Author's Notes
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I found this little piece laying around in my hard drive. I wrote this last summer to pass some time. It took about a week's worth of evenings, but I was pleased with it. It was supposed to be the first part of an ongoing series called "The Misadventures of Derpy Hooves," but I posted it to a website where no one reads fanfiction. It got almost no views, and I dropped the idea. I'm going to try it again here, and see how it does. If people like it, I may just turn it into a serial.
Essentially, this is me writing in "G-rated" Mode. No gore. No foul language. No sexual references. No substance abuse -- muffins excluded. This story, in other words, fits in pretty well with the world of the show. It's just a fun little story about a delivery gone so far awry that you wouldn't even believe me if I tried to explain it here.
For a reference, the Derpy in my head has the revised "Last Roundup" voice. I wasn't offended by the original voice; I honestly just didn't like it. So, while I felt that they should have left the name "Derpy" in the show, I do like the new voice better. It sounds more like the old "Muffins" voice from season 1, anyway.
But that's not important. The Derpy you're going to be reading about is in your head, not mine!
Enjoy!