Canterlot, Equestria
Ah, the peaceful night of Canterlot which is the capital city of Equestria and the lights illuminating from the city were just as beautiful as the rulers of Equestria themselves, Celestia and Luna. Bam and his crew arrived here after opening a portal using the spell book he had as he drove through their entrance with his new Hummer after his old one was destroyed by Vito in retaliation for destroying his window. He used the spell book again to make his car invisible so that he won't raise suspicion to any pony that might be in the vicinity and after parking the invisible car in the gardens, the CKY crew headed to the farthest front of the castle and they stood there when Bam decided to tell to you readers something.
"So we're here in West Chester and we don't know where Ape and Phil are going to be but all I know for sure is that they'll be visiting that thing.", Bam said whilst pointing at Canterlot Castle, "So Glomb, you're on watchguard duty.", he said to him as he handed his friend a pair of binoculars in order to find them.
"How are we going to find them, anyway?", questioned Dico as he pointed out something, "There's like a whole load of ponies here and there".
"Are you kidding?", Ryan asked Dico, "We're looking for Phil and Ape so they're not hard to spot."
Bam responded with a chuckle, "Besides, Phil's like the size of Celestia in terms of fatness.", his friends giggled on what he described Phil perfectly.
2 Hours Later
The search for Bam's parents continued as Glomb was spying on where they were until something caught his attention with own eyes and if you say it's Phil and April, reader; then the answer is a big NO. What dear ol' Glomb saw were six ponies: Two unicorns, two Pegasi, and two Earth Ponies both mares and stallions chatting with each other as he told his friends what he saw, "Oh my God! Look at those sweet ponies with those sweet ass cheeks!", Glomb described to the group which caused them to laugh a bit loud.
"No, no, no", Bam shook his head, "Look over there, Tim", he pointed to the where he should be looking which is the castle.
"Oh", Glomb said in a bit of a disappointing voice until he saw something again that amused him, "Dude, that stallion's got a fancy suit and monocle along with that hot mare next to him", he told them about that because he spotted one of Canterlot's most famous elites; the unicorn stallion, Fancy Pants and his marefriend, a unicorn mare named Fleur de Lis. They chuckled on what he said so Glomb continued to find the couple until he finally found where they were which he alerted the others, "Oh my God!", he exclaimed in which he saw Phil and April talking to an Earth Pony mare and a Pegasus mare whom their names are Applejack who is famous for being the bearer of the Element of Honesty and Fluttershy who is also famous for being the bearer of the Element of Kindness, thank you very much, "Yo! I see them!", he told them as he handed the binoculars to Bam.
"Holy shit!", Bam exclaimed in delight as he pointed to where he was pointing at, "There they are!"
"No kidding, it is them", Ryan was stunned, "It's like finding a bowling ball and a bowling pin in a haystack".
"Yo, let's just go there and meet them", Bam told them.
So off they went where his parents were but not before throwing the invisibility cloak to hide themselves so that they won't be spotted by any pony. They entered the castle using the other side where the gardens were as the group made their way to where April and Phil were until Bam gave instructions to his friends at once, "Don't look American. Try to blend in whilst following them so that we won't raise suspicion.", The CKY Crew continued their way towards the busy chatting crowd where the Margera couple were in which the husband and wife were busy, looking at the food in the catering area.
"He's going to the catering area and he's just looking at the food choices.", Raab told them in which they chuckled in response.
"How the hell are we going to get their attention in the first place?", asked Rake.
"Raab, try to tip the table next to them so that they will notice.", Bam told his friend as they made their way to it in which Raab did and tipped the empty table used for chatting next to them in which it fell and the couple noticed but then, ignored it later., "Clueless, they're totally clueless.", he told them. They continued following them as he pointed where they were and to be exact, they were asking a unicorn named Amethyst Star who wore a yellow saddle and a yellow flower on her mane to take a picture of them., "Look how close we are to them right now.", he knew that they weren't getting their attention as he exasperated, "Fuck.", he then decided that he had enough, "I can't take this shit anymore. Let's initiate our plan just like we did back in Paris. Come on!", Bam beckoned his friends as they made their way to where the Hummer was parked.
