Bones, Mass, Poison and Keystone was surrounded by Canterlot Guards as Bomb Bomb, Seashell and Heart were getting annoyed by the camera flashes. “Princess Twilight.” Said Bomb Bomb “These ponies are getting on my nerves and these flashes are too much. Please tell them to stop or I’ll give them some booming gifts!” He yelled angrily, saying that Spike personally knows what Bomb Bomb’s gifts are.
“Please, every creature! These are my guests who wish for peace!” She yelled to get their attention.
“Peace!?” Yelled a Canterlot noble unicorn mare
“That’s a Siren with rams!” yelled a different Canterlot Pegasus stallion but what he said aggravated all but Keynotes and Seashell. Bomb Bomb had his energy marble on his hoof.
“RAMS!? WE’RE NOT RAMS, WE’RE BICORNS!” They all said as their horns glowed black auras which frightened the crowds.
“They have dark magic!” Screamed a unicorn mare as they rolled their eyes.
“I already said that before.” Said Poison “Clean the wax out of your ears, please.” She said, the crowd yelled angrily which Bones trotted up.
“I’ll get them to stop.” He said with his eyes turning black which worried Twilight.
“Please… don’t hurt them.” She said,
“I won’t hurt them.” Said Bones “But tell me this? Does frightening them to wet themselves count as hurting them?” He asked which confused Twilight.
“No…?” She said,
“Good.” He said as he pointed his hoof at them as his rat skeleton came out of his mane which stopped the angry ponies.
“Dun, Dun, Dun… DUN." said the rat Skeleton. Everypony paused as they all freaked out
*SCREAMING IN HORROR* They all fled from the castle while Bones rolled his eyes.
“They’ve seen a changeling queen, an Umbra, a magic stealing Centaur, a disgrace Lord of Chaos, Wendigos and even a filly who is capable of removing magic from the land, but they freak out seeing something so small?” He said in disbelief while petting his rat, “How embarrassing and pathetic.”
“I saw a guard peed in his armor! He’d peed his armor!” Yelled Bomb Bomb as he laughed at how easily scared the guards of Canterlot get, humiliating Shining Armor that guards from Canterlot broke easily as Twilight looked at them rat skeleton.
“Ugh… can you please… put your skeleton away, please?” She asked.
“His name is Garlic. He was my pet when I was a colt.” Said Bones “Even after… he passed.” Fluttershy felt sad for him.
“Rats… don’t live a long time.” She said sadly.
“They don’t… but this little guy refuses to rest.” Said Bones “Despite not needing food and sleep. He needs a supply of my magic to stay, even after I grow up.” He said, Garlic ran to his cheek and rubbed it. “He wants to protect me, like how I protected him.”
“From what?” Asked Rainbow, Garlic turned to her and snarled.
“Maybe from you, if… you turn on us.” Said Bones which made Rainbow got in his face.
“I’m the Element of Loyalty, bub! I don’t backstab any creature.”
“Correction.” Said Seashell “You’re loyal to harmony, friendship, and your friends. Will you do anything for The Magic of Friendship?” She asked which Twilight noticed what she’s doing. She was about to say something, but Keynotes got their first.
“I know what you’re doing young lady.” She said, which made Seashell flinch. “I know you want to taste negativity from heroes, but we’re guests here. Insult them after we’ve made peace.” Seashell cross her legs.
“Crabs.” She said as she looked at Twilight. “Will that crazy old unicorn with bells on his clothes come here? Because I imagine mom will harpoon him in the eye.” Spoke Seashell, Celestia, Luna and Twilight looked at Keynotes and noticed her eye twitch.
“I will harpoon him, but in the heart.” She said that The Pillars left a bad memory for Sirens. Celestia and Luna appear near her.
“We’ll inform them not to harm you in any way.” Said Celestia as Bomb Bomb pulled on Celestia’s mane.
“Can I blow up the old unicorn’s beard? It looks dumb to me.” He said as Bones looked at him.
“If he harms your mother and sisters in any way.” Said Bones. “You have my permission but blew his mane up first. Start small before going big.” He said, which made both Celestia and Luna look at him.
