Dead Squirrel in Equestria

by OGBlitz14


Chapter 1: Awww Nuts

It was dark outside some kind of a abandoned building. Outside on what appeared to be a spaceship, were very odd reptilian creatures lowly growling near the ship. There was also one of the reptilian creatures on the spaceship. The surface of the ground was hard to see, since there appeared to be water flooding it a little since it was raining outside.

However, at this moment, a person in some kind of hazmat suit, came out of the front doors of the abandoned building with some kind of basket in their arms.

The person in one of the hazmat suits appeared to be wearing a blue hazmat with a hockey mask symbol in the center of the hazmat's suit torso. The back of the hazmat suit had black air tanks. The hazmat suit's visor also had a hockey mask symbol, but it was smaller to be in the same height of the visor.

"*-nt* *Pant* OH MY GOSH!!!" Shouted the man in the blue hazmat suit as he barged out the two doors with a basket full of bottles in his hands. "I BARELY MA-"

He couldn't even finish his sentence when a man in a black hazmat suit came behind him.

The man in the black hazmat suit had circles on the visor that looked like eyes that were surprised. The center of the hazmat's suit torso had the outlined letters that made the word "Kyle." He appeared to be holding a thin sheet of scrap in his right hand. The air tanks that the hazmat suit had behind its back appeared to have a color of a dark blue shade.

The man in the black hazmat suit also came out screaming. "AAAAHHHHHH!!!" He came out next to the man in the blue hazmat suit and they both were yelling, screaming, and panting from whatever they experienced inside from the decrepted building.

At the moment, a man in the orange hazmat suit came out of the doors as well, with some kind of engine witin his hands.

The man who came out the door was in a hazmat suit that had a orange color to the suit, but the there was a outline in the center of the suit that looked yellow and it went down to the legs and almost to the neck of the suit. In the back of the hazmat suit was a red shade of air tanks. There also appeared to be a squirrel symbol on the center of the yellow part of the suit, however what was strange was that the squirrel had its left side of its head missing. Meaning that the squirrel symbol was missing a eye, a ear, and was showing its brain

"HOLY SHIT!!!" Screamed the man in the orange hazmat suit as he barged out the front doors with what appeared to be an engine.

He came behind the other men in the hazmat suits and after calming down, he started to conversate with the other men in the hazmat suits.

"*Pant* Fuck, that Coil-Head almost got my ass!" The man in the orange hazmat suit shouted.

The two other men in the hazmat suits turned and faced the man in the orange hazmat suit.

"Squirrel!" Cried the man in the blue hazmat suit. "How the hell did you survive?"

"I don't fucking know myself!" Answered the man in the orange hazmat suit.

"Shouldn't we get back to the ship?" The man in the black hazmat suit questioned. "I only have a thin scrap and a Rubix's Cube." He stated as he dropped the scrap from his hand and got out the cube from his inventory (somehow) and also dropped on the floor to prove his statement.

"Yeah, I think we should head to the ship, drop off our items and then leave this moon because the dogs are probably outside the ship, so it will be hard to bring back any other items." The man in the blue hazmat suit answered.

The two other men in the hazmat suits agreed as they started walking towards an edge. The man with the blue hazmat walked to the edge of the floor which had a ladder leading down. Before he climbed down the ladder, he dropped the basket which fell all the way to the bottom of the ladder. With now a plastic fish toy in his hand, he climbed down the ladder. Then the man in the black hazmat suit went down the ladder with the thin scrap and the Rubix's Cube in his inventory after picking it up from the floor. Finally, the man in the orange hazmat suit went next. After dropping his engine (which surprisingly didn't hurt anyone as they were still climbing down the ladder) he climbed down the ladder with a flashlight that had dead batteries.

As the men in the hazmat suits finally reached the bottom of what appeared to be a balcony of stairs leading down, the man in the blue hazmat picked up his basket of bottles and the man in the orange hazmat suit picked up his engine. All the men in the hazmat suits suddenly crounched and went down the stairs, almost like they were trying to not alert anything to their location. While they were silently crouching down the stairs, a door sounded like it was being opened from where they just came down from.

