//------------------------------// // Chapter Two: Bad Skooma // Story: The Elder Scrolls: Equestria // by werebrony //------------------------------// Equestria Celestial felt a disturbance in the cosmic universe. She feared that this day would never come but it has. Her thoughts are interrupted by the loud hinges of the large oak doors opening. She sees her student Twilight and the other Elements of Harmony walk in. Relieved she lets out some tension with a sigh. At least something was going according as planned. The six mares all bow before their ruler before Twilight speaks up. " Princess is something wrong? Is Discord awakening?" She looked a little fearful and curious. " Twilight have you found anything interesting regarding those archives I gave you?" Celestial held up an eyebrow. " Just this riddle When the Elements can not be wielded and the army of Evil is nearing. Look toward the return of the slayer of the Ancient Regal." she finished the riddle with silence following her. Everypony except Rainbow Dash was silent. " woah woah woah. Back up Twilight did you say the Elements of Harmony wouldfail? I don't believe it." Her smug looked impressed nopony. "Rainbow I am afraid that this all true." Celestial spoke up after Rainbow's outburst. " The Elements are powerful artifacts but can be beaten." Dash was silent for a moment to allow Celestial to continue. " Twilight did you learn that spell I sent in that recent message?" She nodded and and Celestia and Twilight began to channel both of their magic and create a portal to this new hero. Unfortunatly, what they got was a bloodthirsty rapid bipedal cat swinging a sword above its head. Sensing her friend and the Princess in danger Applejack leaps into action and bucks the crazed feline in the head. " Well ah take it you din't expect that ta happen now did ya?" Applejack looks over the moaning alien. "Let's get em' to tha hospital I might have bucked em' a lil too hard on the apple." "Why does Je'zra's feel like he had too much skooma last night?" you ask yourself. Your cognitive function is surprisingly working, you can see hear and smell but your arms seem to have tubes that supply body with some liquid of some sort. That and your arms are tied down. No worries a quick flick of the claw and thats one down. As you begin to work on the next strap you realize you are not alone in the white room and an annoying beeping sound close to you. You tense up and easedrop on the conversation. "Well Lets hope that he's alright. AJ may have caused some serious damage." " Like ah said before, ah was only lookin' out for mah freinds and the Princess." " Did you see that huge sword he was wielding! Soooooo cool!" " Oh please, he was such a barbarian wearing that ugly attire." " He was very scary the way he nearly hurt Twilight and the Princess. "LETS THROW A PARTY!!!" "Yeah right! I bet that Pussy Cat can't beat me!" That last line really ticked you off. "No one calls Je'zra a pussy cat and gets a way with it:" you think to yourself. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PUSSY CAT!" your shout vibrates with much force that you can hear it echoing throught the building. The screen preventing your feild of view from your insulters is drawn back and you believe that skooma was really doing its wonders. Standing next to your cot are 6 brightly colored horses. Two of them are unicorns another two are pegasi and the last two are regular horses. "Je'zra does not like what his last batch of skooma is doing to him but no matter." you talk aloud and the ponies are taken a back as you hold up your paws and channel a healing spell you came up with the counteract the side effects of your personal skooma. You cast the spell but nothing happens. Maybe you left the fire roaring at home? That usually is the cause but there is no fire only six concerned faces. The purple unicorn gives the blue colored pegasus an angry glare and what happens nexts freaks you out. "Way to go and make him angry Rainbow." Did that unicorn just talk? You come up with a crazy plan so risky it might work. " Tell Je'zra he is hallucinating." you ask to either of them in particular. The purple unicorn that spoke up before does it again. "No you are not hallucinating from your "skoomba" you are in Equestria and I am Twilight Sparkle and these are my freinds; Rarity."you recieve a well met curtsy from the white unicorn to the left. This is Applejack, "nice ta meet ya partnar and sorry about that nasy kick to the head ah gave ya." so this was the one that knocked you out. " Next we have..." the unicorn is interupted by the blue pegasus. "...Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in all of Equestria!" she pumps a hoof in the air to emphasize her claim. "Over there is Fluttershy" she indicates to the yellow pegasus in the back corner. "nd finally we have..." "HI IM PINKIE PIE!" a bubbly pink pony jumps up and down in front of you and begins to rant on all about the fun and freinds your going to have and make while you stay here. That's it you finaly added too much moon sugar to your skooma and are probally in some sort of coma.Your mind drifts to the possibility that you may never wake up in this sort of hellish nightmare. you begin to laugh hysterically and frighten the girls to no end. "HA! Mother was right! Je'zra has finally kicked the milk bucket! Oh mother dearest you were right!". This was going to be a very long day thought Twilight. Skyrim "Has anyone else see Officer Je'zra !" Rikke looked to the captured rebels for an answer and none showed any hint of talking. Rikke did not want to believe from her men that the dragonborn did magically vanish without a trace but she was a doubter. "How am I going to explain this to General Tullius when i have to report directly back to him at Castle Dour." she thought to herself. Meanwhile some of the soldiers were playing with the exploding bombs around the prisoners. "OI! stop that nonsense this instant!" Rikke's reply was that of a bomb exploding and someone shouting for the medic. "A long day indeed." she thought.