Sure enough, they made their way to the car as Bam took out a bicycle and instructed Raab to ride and purposely crash anywhere so that they can attract April and Phil's attention. He then used the spell book again and made Raab temporarily invisible which deactivates the invisibility if he crashes. Raab made his way towards the couple and he purposely crashed next to another table in which he fell from his bike rendering the temporary invisible spell off and that caused commotion to everypony who was in the vicinity and that also caused the Margera couple to head towards the location of the crash only for April and Phil to see the face on who it was.
"Raab?!", April exclaimed upon finding out who caused this commotion. During that time, Bam and the rest of his crew decided to show themselves to them in which she asked them a question, "What are you guys doing here?"
"What's going on here?", asked a voice which apparently turned out to be none other than Princess Celestia herself. Apparently, she heard the commotion too and her former faithful student named Twilight Sparkle who is none other than the bearer of the Element of Magic herself and the fourth princess of Equestria as well as the Princess of Friendship decided to take over for her greeting the ponies that wanted to meet them. When she saw Bam and his crew, she was just as shocked as April and Phil, "Bam?! What in the whole wide world of Equestria are you and your friends doing here?".
"We're here to ruin your parade!", Bam announced.
"Aw, come on, Bam.", April exasperated.
"Tell me you didn't bring your uncle, Bam.", Celestia worryingly asked him.
Bam assured her, "He's not here in Equestria.", the Sun princess and April sighed in relief on what he told them.
Meanwhile.....
Apparently, it was a different time in Paris since back in West Chester, it was already morning when Vito woke up and saw the note thinking they were there, so he stupidly boarded that flight and he realized that all of his suitcases were gone thanks to Bam using the spellbook to teleport them in Equestria. Right now, he was at a phone trying to contact home and he heard Bam's telephone ringing and it told him to leave a message, so let's hear him what he has to say.
"Bam, I picked up your voicemail", he replied and then started to go into his raging gibberish rants again, "Bam, I am a Paris gandamit and I gotabeer but noluggage. Yabbba grab your neck, you're a jerkoff!", he angrily put the phone back and went back to his seat, "Gah rah gah gah boo buddy else in here, I'mma headaback ta WestChester dis is bullzhit! Woolshit, Bam! Get me outta this fucking place!"
It took many hours of waiting but he finally took a plane which got him out of Paris and then, he headed back to West Chester and when it was done, he headed straight to his own house with no idea on where the group were.
Bam then took out a piece of paper and decided to show the readers which are you, thank you very much about a meeting point and told all of you what it was, "This is a meeting point for one Princess Luna and her extreme cohorts. But first, let's contact Vito!".
"Oh no, Bam! No! Just, please....don't contact him, I beg of you!", Celestia groaned and begged Bam not to do it but her words fell on deaf ears as he used the spellbook to contact Vito and sure enough, a magical image of Vito appeared as he then, looked at his nephew with irritation on his eyes.
"Bam's, that you?", Vito asked.
"Sup, fat ass. How's your trip to Paris?", Bam asked whilst smugly smiling at Vito.
Bam, yar a fahkin' asshole! And gimmeh mah clothez back right now, gawdammit! I'm gettin' tired of yer bullshit. Jezuz.", Vito angrily told him until he asked his 2nd nephew a question., "Besides, how are they gonna find you, Bam? You're in a goddamn castle."
"Alright! You make a valid point.", Bam told him as he grabbed the suitcase which caused his uncle to get angry.
"What are y- Bam!", Vito angrily tried to reach out and grab him but because he wasn't in Equestria, he couldn't touch them. He could only helplessly watch as he and his friends started to open his suitcase and lay out all of his clothes into a circle which they did that and that caused some of the guests to get initially annoyed on what they were doing as well as their unmannerly behavior while Vito continued his angry rant towards his youngest nephew, "That's not gonna work, Bam! This ain't Brazil, god damnit."
Bam turned to his uncle, "You never know when they might come, so we gotta be prepared for it".
They waited and waited until a plane flown by Bam's friend, Joe was contacted by Princess Luna herself to fly to the meeting point where she along with the Element bearers of Loyalty and Laughter themselves, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash as well as S.M.I.L.E. Agents, Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie 'Bon Bon' Drops were going to dive in and greet their friends in an awesome way.
