Oh hello children. I am your narrator(enter name here) I will be narrating this story. Sooooo yeah. Have fun.
Ross Pit:shark hunter
visits equestria.
“Hey yo Cody!” The shark hunter said while talking into his cell phone. “Yeah i’m going to go shark huntin. Yeah i’m taking the new guy who has no purpose to the story except. Well y’know.”
A car pulled into the driveway.
“Thats him right now. Gotta run. Talk to ya later Cody.” He said hanging up his cell phone.
He picked up his gun next to shark heads pinned on his wall and ran outside bringing his hat and sunglasses. And his straw that he puts in his mouth.
“Hey!” Said the man in the cool looking shades, a black with green striped shirt and a cigar in his mouth.
“Hi Tom... Don’t use that.” Ross said looking at Toms cigar.
“Don’t use what?” He said blowing out smoke and putting the cigar back in his mouth.
“The cigar!” Ross said menacingly.
“What are you gonna do about it?”
Ross smiled evilly at him and then picked up with gun from his pocket.
“Uhh what are you doing with that gun Ross?” Tom said with fear in his voice.
“I warned ya!” Ross said flipping his gun to what appears to say flame thrower. He pulls the trigger and fire comes out onto Toms cigarette. Burning all of it until it is no more.
“OW!” MY FACE! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH!” Tom said running around trying to get the fire off.
“Here try this.” Ross said giving him a straw.
“What is this for? Asked Tom looking at it.
“It helps get away the cigar habit.”
Tom just looked at him with a confused Face.
“Is there something in the teeth?” Ross said trying to get something out of his teeth.
“Whatever lets just go.” Tom said opening his car door.
Ross immediately shut the door.”We aint goin in that!”
“What are we going in then?”
“You are officially the, WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!” Tom shouted at Ross who was driving and portable boat that only went about 20 miles per hour.
“We're almost there.” Said Ross pointing to the sea.
“I could pull this faster then this thing drives!”
“I really really hate you.” Tom said pulling the boat.
“You pull like a pussy!”
“How about you come down here and pull?”
“Ok!”Ross said jumping down the old rusty boat.
“Now time to sit back and re-laaax!!!!!!!” Tom screamed flying backwards.
“Sorry Tom I have quite the strength.” Ross said pulling the boat quite faster than Tom ever did.
“How are you pulling that fast?” Asked Tom looking at Ross pull the chain attached to the boat.
“Oh my dad was a gorilla.” Ros answered.
“What?” Tom asked but with a confused face this time.
“Oh yeah it’s confusing. my mom was one sick cheetah.”
“Your mom was a cheetah?”
“Yeah. Cheetahs and gorillas make humans. But unlike you humans i’m faster stronger and smarter.” Ross revealed.
“That does not work! You can’t mix a gorilla and a cheetah and make man! It’s impossible!” Tom yelled at Ross.
“Possible if the lord makes you that way.” Ross said.
“There is no lord! It’s america!” Tom said getting madder.
“Not that type of lord. Y’know? God.” Ross explained to Tom.
“You’re a christian? Really?” Tom said trying not to burst out into laughter.
“Yeah. So what?” Ross said wanting to drop the conversation.
“It’s just that you’re a christian and you're killing things that you’re so called God created.”
“He created sharks so that shark hunters can kill them!” Ross yelled at Tom not noticing they had arrived.
“Where in the bible does it say that?” Tom asked with a smirk on his face.
“on.. Y’know. The...Same page as...The holy hand grenade.” Ross said trying to make up a lie.
“You stole that from monty python and the holy grail!” Tom said trying to get Ross to admit God didn’t create sharks for that reason.
“Were here.” Ross said halting.
“Bout time!” Tom said jumping out of the boat.
“Alright lets get in the boat!” Ross said turning around.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I freaking hate that boat!” Tom screamed getting in it again.
“Ross we have been out here for hours! We haven’t seen a single shark yet!” Tom whined.
“Watch out a shark piranha!” Ross yelled pointing to the side of the boat.
“I doubt it. why is there a serious pain in my arm?” Tom asked to afraid to look down.
“piranha shark.”Ross said taking out his gun and firing, not fire. But a grappling hook. Hitting the small shark. The mini shark burst into shark blood and guts.
“But I thought that was a flame thrower.” Tom said pointing to the gun.
“It is.” Ross assured Tom.
“Then why is it a grappling hook?”
“It’s every type of gun in the world. Oh by the way piranha sharks hunt in packs.” Ross said going to main deck.
“WHAT!!!!!!!!!” Tom said running up with him.
