The Cost Of A Chaotic Life

by BaronLostHeart


Knytt's Night Out

It's my turn to talk here.....let's see how much infamy I can build before they see the real me...


As I walk through the barren wasteland I noticed that the creatures in the dark armor were finally closing in on me.

“Finally worked up to nerve to come to me eh? well then big mistake for you!”

They all storm in on me and with closer glance i see that these creatures are not humanoid at all “Yeesh and here I thought Baron was ugly.”


(Everfree Forest)
“Ah...ah....ACHOO.....ugh...”

Catching a cold Baron?

“No..no just felt like....someone was insulting me behind my back...”


I evade there uncoordinated strikes and soon start kicking the more pathetic ones away “You guys are making this too easy.” I soon pull out my rapier and start slashing about at the unarmed bits of flesh....or whatever it is these things are covered with and soon switch to delivering a fatal stab to some of them “You know for big so big and scary you seem as though you wouldn't even hurt a kitten!”

They all stormed after me once they heard that insult allowing even more of them to end up exposed which I follow with my quick slashes of death “I was wrong.....YOU POSSIBLY COULDN'T HURT A KITTEN....HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

After making my way through the horde of them the rest that were also charging at me suddenly stopped “What?...you giving up so early?....that’s no fun....”

“Why do you kill my warriors strange one....” I quickly turn to the direction of the voice “Who the hell are you?”

“My name is Guillotine and I repeat why did you slaughter my men?”

“It was only self defense.....I was just walking along minding my own business as I look for someone and they feel the need to jump me.....so I fought back.”

“Hehe is that so....mindless idiots these warriors are wouldn’t you say?”

“Indeed....wait....why would you think so little of your men after you asked me why I killed them...I thought you were worried for them?”

“Worried? for these brainless imbeciles?...why they're a dime a dozen as you can slaughter thousands...and with a simple process (unless the ones we choose to “recruit” don’t come quietly) we have a restock of men.”

“That is so cruel and evil......I LIKE IT!....I should of thought of a strategy like that back on earth.....”

“Haha boy you are something....come follow me.”

“Why should I?”

“You want to waste your time killing the rest of these idiots?”

“Good point.....”

I follow the creature who what I can now confirm is a dragon and soon we reach a futuristic building “Talk about your change in scenery...”

“Haha this is just the beginning.”

We carry on and I soon see a group of thousands of masked and armored creatures “What the hell is all this?”

“This is my army.....well the weaker part of it at least.” is all he says as he keeps moving “Come now I’ll show you the better part of it.”

We soon arrive to places with more combat efficient fighters with different masks and armor and soon the next with even more advanced fighters and finally a room with fighters that make my worlds Strongest men look like butterflies once again with different masks and armor “What with the alternating get up?”

“It symbolises rank among our.....group.”

“There's a fifth room there...are there even stronger fighters in there?”

“Curious aren't you?”

We walk into the room and I see five chairs...four of them filled with other creatures......these did not have masks and their armor seemed pretty flimsy compared to what i’ve seen so far.

“Welcome back General Guillotine Sir!......what the heck is that with you sir?” said a minotaur.

“I happen to be a human you disgraceful bag of flesh!” I shout to the uncouth minotaur.

“Why You!” he starts to charge at me only to be stopped by Guillotine “ENOUGH.....you will not harm this one Quake Storm....he is quite a handy fighter and he will be joining us as well.”

“WHAT?!” me and Quake Storm say in unison.

“Now listen up buddy I never agreed to join whatever the hell your group does.”

“You will once I tell you this.”

“What are you talking about?”

“The person you’re looking for is another human is it not?”

“That wasn’t really much of a guess to make, but yes it is.”

“What if I told you we know where he ended up.”

“I’d say you need an explanation fast.”

“He appeared a couple of days ago and “buddied” up with our opposing group and so our undercover agents have managed to get an even closer view of him....he has blonde hair, red eyes, and has a huge bludgeon with him doesn’t he?”

“....Everybody get’s lucky with their guesses here and there..”

“Still not convinced?....How bout this.....his name is Baron and he is your brother.”

“Alright fine you know him but why do want me.”

“Because we run missions against them and if they send their new recruit on missions then you may bump into him while doing one of our requests.”

“Can’t beat logic like that....”

“Great to have you onboard...”

“But Sir what will the other generals and leader say about this?!”

“I don’t know....let’s ask them shall we!” he turns towards a wall and It turns out to be a huge monitor.

In seconds eight pictures appear on the monitor soon joined by a ninth “This better be good Guillotine....” said a masculine voice from the first frame “It is Toxic.”

“It better be I was in the middle of something important.” a feminine voice said from the second frame “Movement my dear just wait and see.”

“GUILLOTINE WHY HAVE YOU DISTURBED US!” said the one in the ninth frame “Please be patient my lord.” as he says this he turns to me “Go now!”

“Um....HI :D” I say in an annoying manner to see what they would do.

“What the hell is that?” said another masculine voice that had a body style similar to the female coming from the third frame.

“Weird thing isn't it?” said a towering figure coming from the fourth frame.

“My my if i’m not mistaken its another human.” said......a horse?....from the fifth frame.”

“Another human?.....my word this is going faster than I thought it would....hehe perfect...” said the dragon shaped figure from the sixth frame.

“Yes and he agreed to join us.”

“WONDERFUL...and it didn't have to be by force.....now if we can get the other one we’re golden.....hehe this one may even become a general himself in a bit if he’s anything like what we saw in the other one.”