Coming out of a fire exit door was another man in a hazmat suit, which had a hazmat suit that was red. He also had a weird symbol on the center torso of the hazmat suit. The back of the hazmat suit had two air tanks that were cyan. The symbol had a face that was red. An X was shown on the the right side of where the face was supposed to have a eye. It also had straighted and raggedy hair coming out of the top of its head, but not on middle of its head and it also had a little bit of hair out of his chin. A smile was on its face that was bigger on its right cheek than his left cheek. It had a fang on its bottom teeth that was over some top teeth.

"Holy shit." The man in the red hazmat exclaimed casually as he got out the fire exit door.

"Cartoonz!?" The man in the orange hazmat suit whisper shouted. "You're alive!?"

"Yep." The man in red hazmat answered casually as he made his way to edge of the floor where the ladder was. "The dogs almost fucking got my ass, so I used the teleporter since you guys were getting more loot." While explaining, he was climbing down the ladder.

"Ok, we might make quota." Announced the man in the orange hazmat suit. "Let's not lose our loot and get our asses chomped." The rest of the men agreed and made their way down the balcony of stairs silently.

What was happening right now was men in hazmat suits collecting scraps, parts, and other items and bringing them to their spaceship. However, this was just a game to the four men in the hazmat suits because they were just avatars in the game. The man in the orange hazmat suit's name is Dead Squirrel or Squirrel for short. The man in the blue hazmat suit's name is H2O Delirious or Delirious for short. The man in the black hazmat suit's name was Kyle (if the words of the center of the hazmat suit didn't make it obvious.) And the man in the red hazmat suit's name is Cartoonz.

This game they were playing was called Lethal Company and they were just playing to upload a video on YouTube. They had a voice chat in the game, but had the app Discord in one of tabs to talk to his friends. They were on the moon Titan and was trying to fill the quota by bringing scraps to the ship and selling it for money. That is the point of the game, but they were playing the game with a few mods. They started crouching and were walking down the stairs, not knowing the events they are about to witness and where they will originate from.


In Ponyville, it seemed like any basic sunny time of day for Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and any other Ponies in town. Though basic was not going to happen from the events that will transpire. In a grassy field away from Ponyville were 6 Ponies and a creature that had many parts of different animals.

One of the Ponies was a cyan coated mare Pegasus and had cyan wings, a pointy rainbow mane and a pointy rainbow tail, magenta eyes, and a mark on her flank that had a cloud having a rainbow shaped like lightning coming down from the cloud. She was hovering above the ground a few feet up with her wings. Boredom was written on her face. "Ugh... Twilight can you explain why you called us all out here?" She groaned. The rainbow Pegasus had raspy voice that can almost be confused with a male voice.

"Ah agree with Dash." Said another Mare with a country accent. She had a orange coat, a tied up blonde tail and tied up blonde mane that had an old stetson hat on top of the mane, green eyes, some white freckles on her face, and a mark on her flank that had a few apples on it. "Why have ya called us out here in this field, Twahlight?"

"Ooo, ooo, ooo, I know!" Called another Mare, suddenly with a energetic voice and with one of her front hooves raised high. She had a light pink coat, a curley hot pink mane and a curley hot pink tail, cyan eyes, and a mark on her flank that had a few balloons on it. "Maybe a new Pony is coming to town!" *Gasp* "Is a new Pony coming to town!? Oh wow, I can't wait! I thought of a very big surprise at the party! First, I make a very huge cak-" A hoof was pressed against her lips and she muffled what she was trying to say. "Mmmph Mmph."

The Mare who was pressing their hoof against the pink Mare's lips had a white coat and white horn, a elegant purple mane and a elegant purple tail, light blue eyes, and a mark on her flank that had a few diamonds on it. "I'm sure your ideas for a party are great to hear, darling." She said with a very female voice as she moved her hoof from the pink Pony's lips. "However, I think Twilight called us out here for something very important."

