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// Musical Short 3. 
// Story: Flanking Maneuvers 
// by Mandroid 
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Why the fuck do you have to get groceries? You're royalty, you have people for this. But nooo. Fucking Celly sends you out at nine at night to get frozen yogurt.
Neither of you even eats frozen yogurt.
You walked into the room and set the bag down on the table.
"They were out of strawberry and if you complain...I'll..."
Why did your room have ass paddles hanging from the ceiling? Why were they hanging from meat hooks? Why did they have your name stitched into them?
"Do you like it?"
You turn around an-Oh god.
Celestia is dressed horn to hoof in dominatrix gear.
You feel a scowl carve into your face as Celestia switches on your stereo and smiles.

-Music-
Celestia walks through the room, moving the paddles with her magic.
"Look at this stuff."
"Isn't it grand?"
"The kind of stuff that makes you unable to stand?"
"Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who'll try anything?"
"Look at this cache."
"All plated in gold."
Holy shit, some was gold.
"How many wonders can one dank hole hold?"
"Looking around here you think "Oh lord, she's got everything!"
"I've got handcuffs and restraints in piles. I've got straps made of leather and more."
Celestia shoves her face in your smiling. "You want saran wrap? I've got miles!"
wat.
"And if not? No big deal. I got moooooore~..."
Celestia trots out onto the balcony and stares at the moon.
"I wanna be done hanging upside down."
"I wanna see, wanna see them struggle'."
Nope.
"Perhaps even standing on those - by the stars... Oh~ - hands!"
She twirls a glass of wine in her grip. At least you know why she thought it was a good idea to do this now...
"Just like normal" is far too bland... Sight isn't required for foreplay, rutting."
She runs back inside to a locked chest.
"And if you want I've got a.. - Ah! here it is."
"Brand!"
She whips her hair back and forth as she prances around the bedroom. "You won't need to walk, but please try to run! You'll be spending all day with the sun!"
"Please come and see - I want you to be"
"Part of My World~."
She marches back out to the balcony and wigs more wine.
"It's just so boring, spending all day inside this castle. And in my long life, it makes sense for my interests to...change."
Celestia teleports back into the room and nuzzles against your scowling face.	
"But as a man, you understand, that this is not mental sickness."
"Those proper mares, such boring squares. While I am so grand!"
Grand pain in your ass...
She looks around at all the tools in the room.
"And I'm ready to try what nopony tries! 
"You may ask questions, but you won't get answers!"
"I have Solar fire and I make it - Dohohoh~...Burn!"
"It's always my turn! It's me who decides, decides that it's time to get done from all sides!"
Celestia hops on the bed and lays down seductively.
"Come lie with me..."
She twists around so she's on her back looking up at you.
"I want you to be..."
"Part of My world..."

You glare down at your wife. Not only were you not really in the mood right now, you also didn't want to get immolated. 
You walk back to the grocery bag and pull out a cup of yogurt. 
"Vanilla or Orange?"
Celestia sighs. "Should have known you'd be no fun...Orange."
You walk up to her with on the bed and open the snack.
"Mous, I never asked for Vanilla."
"I know."
You tilt the contents of the cup over onto her. As the milky white stream cascades down Celly's leather chaps, you meet it at the bottom and let it fall into your mouth.
Celestia moans as you trail your tongue up her side and get the rest.
You get back to your feet and walk to the other edge of the room.
"Now, if you wanted foreplay, we're gonna do something we'll both enjoy."
You place the orange yogurt on top of the dresser as you grab a paddle from the ceiling.  The paddle spins between your fingers as you drop into a fighting stance.
"You want your snack? Come and get it."
Celestia grow a devious smile as her horn lights up. No one in the castle got any sleep that night.