Chapter 6: Appeal
"Mmmfff. -Yawn-, that felt good." Lan had just woken up, he had never slept so well before. As he looked around the room, he couldn't see Twilight. He had a idea.
Lan sneaked down stairs, quietly so not a sound could be heard. He heard Twilight in the kitchen. Perfect.
Lan snuck up behind Twilight, and as known, was cooking something. It looked good, but that wasn't on Lan's mind. He always liked doing this.
Lan got down, and went right under her.
Lan then jumped in front of Twilight "Hello!"
"GGGAAAHHH, WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!" Lan didn't hear it, he was laughing to hard, and soon, so was Twilight.
(P.S. you guys are perverts.)
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Lum was not a very happy pony, being sent on recon, ew.
Lum was a earth pony, brownish tan with a blue and tan mane. Lum, being a girl and all, is big on fashion, but bigger on killing. Oh how she loved to see her victims scream with pain. She loved the sight of blood, torture being her big thing. Armed with a whip, she can be deadly. Can? Sorry, I meant is.
"Time to see what this kid ha... oh my god. Oh my god, OH MY G... nevermind." Lum swayed some sweat off of her head. "Thank god, don't need them having sex now, that would be just weird." She was right.
Lum had a smile on her face. An evil smile.
"Um, what are you doing?" Said a unlucky finder, "And what are you wearing?"
She was wearing what looked like Rarity on a spy mission.
"It's called fashion, and what i'm doing is none of your business. Now if I were you, I would run." She pulled out the whip.
He ran.
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"So Twilight, the party is today?
"Yep, can't wait?" Twilight had a big smile on her face, which seemed to hypnotize Lan.
"Can't ask a question?"
Twilight laughed. "You have seemed to get used to living here. You changed a lot!"
"I guess."
"... What time?"
"12:00, its 9:30 right now."
"So what to do, hm. What's there to do till then?" Lan knew this was going to be a boring, yet exciting day today.
"How about a walk?"
Lan had a smirk on his face, "I'll be back."
"Ok, don't get hurt." Twilight's smile turned down.
"Ok, mom."
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As Lan took his walk, he started to ponder on the things that were happening;
He had no job.
He was suppose to do a job but he didn't know what it was.
Random people want me dead.
There is a random lady in the bushes.
"Hey, um what are you doing?" Lan noticed the weird woman, mostly the clothes. Looked like Lady Gaga.
"GAH!!! Um, -fuck- hi?" She got scared a bit.
"Hi? What are you doing in the bushes?"
"Um, nothing...?"
Lan was silent, this could turn weird very fast.
"So it looks like i'll be going now. Bye." Lan hurried off. Thanks to this encounter, he had a idea.
"OKBYENOW!!!"
The weird lady was sweaty, and very nervous. that could explain the sweat...
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"So this is the place, ugh. Looks worse than before. I can tell they tried to clean it up. Lets just add a bit of magic to it."
Lan had went to the Apple farm where he had crashed. He wouldn't allow this mess to be uncleaned.
"Fixin' the farm eh?" Said a voice from behind. "Looks like you aren't that bad." It was, of course Applejack.
"Just, you know, cleaning it up."
"Thanks, we were going to do it, but the apples need pickn'."
Lan giggled with Applejack.
"And there, that should do it."
"Nice job there. You mind helpn' me with somethin' else?"
"Not at all!" Lan was now worried. He had a right to be.
"You see, the apples here, well, we have a lot. You mind helpn' me get some?"
Not as bad as Lan had thought.
"Um, sure? But I don't know which are good and which are bad."
"I'll teach ya."
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"Great! Thanks for the help, now!"
"No problem."
Lan started to go back home. He was going to meet up with Twilight, then go to the party.
"I hope Pinkie doesn't do anything that involves me getting upfront of a crowd." Lan thought.
Lan pondered the idea of him and Twilight together, but was thrown out immediately.
"Why would she want to go out with me? Who would want to go out with me? No one."
He felt depressed.
"Why me?"
'Don't hate yourself, my child.'
"Who are you?" Lan felt prepared for this. "How did you know that help was on the way?"
'I know everything. I came to tell you something.'
"Tell me who you are!"
'You are not the only "brony" here. Find the off place ones. Trust me, you will know which ones are which.'
"WHO! ARE! YOU!"
'Not who you think I am.'
"What does that mean?"
Silence filled the air.
"Shit. Fuck. Damn it. Does he want me to find these other bronies?" Lan thought all the way back home.
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"Their you are! Come on, we have to go!" Twilight seemed more uptight.
"Ok, ok! I'm coming!"
Lets get this over with.
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The party had been going on for a while now. Just dancing and songs. Simple party stuff.
Lan, being in the back corner avoiding the talk, had noticed some figures. Carrot top, Lyra and Bon Bon, even Derpy made it. It was going swell, but then Lan noticed the weird woman from before. This was a time Lan had to know what she was doing.
"Hey, my names Lan. You should all ready know that thanks to Pinkie shouting it out 9,000 times. Whatcha doing at the party?"
"LAN!!! I FOUND YOU!!!"
Lan had just noticed the whip before it was taken out of the strap.
"Time to die!"