"Umm... I would like to know what's important to meet out here, Twilight?" Said another Mare with a very shy voice. She had a light yellow coat and light yellow wings, a long pink mane and a long pink tail, aqua eyes, and a mark on her flank that had a few butterflies on it. "I-if that's alright with you." She hid her face behind her mane to avoid the stares she was receiving from the other Mares.

"Well I've been testing my magic on a new spell from this book I found." Said another Mare who was floating a book with her horn. She had a lavender coat, lavender wings, and a lavender horn. As well as a flat dark indigo mane with streaks of purple and pink and her flat tail also had the same coloring. She also had purple eyes, and her mark on her flank had a 6 pointed star burst with 5 small stars that are similar to the star burst.

"Oooh! What kooky spell having you been working on, Twilight!?" Asked the curious pink Mare.

"Well I'm glad you asked, Pinkie." Said the lavender Mare. "I've been working on a spell that could allow Alicorns to travel to different realities with a little bit of help from a Draconequus' magic." Every mare seemed amazed and curious about what the lavender Pony said.

However, their thoughts were interrupted by chuckling coming from a creature with different animal parts. He had a ho-

*Snap* Actually I think this is where I come in. The author of this story seems to like me and I'm his favorite character, so I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I sneaked myself in the narration. I mean, I am his favorite after all. Why you might ask? Well it started with a bunch of fanfi- Well actually, I can talk about that another time. Anyways I'm sure you're wondering who's the "creature with different animal parts?" Nice description, author. Well that would be your one and only reformed lord of chaos, Discord. Oh, and you probably want to know the names of the little Ponies, even though this story is on fan fic website where many people wrote fan fics about them. I mean. *Ahem* The lavender Mare is your eggheaded Pony, Twilight Sparkle. The Pony with the rainbow mane is Rainbow Dash, but you probably already knew that just by looking at her. The Pony with the country accent is Applejack, partner. The Pony with the white coat and dramatic attitude is Rarity. The Pony with the yellow coat, pink mane, and shy, but beautiful voice to hear is my dear friend, Fluttershy. And finally, the Pony with the pink mane and energetic energy is everypony's favorite party Pony, Pinkie Pie. Now th-

DID SOMEPONY SAY PARTY!?

Oh, hey Pinkie. Why are you breaking the 4th wall as well?

Well I heard the word "party" and I just had to check it out! Oooh are we having a party planned here!? I never done a party with the author or readers before! Hi, everyone!!!

No Pinkie, see I was abou-

Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me, is the author writing a Y/N story and we are narrating it!? Wait nevermind, that's Wattapad.

Pinkie.

Then again there are some Y/N fimfictions, but then again we sometimes call it Anyomous stories!

Pinkie!

Hmm... I wonder what is the difference between a Y/N story and a Anonymous story! I mean a Y/N sto-

PINKIE!

Yes, Dizzy!?

As much I want to talk about Y/N and Anyomous stories, I'm afraid it's going to have to wait. We have a crossover story to get through.

Okie dokie lokie!

Hehe, sorry about that, my dear reader. *Snap*

"Oh Twilight, if you wanted to travel to different dimensions, all you had to do was ask." Chuckled Discord.

"Ugh, Discord." Groaned Twilight. "We not traveling dimensions, we are testing reality travel.

"What's the difference?" Muttered Rainbow Dash to herself.

"I'm glad you asked. You see, dimensions are like a universe with insane concepts and different phys-"

"I didn't mean it literally, egghead!" Rainbow interrupted her explanation by putting a hoof on her lips.

Twilight frowned from that comment for a second before changing her expression and moving her face away from Rainbow's hoof.

"Darling, is this why you have called us here?" Asked Rarity.

"Yes, and I've been practicing this spell with unicorn magic and it works. Now I'm going to try it on chaos magic." Twilight said, while floating a book to the 5 other ponies with her magic. She continued to keep explaining. "You see, this spell absorbs magic, but the more times the subject absorbs the magic, the more possibility that the subject will have access to that magic without being a chaos lord for example."

