//------------------------------// // Sugar Cube Corner // Story: Pinkie Pie is Majin Buu // by the ghost //------------------------------// Sugar Cube Corner. Majin Pinkamena flew over Ponyville, at what would be considered by most pegasi, alarming speed. However by Buu’s standers it might as well been a snails pace. She was frustrated by the lack of progress. She cursed her new body. It had made her so much weaker. The absolute worst part was she was getting hungry… …Very very hungry… And that’s when she saw the sign. Sugar Cube Corner Grand Opening! Now Hiring Adorable workers! "Mm mm, sugar…" One part of her brain said "No she had to stay focused on going to Canterlot." Said the other. But there was sugar! But she had to absorb Celestia to get stronger. EAT NOW, ABSORB LATTER! Majin Pinkamena changed her course towards Sugar Cube Corner. *** The inside of Sugar Cube Corner was brand new and squeaky clean. Much to the pride of Mr. and Mrs. Cake, who had just gotten married a month earlier. They were ready to start their new business and their new life together. All they needed now was to hire the workers and start baking. Just then a pink filly with strait hair burst through the doors. “CANDY, CAKE, ICE CREAM!” She screamed, startling Mr. and Mrs. Cake who were behind the counter. they quickly regained their composure. “We haven’t made any candy yet silly filly.” Said Mr. Cake. “We are still hiring workers.” He looked at the little filly taking note of how adorable she was. She was just what they needed for an assistant. And child labor laws do not exist in Equestria. “Hey would you be interested in working here? I’m afraid the pay isn’t very good, but you’ll get free candy, as much as you want.” “As much as… I want?” Said the filly. “Yes! YES! Give me the candy!” “Ok let me get out the job applications.” Said Mr. Cake. He reached under the counter and pulled out a piece of paper. "Alright i'll even write it down for you, can I have your full name, your date of birth, and your home address please? “Name is, Majin Kid Buu Pinkamena Diane Pie Absorbed.” Said the filly all in one breath. “Um… that’s quite a mouth full. I think I’ll shorten that down to “Pinka Buu” how’s that?” “Fine.” Said the filly that had been dubbed “Pinka Buu” "Ok, when were you born Pinka Buu?” She thought it for a few seconds. How long does it take to remember your birthday? Thought Mr. Cake growing inpatient. “October 31…” “Yeah, got it.” He wrote it down. “5,000,000 B.C.” “Huh? What did you say?” “October 31, 5,000,000 B.C is my birthday Mr.” “That’s what I thought you said.” Said Mr. Cake. The filly clearly fooling around with him. He wrote her down for October 31, six years ago. "Where do you live?" “On a rock farm outside of Ponyville. Now give me my candy!” said “Pinka Buu.” “Whoh there, first we need to get all the ingredients together. We need about a 5 dozen eggs, 5 gallons of milk, 12 pounds of flour, and 12 pounds of sugar. Here’s the money. Go over to the supermarket. It’s right across the street. Here’s a basket.” *** Pinka Buu wasted no time. She disappeared in a pink blur. She reappeared inside the super market. It was a massive building fully stocked with food that ponies would eat. As well as ponies buying said food. She walked over to the orange pony with a cashier cutie mark, behind the cash register, majin pinkamina craned her head to see over it. “Hey brat you’re not supposed to be in this line until you actually have food now scram.” Said the pony rudely. “Do you want to be eggs or milk?” Asked Majin Pinkamena. “Wha? What kind of question is that?” She responded. Majin Pinkamena lifted her hair up and from the tip of her hair she shot a pink beam of light. “Eggs it is.” She said. “AAAHHHHHH!” Yelled the cashier pony as she suddenly turned into egg. Majin Pinkamena picked up the egg and put it into her basket. “Twelve eggs in a dozen, I think.” She said to herself. A evil smile began to form on her lips. Everyone else in the place rain for the exits in a panic… *** Derpy Hooves had tracked the large power level down to Ponyville. “What a strange place to find a strong power.” Said Derpy. She flew over the town trying to pin down the power level to one location. There it was! In the super market. Now how to go about saying hello? Derpy didn’t know for sure if this power belonged to a good pony or a bad pony so it was best to be careful. That’s when she felt it. Several small powers disappeared all at the same time. Derpys heart sunk. There was no question about it. Whoever’s power this was a bad pony. A very bad pony. She couldn’t believe it all those ponies suddenly gone. Her hooves shook in rage. She would not let whoever it was get away with this. She saw a pink blur rush out of the supermarket and into Sugar Cube Corner. She touched down right outside the entrance. And opened the door… *** About a minute after she left. Pinka Buu was back with the ingredients. “Can we make candy now?” Asked Pinka Buu. Mr. Cake was surprised about how fast she had been. “Wow that was fast. You’re a good worker. Now just bring those into the back room and my wife with show you how we make cakes.” Pinka Buu raced into the back room. *** Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle. “Oh, no. This is horrible.” Said Princess Celestia. “What is it princess.” Said one of the guards. “A number of my loyal subjects life force just went out all at once.” Said the Princess. “Oh, no what do you think it was? An accident?” “No it was no accident, there’s a strong power level nearby.” “Who is it?” “I don’t know, but I’m going to find out. Ready my chariot. And my scouter, you know the one’s we got from that green guy…” “Yes right away. I’ll summon the royal guards too.” “Ok make sure they are the “my special” guards. You know the ones.” “Yes Princess. Here’s your scouter.” He laid it down by her hoofs. Princess Celesta attached the scouter with a click to the side of her head. *** Next time on Dragon Ball MLP: Pinka Buu V.S. Derpy Hooves can Derpy Hooves put an end to Buu’s destruction? Or will her meddling make matters even worse? Find out next time on Dragon Ball MLP!