“Is that how your parents raise you?” Asked Luna.
“Kind of. A Bicorn’s life is harsh and difficult.” Said Bones “I mean, we didn’t have an immortal Alicorn protecting us from whatever lurks in the dark and in the light, along with a group of heroes.”
“Touché.” Said Celestia, seeing that ponies did tend to depend on her for protection to protect them from danger during her reign and the Pillars before they went to Limbo.
“Uh…” They all turned to Starlight who was confused by the ponies with ram horns and Sirens. “Did I miss something?” She asked.
Inside the Castle’s Tea Room
Starlight was baffled in hearing from Twilight and the other princesses. “SOLICITORS?! YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE SOLICITORS?!” She screamed at Bones who drank from a chalice made from bones, filled with apple juice which frightened her by its design.
“No offense but they won’t take no for an answer.” Said Bones “Plus they threaten my race and family. I had no other choice but to fight back.” He said, which made Starlight look worried.
“If ponies threaten your family, it would be your right to fight back.” Said Seashell which got her a glare from Starlight. “Also the whole friendship magic is starting to corrupt princess’ subjects to commit evil for it, her purpose is becoming Equestria’s new evil.” She said which got her glares from the princesses. “What? It's logical if you think about it. No evil will appear after what you did, it will make sense if your friendship becomes the evil you fight.” She said as Bicorns coughed in their hooves.
“She makes a good point.” Said Mass, Bones nodded.
“My daughter, I raise her to be smart and think with logic and common sense.” He said which Seashell smiled hearing as Twilight flew to him.
“I will make sure that will never happen.” She said,
“You can but it will happen.” Said Poison “Not every creature can prevent a possibility.” She said,
“Princess Twilight!” They all turned to see Starswirl with the rest of the pillars. “We have heard that there are-” He said but stopped seeing 3 sirens and rams. “But I see the rumors are true. Sirens and Rams!” He said which got some Bicorns pissed.
“AGAIN WITH THE RAMS!” Screamed Bones as Mass used her magic to control the gravity around them, making it too much for them to stand.
“Sorry but they had the look of blasting the Sirens.” She said, Bomb Bomb was holding his energy marbles.
“One false move and you’ll go to Boom-Boom City!” He said which shock Starswirl
“You’re… protecting Sirens?!” He yelled.
“That’s my mom and sisters, racist.” He said angrily.
“Heroes that will attack creatures because of their past encounters… start the preparations for war, princess or prepare the execution grounds for old heroes.” Said Seashell grimly.
“We don’t have execution grounds, young lady.” Said Luna.
“Seriously? Or you don’t know of its existence.” Reply Seashell Bomb Bomb looked at his sister.
“Loyal ponies of the crown do whatever they want.” He said “Like in Bicorn history. Arrogance ponies living in harmony, tend to do whatever they want, without consequences.”
“If only he used his brain on his homework.” Said Keynotes as Bones nodded.
“I sometimes wonder why he doesn’t use it.” Reply Bones which made Starlight noticed the baby Siren.
“Aww… She’s adorable.” Black Water turned to her and waved to her. “I always wonder about Sirens that aren’t written in books.” Said Starlight as Black Water laughed.
“Why would any creature write about creatures?” Said Bones “Would you write about their weaknesses?” He said.
“Are you this negative?” Asked Starlight.
“Don’t know? Are there any Alicorns that are male?” Asked Bones, which Starlight made her mouth shut.
“Good question…” She said as Heart trotted out of the castle.
“WAIT!” Yelled Twilight as Heart turned to her. “Where are you going?!”
“To see this city that you rule. I want to see how these rich snobs can manage a Bicorn, trotting around.” She explained and left the door.
“I’m going to see if this city of rich pansies has something that’s fun around here.” Said Seashell as Bom Bomb climbed on her back as they flew out.
“We are not responsible for any humiliation those 2 make to your subjects.” Said Bones as Keynotes nodded. Twilight groaned as this day wasn't going at well but unaware to them, a unicorn mare in a hoodie with a camera around her neck was watching from a far with a telescope, her eyes widened in surprise.
“I smell a scope.” She said,