"Where are they, Bam? How are they gonna find all of you there?", Vito asked them as Bam and his family and friends looked at the sky. And sure enough, the daredevil Equestrian CKY Crew jumped out of the plane but not after Luna opened a portal that will take Joe and his plane back to Earth, they continued their freefall and when the time was right, they opened their parachutes and starting heading towards the opening of the castle which Celestia opened to let the cool air in for the guests as the four daredevils descended towards the motley crew.
"What the hell?!", Raab exclaimed and laughed whilst he ran away to get cover due to Luna nearing close to hitting him during her descent and when it was done, the four mares removed their goggles and parachutes as they decided to greet their human friends in an instant.
"Heyo, Brandon Cole Margera!", Luna called out to her friend in which Bam gave her a hug, "I missed you, ya rascal!"
"Missed ya too, Lu's!", Bam replied back.
"Good to see you again, Bammy!", Pinkie appeared out of Bam's shirt which surprised him.
"Nice to see you again, dude.", Rainbow fist-bumped or in this case, hoof-bumped Bam.
"Sup, Margera", Lyra shook her friend's hand.
"What's up!", Bon Bon shot back at Bam
Suddenly, Luna spotted Vito's magical projection, "Hey, ya cross-eyed fat fuck! How are things doing, Tubby?"
"Well, look who dropped into the sky, it's Princess Luna and her subjects.", Don Vito mockingly said, "And no thanks to your fucking friend, Bam aka mah fahkin' nephew stol mah stuff! A'mma grab ya necks, ya double troublemakin' assholes!", he angrily gibbered which caused the group to laugh in delight.
"Yo, Vito; you want your stuff back?", Bam asked his uncle.
"Yeah, gimme mah stuff back, Bam; teleport it back to mah house, I don't care.", Vito grumbled in annoyance.
Luna quipped, "Alrighty, Vits.", she turned towards Glomb, "Yo, Glomb! Bring out a surprise to this Gala for Vito."
Sure enough, Glomb decided to borrow Bam's spellbook and casted a summoning spell that brought his woodchipper to Equestria in which he turned it on and Bam along with his friends decided to throw all of his uncle's clothing and valuable items and because of that, every pony at the Gala were horrified on what the gang was doing while Vito decided to tell his nephew something, "Oh do what you and Luna want, Bam but you're gonna be paying for that.", The CKY Crew laughed on what he said whilst continuing to destroy Vito's stuff with Glomb's woodchipper. Vito attempted to give them both a double chokehold but couldn't due to him not being in Equestria in the flesh.
When the Gala was over, the Margeras along with the CKY Crew as well as Lyra and Bon Bon took the Friendship Express back to Ponyville. Coincidentally, Luna and Celestia wanted to join in so that they can have fun with Bam and his crew but Pinkie and Rainbow decided to join with their friends in going back home by using the Apple Carriage they had.
"Looks like Dunn's having a blast", Bam said due to Ryan passing out whilst going to where their duplicate house was.
Just then, Lyra decided to play a prank on Ryan, "Ryan, smell my Equestrian ass!", she told the readers as she lifted her dress and placed her lyre-marked ass on the man's face which caused him to wake up in disgust and that caused everyone to laugh at the prank that the unicorn played on him.
"Your ass stinks, Heartstrings!", Ryan commented back at her.
After the long trip, they went down the station and headed to their destination and it turns out the duplicate Castle Bam that Bam summoned was almost close to the Forbidden Forest and almost close to town. The lesbian couple decided to part ways and head straight to their home whilst the Margeras, the CKY Crew, and the Royal Sisters headed to the duplicate house and entered it at once and both alicorns were amused at sight that was behold on their own eyes.
"Nice! This is so like you, Bam.", Luna commented.
"Thanks! Ape once decorated it just like our old shitty home and I decided to do a little remodeling myself.", Bam recounted the first time they moved into the new home back at West Chester.
"More like you destroyed our old home's furniture!", April upsettingly told him which caused the CKY Crew to laugh in response.
Eventually, both sisters decided to head back to the castle for a good night's rest. Bam on the other hand turned to the readers in order to tell all of you something important, "So, we're gonna wrap this chapter up, because tomorrow, we're about to have fun and you little shits are about to meet our other Equestrian crew members. Night!".
Everyone went to their respective rooms for a good night's sleep and rest for tomorrow, the fun in Equestria has just begun....or should I say: Bamquestria.