The Egotistical Gamer

by Pachi


The Blue Lock 11... Except There's Only 3...

I tried to take a deep breath to remove the blush on my face, as I turned away from Tree Hugger’s face

“You… Whatever” I say, the smirk completely wiped off my face

I turned and sat on a nearby bench, my legs and arms feeling as if they were about to kill me

She came over and sat next to me, and I looked over her

She had beautiful lilac eyes, and an incredibly pretty face…

Ugh, okay I admit it, she was exactly my type…

I think I may have a crush… nah, I don't fall THAT easily…

“You good? Looking a little lost there” FUCK! Did she notice I was staring? Okay, just play it cool

“Yeah, I'm fine, just tired, and a bit stressed” fucking nailed it

“Oh really? Why don't you come over to my yoga classes sometime? They're free, every weekend at my house” she says with her melodically rough voice

“Oh, yeah, sure, I'll be there… where do you live exactly…?” I ask, and she holds out her hand

“Give me your phone” I unlock my phone do what she says, as she begins typing something, before handing it back to me

I looked to see a number on my contact list labelled… “Tree Hugger”

“I'll call you about it if your still up for it” she says and walks away

“Did that just happen?” I say to absolutely no one…

Okay, let's just run home…


So… today is a Wednesday

And also the day my Uncle is coming over

My mom was currently driving me over to the airport for us to pick him up

And I'm grateful for this, because it let me outta school like 2 hours early

And by the time we got there, we saw him standing out front with a ton of people crowding around him

He had medium length dark navy blue hair, as well as navy blue eyes of the same shade. He also had a bit of visible stubble on his face, as well as sharp eyes and an arrogant grin on his face

He seemed to immediately spot our car, and walked over to it, knocking on my window

[Isagi Yoichi - Egoist: Lv ??

The Heart of the Blue Lock 11, winner of the U-20 World Cup 4 years in a row, and god amongst men when it comes to making plays

Whilst not officially part of the abyss, as he has no knowledge of it, you would not be punished for harming him due to him being recognised by the world as having “beyond human” INT and EGO

STR: 31
VIT: 26
DEX: 34
INT: 56
WIS: 43
LCK: 30
CHA: 27
EGO: 59]

Wait, does that mean if you're just a giant narcissist, or very smart, you'll just… automatically become part of the Abyss? There's too little information here for me to make any conclusions though

I rolled down the window, and he stuck his hand out and began aggressively patting my head

“Having fun skipping school?” He said in Japanese. His voice smooth and deep, like a velvety chocolate

“Yep” he returned my words with a grin, before getting in the front seat of the car (I was sat in the back left)

I soon realised something else though…

Behind him were 2 other people

All just as crowded

A black haired individual with white roots and a bored expression, clean shaven young looking handsome face. His grey eyes were locked onto his phone where he was playing a mobile game…

About 190 cm tall, a little taller than Uncle Yoichi's 175 cm

[Nagi Seishiro - The Black Hole: Lv??

The Lazy Genius, a guy with more talent than frankly anyone would ever need. A god of trapping, when the ball ever even gets close to him, he'll take it with a unholy level of flexibility. He may as well have his own gravitational pull with how well he attracts the ball

Whilst not officially part of the abyss, as he has no knowledge of it, you would not be punished for harming him due to him being recognised by the world as having “beyond human” DEX and EGO

STR: 32
VIT: 21
DEX: 57
INT: 23
WIS: 15
LCK: 27
CHA: 48
EGO: 51]

Ain't this the guy I copied during that match? I'll have to thank him for the help later…

Also, I think I know the requirements for becoming part of the abyss naturally. Two stats over 50

I'm also guessing that 50 would be world class or peak human level. Or something else to the same effect…

Behind him was a guy with brown hair that faded into a bright yellow, with a joyful and happy go lucky smile. He was currently leaning his chin on Nagi's shoulder, backseat gaming…I didn't even need the system for this one, he was-

[Meguru Bachira - The Monster: Lv??

A happy go lucky guy, and Yoichi's best friend. An ADHD riddled man with too much energy to ever contain in his body, and too much skill to ever be able to let that overflow of energy out without playing against world class players. With a level of dribbling that makes it impossible to ever steal from him. He could have his feet tied together and there wouldn't be much difference in how well he could slip past defenders with a ball

Whilst not officially part of the abyss, as he has no knowledge of it, you would not be punished for harming him due to him being recognised by the world as having “beyond human” DEX and EGO

STR: 34
VIT: 25
DEX: 50
INT: 22
WIS: 17
LCK: 29
CHA: 33
EGO: 53]

They both entered the car soon after Uncle Yoichi got in

With them both sitting next to me on my right

“Nagi-Senpai, Bachira-Senpai, nice to meet you” I greeted them politely with a small bow of my head, before I saw Bachira reach out his hand

“Don't be so formal~ we might as well be Yo-chan's brothers, so treat us like uncles!” He spoke in a happy tone, very much exactly how I would imagine he would do

And also…

“Yo-chan…?” I turned to look at Uncle Yoichi, whose face was now flush red in embarrassment. He turned around and yelled at Bachira

“Don't call me that in front of him! I'm supposed to be the cool uncle, you don't help my image when you do things like that!”

But in reply, Bachira just started repeating “Yo-chan” in a sing song voice

Eventually, I joined in, and so did my mother…

Even Nagi joined! Although his voice was rather monotone, but that only added to the humour of it all


And we got home!

Apparently, the rest of the Blue Lock 11 are staying at a hotel, with Uncle Yoichi, Bachira-san and Nagi-san staying at our house

Uncle Yoichi unpacked everyone's things, and to be honest, it kinda looked like he was used to being the ‘mom' of the group. Speaking of mom, she was already passed out on her bed.

She normally has very long nights at the hospital, so she's made it a habit to sleep whenever she can

“Okay! That's all done I suppose” I hear Uncle Yoichi say with a smile, him finishing off unpacking everything

“Thanks Yo-chan~” I hear Bachira-San say in a upbeat voice, Nagi-san doing the same (but in his classic monotone voice)

Speaking of Nagi, didn't he have white hair?

Whatever, he probably just dyed it

I felt my phone buzz from a message by Luna, and took it our to see she sent me like, 50 tiktoks about something

They must have been sent during my time outside

I normally have my mobile data turned off because… Well, it's expensive to keep it on all the time

“Yeah I'm not watching any of those” I say to myself, before I feel something hit me in the back of the head

*THUNK*

“Ow” I look behind me to see Uncle Yoichi, and a ball rolling towards him

“Your mother said you were interested in the charity match, mind if we play a little practise game? To see what level your at”

“Oh sure! That sounds like fun. It's only 4:30, so I have a lot of time…”

And thus, I signed my own death sentence…