//------------------------------// // Surprise // Story: Escape from equestria // by Myheartisburningforjesus //------------------------------// After their run in with rainbow dash, the group went to check on another task "Decorations. Beautiful..." Spike exclaimed in awe Yes, the décor is coming along nicely. This ought'a be quick. I'll be at the library in no time. Beautiful indeed. Twillight said absentmindedly. Not the décor, her! Spike exclaimed No, no, no, oh! Goodness no. A white unicorn mare said, she had curly indigo hair and tail, and had 3 diamonds as a cutie mark. How are my spines? Are they straight? Spike asked "Straight as an arrow" Jax chuckled Good afternoon— Twliight began, only to be interrupted again "Just a moment, please! I'm 'in the zone', as it were." "The, "Zone"?" Ragatha asks. "Oh, yes! Sparkle always does the trick, does it not? Why, Rarity, you are a talent. Now, um, how can I help yo—" Rarity squeals in shock. "Oh my stars, darling! Whatever happened to your coiffure?!" Rarity asks, surprised "Oh, you mean my mane? Well, it's a long story. I'm just here to check on the decorations, and then I'll be out of your hair!" "Out of my hair? What about your hair?!" Rarity gasped "Wait! Where are we going?! Help!" Twillght yelped as rarity pushed the gang into her sewing shop. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************ " No, no, uh-uh. Too green. Too yellow. Too poofy. Not poofy enough. Too frilly. Too... shiny." Rarity exclaimed as she started pulling out dresses for her. She then rushed to the circus preformers and gave them exquisite costumes For Pomni, It was gliter,gliter,gliter! Her red and blue suit now shone in the sunlight whenever she made a movement. Rarity removed her hat, as she found it "Unfashionable". It was then replaced with red and blue pom poms which tied pomni's mane into pigtails. "Um,Thanks?" Pomni murmurred She then spun to Gangle. Not much work was done on her, other than rarity giving her a short black dress with tiny white diamonds at the seams. Rarity continued on the other circus members, measuring their sizes and giving them correct outfits. She turned to review her work. "You all look absolutley glamourous for the summer sun celebration!" She exclaimed with excitment. She made her way to Twillight, pulling out various items Now go on, my dear. You were telling me where you're from. Rarity said, while pulling a piece of fabric attaced to twillight's back "I've... been sent... from Canterlot... to— "she gasped, as rarity was practically squeezing the breath out of her. "Huh?" Rarity paused "Canterlot?! Oh, I am so envious! The glamour, the sophistication! I have always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear all about it! We are gonna be the best of friends, you and I... Emeralds?! What was I thinking? Let me get you some rubies!" Quick! Before she decides to dye my coat a new color! Twilight exclamed, racing out the door. "Yes, Let's go already." Zooble sighed, as she didn't want another tight costume. Spike sighed in deep admiration for his newfound lover. ********************************************************************************************************************************************************* "Wasn't she wonderful?" Spike said dreamily. "Focus, Casanova. What's next on the list?" Twilight asked. "Oh, uh, music! It's the last one!" They heard the excited chirps of the birds. ] "That music sound beautiful! Gangle exclaimed" "Oh my. Um, stop please, everyone, umm. Excuse me, sir? I mean no offense, but your rhythm is just a teeny-tiny bit off. Now, follow me, please. A-one, a-two, a-one two three-." A yellow pegasus with a pink mane and tail said. Hello! Twillight said in a loud voice. The mare yelps and shrinks back at the sight of all the ponies. " Oh my, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check up on the music and it's sounding beautiful." "I'm Twilight Sparkle." She pauses "What's your name?" "Um... I'm Fluttershy." "What did she say?" Pomni asks "I'm sorry, what was that?" "Um... My name is Fluttershy." She says even quieter. "Didn't quite catch that." says Twillight Fluttershy words are then reduced to a small squeak that nopony could hear. "What a wimp" Jax snickers. Ragatha shoots jax a look that could kill. "Well, um, it looks like your birds are back, so I guess everything's in order. Keep up the good work!" "My, such beautiful bluebirds" Kinger compliments.Then his eyes zone out and he yells at surprise at Fluttershy. She squeaks in response. "Oookay."Twillight says, cutting into the awkward silence. "Well, that was easy." Fluttershy lifts up her head and sees Spike."A baby dragon!" She squeals "Oh, I've never seen a baby dragon before. He's sooo cute!" I know right?! Gangle squealed and the two pegasi bonded instantly "Well, well, well...!" Spike said proudly. "Oh my, he talks. I didn't know dragons could talk. That's just so incredibly wonderful I, I just don't even know what to say!" "Well, in that case, we'd better be going." said Twillight. "Wait, wait! What's his name?" "I'm Spike." "Hi Spike, I'm Fluttershy. Wow, a talking dragon! And what do dragons talk about?" Fluttershy says happily. "Well, what do you wanna know?" "Absolutely everything." Zooble groans and smack her head with her hoof."First she didn't want to talk, and now she says something because of a baby dragon." "That's the power of cute for you, Zooble" Jax replies. Zooble's left ear twitched in indignation at Jax's comment. She hated when he was busy cracking jokes at the wrong times. She suddenly had the urge to utter a curse word out loud, but felt that the ponies wouldn't exactly appreciate the language. "F**k you Jax, little piece of s**t" Zooble muttered under her breath. "Well... I started out as a cute little purple and green egg..." She overheard Spike say. *********************************************************************************************************************************************************** "...and that's the story of my whole entire life! Well, up until today. Do you wanna hear about today?" "Oh, yes, please!" "You literally told her your whole lifestory!" Zooble complained. Twillight turns to face fluttershy. "Gyah!" Spike says, after being jerked in another direction. "I am so sorry, how did we get here so fast? This is where I'm staying while in Ponyville and my poor baby dragon needs his sleep." Says Twillight. "No I don't— whoa!" Aww, wook at dat, he's so sweepy he can't even keep his widdle bawance! Says Twillight, baby talking to Spike. "Poor thing, you simply must get into bed..." "Yes, yes, we'll get right on that. Well, g'night!" Twillight says. Twillight pushes the gang into the "treehouse" and slams the door into fluttershy's face. "Huh. Rude much?" Comments Spike. "Sorry, guys, but I have to convince the Princess that Nightmare Moon is coming, and we're running out of time! I just need to be alone so I can study without a bunch of crazy ponies trying to make friends all the time. Now, where's the light?" "Surprise!" Yells a huge group of ponies. "Wow. Another party." jax says unamused. Zooble groans. "That's it. Guys, i'm going upstairs, I didn't ask for all this S**t." All the ponies then stopped and stared at Zooble. "Um, I mean, I'm going upstairs." She said nerviously She then trots up the stairs.