"Surprise!"
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were ya? Were ya? Huh huh huh?
"Do you ever shut up?" Zooble asked
"Why no silly,Why, if i were to shut up, no pony could ever hear all the happy stories i have to tell them!" Pinkie pie exclaimed
"Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be quiet."
"Well, that's silly! What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring! Y'see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all "hello" and I was all huuuuh, remember? Y'see I've never saw you before and if I've never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville!"
Twillight groans
"SHUT HER UUPP!" Jax growls
"And if you're new, that meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, then I had an idea, and that's why I went huuuuh! I must throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!"
Twillight absentmindedly pours herself a drink of VERY hot sauce into a cup. She then drinks it. A sound of a kettle is heard.
"Are you all right, sugarcube?" AppleJack asks,worridly.
"She's on fire!!! how is that even possible!!" Gangle cries
"Well cartoon logic, duh. I mean haven't you been paying attention in the circus crybaby?"
"Jax!" Ragatha snaps "At least a little respect here, these ponies worked hard to make this party possible"
"I'm just saying!" Jax argues back "The cartoon universe is crazy!!"
Aww, she's so happy she's crying! Pinkie exclaimes
Twillight then gallops up to her room.
Spike turns the bottle around. "Hot sauce". Pinkie takes his hand and pours it on a cupcake.
Ooh... She eats the whole thing, the ponies giving her worried looks. What? It's good! Pinkie says with a mouth full of food.
"Hey Twilight! Pinkie Pie's starting "pin the tail on the pony"! Wanna play?"
"No! All the ponies in this town are crazy! Do you know what time it is?!"
"It's the eve of the Summer Sun Celebration." He replies. "Everypony has to stay up, or they'll miss the Princess raise the sun! You really should lighten up, Twilight. It's a party!"
Twillight mockingly imitates spike as he leaves
The door closes
"Ugh, here I thought I'd have time to learn about the Elements of Harmony but, silly me, all this ridiculous friend-making has kept me from it!" Twillight muses. "Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about everlasting night." I hope the Princess was right... I hope it really is just an old pony tale..." She whines, a bit tired.
Spike opens the door."C'mon, Twilight, it's time to watch the sunrise!"
Pinkie Pie: Isn't this exciting? Are you excited, 'cause I'm excited, I've never been so excited— well, except for the time that I saw you walking into town and I went huuuuuh but I mean really, who can top that?
"Yeah pinkie, I'm excited too, but don't jump so much, we just stayed up all night and we need all the energy we can get!" Ragatha replies, trying to calm the pink pony.
"Fillies and gentlecolts, as mayor of Ponyville, it is my great pleasure to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration!" The Mayor mare declares.
All the ponies start cheering, with pinkie being the loudest.
"In just a few moments, our town will witness the magic of the sunrise, and celebrate this, the longest day of the year! And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria..."
"Ready?" Fluttershy asks gangle."I'm ready!" Gangle squeals
"...Princess Celestia!"
But nopony is there.
"Huh?" Rarity asks, confused
"Is this how it usually goes?" Pomni asks.
Everypony chats quietly and nervously.
Twillight gulps."This can't be good."
"Remain calm, everypony, there must be a reasonable explanation!" The mayor says, trying to calm the ponies down.
"Ooh, ooh, I love guessing games! Is she hiding?" Pinkie pie says, with her usual excitement.
"She's gone!" Rarity screams.
"Ooh, she's good." Pinkie shrieks as she lays eyes on Nightmare Moon.
Everypony gasps.
"Oh no... Nightmare Moon!" Twillight yelps.
"You know her?!" Zooble says in indignation"Then why didn't you tell any of us!"
Twilight's left eye twitches ever so slightly, as she feels rage."I did know! And i've been trying to warm you guys ever since! but you wouldn't listen!"
The group ears lower in shame, as they recount al their actions.
"Oh, my beloved subjects. It's been so long since I've seen your precious little sun-loving faces."
"What did you do with our Princess?!" Rainbow dash demands
"Whoa there, Nelly..." Applejack catches Rainbow dashes tail before she could sucker punch Nightmare moon.
" Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?"
"A creep, a loser, a total Jack***, a ************, Royal Pa-" Jax stops as Pomni whacks his right wing, shivering in fear.
"The list could go on."He concludes.
"Ooh, ooh, more guessing games! Um, Hokey Smokes! How about... Queen Meanie! No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty—" Applejack shoves a cupcake in pinkie's mouth to keep her silent.
"Does my crown no longer count now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years?" She says as she jumps in fluttershy's personal space."Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?" She declares, as she uses a piece of her hair to flick rarity's chin upwards.
"I did. And I know who you are. You're the Mare in the Moon – Nightmare Moon!"
They all gasp in shock.
"Well well well, somepony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here."
"You're here to... to..." She gulps.
"Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last.From this moment forth, the night will last forever!"
To be continued...