"Well that's certainly interestin', sugarcube." Applejack said with a curious tone.

"I know." Agreed Twilight with a smile on her face as she moved her book away from the other mares with her magic.

"I suppose we shall start the process then." Proceeded Discord as he made a lab coat, two different rubber gloves for his eagle claw and lion hand, and goggles magically appeared on him, with the goggles being slightly above his eyelids.

Everypony nodded and backed up, except Twilight who got in front of Discord who was just a few feet away from him.

"Alright Discord, I'm ready!" She announced. "Shoot your chaos magic at me when you're ready!"

"As you wish, your majesty." Discord said with a smirk. He put his goggles over his eyes and then reached his rubber glove covered eagle claw in front of her and without saying a word, his eagle claw was glowing a cyan aura. He then fired a cyan beam to Twilight from his eagle claw.

Twilight moved her head down a little and positioned her horn to be the first thing the beam made contact with. Before the beam made contact with her horn, it glowed a purple aura. The beam made contact with the purple aura horn, which pushed Twilight back a little bit. She was struggling to absorb the beam for a bit when eventually the beam was getting smaller. When the beam completely disappeared, her horn's tip glowed cyan.

"Ok, now to make the portal" She muttered to herself as her horn glowed brighter. As she was about to release the beam entirely to make a portal in front of her, her horn suddenly changed into a purple aura instantly and sent some kind of purple lighting strikes coming out of her horn. She winced and closed her eyes from the magical chaos happening in her horn.

"TWILIGHT!" Screamed all of Twilight's friend out of worry since they knew something was wrong, even Discord screamed out of worry as well. Before Twilight's friend can rush to her side, her horn (now facing straight up) fired a beam up into the sky.

The beam flew up to the sky, fast. After a few seconds of flying straight up, the beam disappeared, like if it entered a invisible portal. However, Twilight's friends weren't paying much attention to the beam. They were focused on Twilight who struggling to stay on her hooves. They rushed toward her with worried expressions on their face.

"Twilight. Are you okay?" Fluttershy asked worryingly.

"I-I'm *Pant* alright." Twilight said with a little struggle of getting those words out. Everypony's expressions softened knowing that their friend was okay. "Ok, well that didn't go as planned."

"No, you think!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash in a sarcastic tone.

"Well Twilight, it seems that your spell needs some work." *Snap* Discord stated as he made his lab coat outfit disappear with his chaos magic. "I mean, you made your friends and you even made me concerned that something chaotic was truly going to happen to you and that's saying something from the lord of chaos himself."

"I agree." Rarity said. "You had us very worried there, darling."

Twilight's head lowered and her expression turned into a little sad expression from her friends' concerns.

"I'm sorry everypony." Twilight started as her expression softened a little. "I didn't mean to worry you at all. I just thought I can successfully use this spell, but it looks like I need a little more practice." Her expression returned to normal after she was done with her little apology.

"Aw, it's alright Twily." Reassured Pinkie as she suddenly appeared next to her, hugged her, and wrapped her hooves around her neck. "We know you didn't mean to make us worried."

Everypony and Discord then rushed up to her and hugged her happily.

"Well, I'm glad everypony is safe and nopony is hurt." She said happily as she was still being embraced in the hug.

She was right, everypony was safe, but nobody was going to be safe from what was going to happen next.


Squirrel and his friends' avatars in the game were still crouching silently and going down the balcony of stairs. The dogs were sniffing around the ship, so none of the blind reptilian looking dogs were focused on Squirrel or his friends.

"Fuck." Squirrel muttered to himself quietly. "How are we going to get back?" The group made it to the bottom of the balcony of stairs, pondering what to do with the dogs surrounding the ship.

"One of us is going to have to distract the dogs." Delirious suggested quietly. "But how are goi-"

He was cut off when a purple lighting striked him and his friends so fast, they couldn't react when they heard the lightning. Their avatars went flying after the purple lighting striked.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Screamed Squirrel in a high pitch.