“It’s ok. I got an RGP. Watch i’ll mimic my favorite movie in the world.” Ross said taking him gun out, going to the side of the boat, aiming at a shark piranha and saying the classic line.” Smile you son of a-” He fires and destroys the shark piranha.
Thunder roars from the sky and all the sharks swam away.
“You wimps! Come back here and fight!” Ross yelled at the shark piranhas.
“Sir!” Tom said.” Theres a storm ahead!”
“Oh no! Hold on i’ll try to stear clear of it!” Ross said running into the steering wheel room.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tom screamed.
“I’m steering don’t worry!” ross said getting ahold of the wheel.
“Too bad you can’t steer us fast enough!” Tom said pointing to a whirl pool.
“Oh shoot!” Ross said trying to get out of there. “Any last words?”
“I love my mom.” Tom said.
“Hang on to the railing!” Ross said coming out of the steering wheel room to find rain coming down hard. He stopped for a second confused about the rain that was now coming down but then moved on. “Cmon!” He said grabbing Tom.
“What are we going to do?” Asked Tom who was very scared.
“Grab hold of the railing!” Ross said holding his gun up and firing out a rope and tying it to Tom and the railing.
“What good will this do? We will just sink in anyway.” Tom said holding the railing tightly.
“Maybe if it will stop and we are still alive the boat will float back up.” Ross said.
“Thats an awful explanation!” Tom said.
“Just trust me!” Ross said putting a hand on Tom's shoulders.
“Ok.” Tom said trusting Ross.
They went into the whirlpool and the boat started to tip.
“I can’t hang on!” Tom said with his hand starting to slip.
Tom slipped and fell about 2 or 3 feet but he caught the rope.
“Ross! Help!” Tom said hanging on the rope for dear life.
“Pull yourself up!” Ross said.
Tom tried to pull himself up but unfortunately. It snapped.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tom screamed falling to the bottom of the whirlpool.
“There goes another one.” Ross said hanging onto his hat. “Wait! I don’t lose my hat but you manage to fall it 30 seconds? You pussy!”
The boat started to tip and Ross decides to let go because of it. Ross falls but the boat falls faster. So Ross gets onto the boat runs up it, while it’s spinning mind you. Jumps off it. And starts falling to the bottom.
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” But as he fell a lightning bolt came down from the sky and struck him. and he disappeared.
“Ugh!” Ross said hearing beeping sounds in the room. “Where am I?” Ross said opening his eyes. “A hospital? I’m alive? How?” He said looking around the room.
Ross looked to the side and saw someone. No. Something wearing a doctors mask.
Ross’s eyes opened wide up and he got out of the bed he was in.
“Please lay back down sir.” The thing said.
“What the hell are you!” Ross said in confusion.
“I’m a pony. You're a pony. We are all ponies.” The doctor said trying to get Ross back in the bed.
“I’m not a pony! I’m a human!” Said Ross.
“What is a human?” The doctor asked.
“Narrator what is he talking about?” Ross asked me.
Oh he is talking about you being a pony-oops. Spoilers.
“What?!?” Ross asked running to a conveniently placed mirror.
He looked at himself in the mirror and instead or his tan skin, brown hair, and hands. He saw a pony with dark blue fur, a lighter blue and red hair, and hooves.
“That explains why it felt weird when I walked.” Ross said looking at his hooves.
“Uuum riiiight.” The doctor said weirded out. “Let's just get you back in bed and-”
“Where did you find me? Who found me? What found me? And why an i a pony?” Ross asked wanting answers.
“You were found in a field next to a machine type thing and another pony.” The doctor explained.
“What pony?” Ross said with a menacing voice.
“Well he’s dead.” Ross said looking down at a green pony with a purple mane while the doctor was trying to convince Ross to get back into bed.
“Now please get back to bed!” The doctor said.
“No!” Ross said childish.
“Now!” The doctor said.
“Try to catch me!” Ross said spreading his wings.
“Put the wings away!” The doctor said grabbing a tranquilizer.
Ross grinned evilly and even though his eyes were hidden behind his glasses you could tell he wasn’t going to play nice.
The doctor crashed through the wall into the hallway and hitting the wall on the opposite side. Ross climbed through.
“Don’t use a tranq on me!” Ross said to the now knocked out doctor.
Ross then went through the hall and to the lady at the desk.
“Wheres my gun?” Ross said to the lady.
“Here ya go.” The lady said giving him his gun.
“Hospitals don’t work like that! or do they? No they don’t.” Ross grabbed his straw and hat and went out of the hospital. “I need information on this place.” He said looking at the library.
end of chapter 1