“My name is Knytt and I am hunting down Baron for needs of my own I must accomplish!”

“How lovely a family dispute!...but before we send you out to do anything come now ever introduce yourselves!” said the ninth voice again.

In a second all the frames lit up and I saw a variety of creatures.

“Names Toxic you freakazoid.” said the weird mutated dragon in the first frame.

“Movement is my name and don’t forget it....or it will be the last thing you do forget...” said the creature in the second frame....in the stories of what I have hear about weird creatures never has there been one involving this one....she seem near humanoidish....”

“SCREAMERS MY NAME BUD HAHA!” said the third figure...also like the second creature the same species...the same undefined...”

“Names Basher......and before you ponder I am a giant.” is all that the earthy nature like creature from the fourth frame said.

“I am called Sapien my dear boy.” said the fifth frame figure and I was right...it was a horse....and this one had horns and wings...my guess an alicorn.

“Wild Slasher is my name you hewmon.” said the dragon from the sixth frame.

Soon the ones in the seventh and eighth frame spoke up “My name is....Multiscale.” said a female green dragon.

There was more than one figure in the eighth frame “My name….shall only be told to you once.....and don’t go spreading it around.....my name is Endless Fate.” this creature was an alicorn just like Sapien only female

“My name is Jaw Snap and I am the leader of these 9 generals you see.” An amazingly large dragon appeared in the frame so large I actually felt a new emotion....was it fear?

“This world is amazing in its diversity in its creature supply.” I say towards all the creatures.

“So then you do accept fully.” Guillotine says to me.

“Yes and with your help I will finally destroy the waste fo matter that is known as my brother!”


(Everfree Forest?)
“AH-CHOO!” ugh....

Boy someone must not like you.


(Guillotines Base)
“And any imbecile of lower intelligence who plans on helping him!”


(Everfree once again)

ACHOO.....huh?

“Guess you’re also lacking fans Ruby.”


(Honorbound main meeting point)

“ACHOOOOO”

“Ugh.....I think I caught a cold.....” I said.

“Gale you’re a walking virus aren't you...” Kei said disgusted

“Hey don’t blame me Kei and what the heck Clawfang sneezed too and so did you so why are blaming only me!” I said infuriated at Kei.

“Would both of you kindly....SHUT UP!” Clawfang said angered.

“Yes Clawfang....” we both said ashamed.


(Baron’s mind)

“ACHOO!.......eh....that's strange......eh probably nothing.....”


(Earth)

“ACHOOOOO!”

“Urk....wow how did we all sneeze at the same time?” I said

“I...don’t...know.” Reese said confused.

“Freaky...” Wish said in a spooky voice.


(Guillotines Base)

“ACHOO!”

“Wild Slasher....Knytt...are you sick?” Guillotine said.

“Eh no....and I have a strong immune system...” I said

“So do I.....” Wild Slasher said.

“ OK this is creepy....but anyway what do you guys want me to do for starters.

“Well Starter Pack we have a current project building and it requires two different types of stones...the first one is located under Canterlot....the second....well that's what you will have to find out...”

“That's a lot of menial task....I’ll get right on it.”

“You can take the tank I have out in front of my base....and a couple of my men.”

“Alright lets go.”

As I go out I see the tank Guillotine mentioned “Wow now that's an advancement in technology....”

“Well off to Canterlot.....where is Canterlot?”

“Just go to where we say Sir Knytt..”

“Right....onward.”

After a while we make it to Canterlot which I soon find out is at the side of a mountain “alright lets go..” after a while of climbing we make it to a side entrance and head inside “So the first set of stone are located in a mine under the castle right?”

“Sir Yes Sir!”

“Ha I love these guys.” as I finished saying this we carry on until a....unicorn?.....amazingly yes it was a white unicorn with a blue mane and a picture of a shield with stars at the side of his flank who stood in front of us.

“Why are all you black armor wearing creatures here?” as he said this the group of marauders with me started to pull out their weapons “Not here you idiots!” i say to them to cause them to halt and after seeing that the unicorn got angry “So you’re here to attack us then!”

“Easy there pointy......come walk with me...” this is all I say to the unicorn as I force him to walk along with me into an area where the group of people could not hear “Come now....what is your name you easy to anger brute....”

“Shining Armor?...why is that of any importance.....”

“Listen to me Shining Armor you’re the lead guard around here am I right?......you carry out the orders of who does what and how the hell they do it here?”

“Where are you getting at?”

I close in and speak to him while my eye stare directly into his “Oh no you are not just chief guard of this area you are with me and you work for me!......you will be....the exact opposite of who you are!” as I say this the same happens to him as anyone I use my mesmerizing voice abilities on.

“What are you orders Sir Knytt.......”

“There is a mine under the castle....do you know a way in without alerted the Princesses?”

“Yes....follow me.....” as he finishes we all follow him and soon end up in the mine “Alright guys load up the cases with stones and then go back to the tank to load them up!” as I say this the creatures immediately go to where the tank was left off.

“Say Shining i’m looking for another type of stone, but my sources don’t know where it is located.”

“What does it look like Sir.....” as he says this I show him a picture that Guillotine gave me and he soon spoke up again “That is an old type of stone that Celestia once spoke about....it is located under the dirt in Ponyville......”

“Excellent....I knew you would be of assistance...can you escort us?”

“As you wish...” with this said we all head back to the tank and with Shining’s help we were off to ponyville “ Hehe this wasn't that hard after all.....