Even though Squirrel's avatar died by some purple lighting strike, he didn't go into spectate mode. In fact, his screen was frozen on his character still up in the air.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! WHY IS MY GAME FROZEN?!" After Squirrel screamed from what had happened, his PC's screen turned completely black, which meant he disconnected from the game, his Discord, and his recording stopped as well. Squirrel calmed down from what just had happened, but he still seem confused and was thinking in his chair.

"Why did my game crash and what the heck was that!?" He pondered to himself from what had happened. He never heard of a purple lighting mod in Lethal Company, so there was no way he downloaded something like that. In fact, the only mod he had downloaded was the custom skins mod.

However, his pondering was brutally interrupted when lighting strikes came out of his PC's screen, which looked similar to the one in the game that struck his game avatar.

"WHAT THE... HOW THE... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOI-" He couldn't even finished his sentence or move back when one of the purple lighting strikes hit Squirrel and he suddenly vanished.

After a few seconds of the lighting striking inside the room, it calmed down. Leaving a messed up room with some holes in the walls, some things scattered on the floor, but most importantly, there was no Squirrel left after the chaos.


Pitch black was what became of Squirrel's vision. Whatever events happened in his room was a mystery to him. He was just playing a simple game of Lethal Company with his friends: Delirious, Cartoonz, and Kyle. It was just suppose to be a simple 1 or 2 hour playthrough recording, so he can upload it to YouTube for his viewers. But somehow, lighting striked him in real life and he doesn't know where he was after that.

His pitch black vision was getting brightened and was disappearing when one of his eyes opened slowly. He firmly pressed his hand to the right side of his head as he slowly sat up.

"Where the hell am I?" He groaned to himself as he rubbed his temple with his right hand.

He looked around to find himself in some kind of forest that had bushes, shrubs, and vines all over the forest. There was nobody in sight and the wind blowing in the forest was the only noises present.

After he looked around his surroundings, he stood up slowly, so he can walk around. However, this is when he noticed that the forest was really big and tall compared to his height.

"Damn, this forest must be huge." He muttered as he continued to look around as he started walking, hoping to find some answers on how he got here.

Squirrel then noticed that his left eye was still seeing pitch black, but yet his right eye can see a forest perfectly well. He moved his left hand over his left eye to hopefully help him open it.

However, when he placed his left hand on where he thought he would feel a eye, he felt a squishy and slimy touch when his hand landed. He tensed up and gave a small yelp from what he felt and removed his hand off quick where a left eye was supposed to be.

'W-what did I just f-feel on my face?' He thought with a few shivers going up his spine. After shivering, he curiously brought his left hand in front of his vision to see what his hand looked like after touching his vision covered left eye.

His pupils turned into small dots and his jaw was dropped from what he was seeing. The left hand in his vision wasn't a human hand, It was brownish kind of hand, but he also noticed that his arm was orange.

After being shocked for a few seconds, he looked at his other arm and inspecting it, it was the same as his left arm. He noticed that a bandana was wrapped around his neck from moving his neck around. And looking behind his back, he also saw a tail peeking out.

He freaked out instantly and he said worryingly: "W-WH-H-HAT! W-W-W-WHY D-DO I H-H-HAV-V..." The words died in his throat because he was worrying too much and was trying to calm down, but after calming down, he still had tons of questions on his mind.

Why was he small? Why did he have a brown hand? Why does he have orange arms? Why does he have a bandana around his neck? Why does he have a tail? Why is his left eye vision pitch black? And why did it... feel... so... slimy?

His eye then went wide when the realization hit him hard and he put both hands on both sides of his head (with his left hand ignoring the sliminess from his left eye) and opened his mouth.

"I'M A FUCKING SQUIRREL!!!" He yelled at the top of his lung with his head facing up in the sky.

Squirrel was too distracted by what he had transformed into, he didn't know a few colorful orbs was in a nearby bush, watching him.

"What in the hay is that?"