So there I was surrounded yet again by enemies, though these enemies were not really trying to harm me per say they still made me uncomfortable. I had hoped that I *Loud crashing noise* hold on there seems to be another bar fight again. *Open door* HEY WILL YOU ALL KEEP IT DOWN I'M TRYING TO TELL A RELATO (story) HERE. *Slams door and walks back to sit down*
So anyway where was I? Oh yes I had been discovered by the whole town of ponies. Nothing could have been prepared for what I was about to endure next. That moment where I was swarmed by hooves feeling me and my tail being tugged and asked questions of what am I and how can I talk, horrifying to say the least. At that moment I felt this was the end, was this how I was going to die. As I saw my vision being blurred an angel came down from the heavens and rescued me. At that point I had fainted and all I could see was yellow wings.
When I woke from my stupor I was in a rather comfortable bed. There was also a rabbit looking over me, he seemed mad. When he saw the first signs of my awakening he started jabbing my face with his little paw, then he spoke to me.
"Hey LAZY! Get up from Fluttershy's bed and go find your own." I looked at him with weary eyes, I did my usual stretch as all cats do when they wake up. Then kicking off my blankets I noticed my boots were missing. First thing I did was pick up the rabbit by his shoulders and shoved him to a wall and asked.
"WHERE ARE MY BOOTS you thieving rodent!?"
He tried to push me off of him but I held him in place and he replied.
"I don't know what you are talking about, and your a cat CATS don't wear boots." I shoved him to the wall again and said.
"You have obviously never heard of me then for I go by many names... Names like Diablo Gato (Devil cat), The Furry Lover, Chupa Cabra, Frisky Two Times and The Gingerhead man. But to most I am Puss in Boots, outlaw!" He just smirked and retorted.
"More like Puss in no boots." Chuckling after his own joke I have had enough of him. Extending my thumb claw out he still cracked jokes at me. "Ooh-hoo-hoo real scary what next you gonna purr at me." I extend my index claw as I counted down."I've fought dogs with more bite than you." Now extending my middle claw he started to get nervous."Whats wrong too chicken to bring out all of your claws?" Extending my final two claws he quickly blurted out."Please don't hurt me I haven't seen your boots at all I was just looking out for my owner. She gets super shy around ponies and I aint usually there to help her."
I looked at him questioningly.
"Do I look like a pony to you? I am a Gato. Now tell me where I can find this Fluttershy I have questions that need answers." At the mention of this name the rabbit was more braver than ever. He headbutted me causing me to stagger I quickly retaliated by pouncing on him. We were both deadlocked in fearsome combat, our swords clanged and clashed our armor taking scars from each swing of our swords. The fearsome rain pouring on our *interrupted by you leaving your seat*. HEY WAIT I aint done with the story yet *You prepare to walk out the door* Fine fine I'll tell the real version of the story, just sit down *You sit back down* Ok what really happened was this, even though my version is better. He started biting me while I clawed, at him after a minute of fighting the yellow angel appeared.
While we fought she tried to stop us with her soothing voice. I would have stopped fighting but the rabbit was persistent. He bit my tail causing me to squeal out of pain. Another Pony came into the room this one was lavanda (lavender) colored. She was like that one lime green unicorn named Lyra, using her magic she separated me from the rabbit and levitated me over to her.
"GET BACK HERE YOU CONEJO (Rabbit) I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET." I said at the rabbit while I floated away.
"I think you need to calm down and give us some answers." The lavender pony said to me. While I was floating in front of her, I had only one thing up my arsenal to escape. I closed my eyes and then I opened them and stared at her I stared at her and she said "AWWWWW." And she let me go out of her magic.
I landed on my feet and was prepared to run when the heavenly yellow pegasus scooped me up and spoke words to me like a baby.
"OH you poor kitty you must feel just terrible." She put me in her bed again and I replied.
"Well uh, cats don't usually like being..." Then the Lavender unicorn interrupted me.
"Fluttershy I need to talk to this cat." The angel pony known as Fluttershy then retorted.
"I'm sorry Twilight but this cat needs his rest, I can't let you speak to him until he is more comfortable in this environment." She then pushed her out of the room. "Once he is all better then you can speak to him." The Unicorn named twilight was out of the room and about to say something.
"But I." Fluttershy closed the door on her and turned back to me.
"Oh I hope you do feel better mr, um... What should I call you?" She asked. I answered by telling her my name.
"you can call me Puss in boots. Which brings me to my question. Where are my boots and hat along with my medallion?" She quickly replied
"Oh well your hat and boots are at Rarity's being fixed but your medallion is with Twilight. She said she wanted to study it. If You want I can go get it for you." I quickly asked about my boots and hat.
"Might I ask why my boots and hat need fixing?"
"Well when you were being mobbed some ponies ripped your hat and boots by accident. After I saved you I asked Rarity to fix them. I was going to leave your medallion with you but Twilight insisted that she study it." She put the covers over me and tucked me in."Now you rest Mr. Puss in Boots you need all your rest." I was about to ask her about herself but she kissed me on the forehead and went outside. I then slept the night away and dreamed the dream of cats.