain, and it was growing, every few seconds another round of pain hit then stopped, and you were pissed. Why won't it die. Why Wont it stand and throw those colorful light everyone else did, at least that hurt less. What ever this small creature was doing was crazy but it was working. Arg weres the hive mind? *crunch* Ahhhhhhhhhh.... The light the cursed light o god this hurts. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Celestia was dumbfounded, 1st her sister left here to find the a better gift. 2nd she did find something better. 3rd Luna's gift just punched a hole in that fragment easier than Celestia could knock over Luna's block towers. And it was right in front of her. O god, why was Luna behind that thing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Luna ran sheepishly out from behind the beast towards the camp as fast as her legs could carry her. Running into her mothers arms screaming and babbling only stopping in her mothers arms. " now dear what's wrong, did something scare you?" " it it it was chasing me all over the place, and it was a scary monster." " it's okay dear, it's gone now." "no its not it's over there trying to kill Celly." " now now," she said while turning to look where Luna was pointing " there nothing, O Sweet Celestia, get out of there Now. Don't you dare die , I will be so pissed If you die. Void get your flank over there and save your daughter." -------Celestia—------ it's official, Lunas on my shit list. First for sneaking into the ruins without me. Second for always finding more interesting things than me. And most recently leaving me with thing. I really hate my sister sometimes. Whatever it was charged as soon as Luna dashed out from behind it. It's five and a half limbs propelled it slowly at me but it was picking up speed fast. I quickly rolled to the side panicking. What the he'll was this and how did Luna piss it off this bad? It smashed into a tree, spraying red ichor all over the ash laden ground. It raised it's mangled head sniffing the air trying to find where in the world was she. If she could only sneak past him she might just make it. Thank aboves, this thing was blind and deaf. I might just be able to.... " Don't worry Celestia were coming!" her idiot dad yelled and swingin a spear as he charged over the hill. Both Celestia and the beast turned to face her dad. " Now wheres this scary monster Luna was talking about? I don't see any monster....." That's when the carnifex moved. " HOLY SHIT that's alive" And then he proudly pissed himself. " Dad shut up!!!!" The confuse beast turned back to Celestia , and started charging again only to fall about 20 feet to the right. Tia quickly ran to her quivering dad, " dad it's blind so be quiet", she whispered. " okay got it, are you alright?" " I'm fine dad" "Would you look at that thing, what is it?" " No idea I found it chasing Luna out of a hole." They peaked up after a large crunch echoed around the valley. The beast was busting itself trying to eat a rock, many shatters of failed attempts littered the floor a testament to his hunting prowess. " you know he would probably make a good pack animal if we found a way to domesticate it." " that crazy dad, it has blades for hands!!!!" " for traction." " Dad seriously?" " fine , but let's find a way to kill this sucker it's might draw more, any ideas?" " ummmmm, when it ran into that tree it seemed hurt. Mabye get it to run into it a few more times?" " Only plan we got, lets do it. Three ,...Two,... One.... Go" Celestia just stood in shock as her dad ran in front of the tree started yelling, " Hey you!" The beast turned toward Void, " That right, look at me, come here." It seemed to happen in slow motion for Celestia, the beasts lowered head, the charge, her dad taunts, the clumsy roll the beasts roar, as it rushed closer to her dad, talons raised In preparation for the kill, her fathers clumsy holding the spear in braced in his forelegs calm determination in his eyes.