The Group Chat

by TheKing2001


Chapter LVIII


Lavender Lace


I dropped down to my stomach with Raindrops and Blossomforth as a piece of wood flew over our heads at a high velocity.

“Carrot Top, what the fuck!?” I shouted as I glared at the mare. “You could have killed us!”

“Seriously,” Raindrops chimed in as she uncovered her head. “Is it safe to move yet?”

“Yeah, you are good,” Carrot Top said sheepishly as she rubbed the back of her head. “When Twilight suggested I practice bucking in the apple fields, I didn’t expect to be so damn strong. I mean, did you girls see how hard I kicked that piece of wood?”

“Oh believe me, we saw!” Blossomforth shouted as we all sat up nodding. “A warning would be nice!”

“Or just not kick wood at us!” Raindrops snapped angrily. “And great now it’s snowing! Why God, why?”

“I don’t think they really believe in God here Rainy,” Blossomforth said with a smirk as she hovered in the air.

“Fine. Why is it snowing? Where’s the snow trucks and the snow plows?”

“Because Hearths Warming is next week,” a voice behind us said and we all turned to stare at a strong looking yellow pegasus gazing at us. “We bring all the clouds in from Cloudsdale. While this is awkward to meet another me, Princess Twilight caught up with me, Cloudkicker, and the magician along with Carrot and Blossomforth to tell us about well, you all.”

“This is awkward,” human Raindrops muttered as she circled the mare. “She looks exactly like me and I quite frankly don’t know what to say.”

“You’d didn’t sound too enthused about two Trixie’s,” I noted with narrowed eyes as the Equestrian Raindrops grimaced.

“While I didn’t entirely approve of her at first, Trixie has a charm to her. A arrogant, brash and loud charm but not different from Rainbow Dash. I just wish I didn’t really let the public opinion make me go along with the others hating her.”

“Ah. Hey, is my sister Cloudkicker slutty here as she is back home?”

“Lavender Lace!” Blossomforth snapped with a blush.

“Yes she is but she has her weird rules that she follows about banging it’s weird. And yes, I will admit she’s got me in bed once or twice but don’t ask. Now come on Blossomforth and well me, let’s get your flanks up in the air.”

“Oh this should be entertaining,” I whispered to Carrot Top who grinned.

“Oh absolutely.”


I laid on my mattress in the castle, watching the snowflakes fall as I smirked at Blossomforth and our Raindrops laid groaning on their own beds.

“That Raindrops really put you two to work eh?” Carrot asked with a grin.

“Apparently she’s something called a Wonderbolt reservist,” Blossomforth moaned as she sighed. “Really put us to work like you said.”

“Got that right.”

“What do you girls think Sunset, Diamond Tiara, Trixie and Cloudkicker are up to?” I asked as I watched Blossomforth yawn.

“Who knows?” Raindrops shrugged and it looked admittedly funny as a pony.

“Probably sex knowing Cloudkicker,” Carrot Top said. “Wild threesomes, keeping half of the castle up.”

“Are we sure Cloudkicker is the slutty one?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “You seem to know a lot about getting laid, Carrot.”

“Just because I’ve had sex before doesn’t mean I’m slutty and I certainly don’t sleep with everyone I see,” Carrot corrected instantly with a frown.

“Oh tell me more,” I grinned as I rolled on my stomach.

“Welllll, Caramel is a very good lay. He has a soft touch and hit all the right places repeatedly and-”

“Agh ew never mind I thought I could handle it but couldn’t,” I cut in and she snickered.

“If it makes you feel better, I’ve only slept with Caramel once and he was the only one so I’m exactly as clueless about sex like you,” Carrot Top clarified with a blush. “Don’t worry, I’m in my twenties and still don’t know much.”

“Wanna fuck?” I asked as Blossomforth turned red.

“Not in this room you aren’t,” Raindrops snapped and hid her blush. “We sleep in here too. I don’t wanna wake up to moans and seeing you two going to town on each other’s nethers.”

“Never call it that again please,” Blossomforth said with a grimace. “Like ever or at least in my presence.”

“You can join us Rainy,” I suggested as the pegasus raised an eyebrow.

“You’ve been spending too much time with your sister. You’re starting to talk exactly like her.”

“Well if she is starting to settle down with Sunset, one of us has to be the wild one in the family getting laid all the time with girls and guys, sometimes at the same time,” I said as they all stared at me.

“Blossomforth?”

“Yes Raindrops?”

“Smack her.”

“Oh with pleasure,” Blossomforth said as my eyes widened and I hastily held up a hoof before pointing at my horn.

“Hey! I’m the only unicorn of the group, I can easily blast you all. Don’t even try me,” I warned as they all gave me flat looks.

“You don’t even know how to control your magic yet Twilight said,” Carrot Top said dryly as she rolled her eyes.

“I can control my magic!” I shot back as I closed my eyes, gritting my teeth as I focused on my. I opened my eyes in time to see it spark for a few seconds before stopping and I slumped over in defeat.

“You can do this. Tomorrow you can do awesome spells with Twilight,” Blossomforth encouraged as the others grinned at me.

“Now I’m going to bed. Goodnight,” Raindrops said as she slid under her blanket and sighed happily. “Ooh warm.”

“Me too. Night,” Blossomforth said as she rolled over on her side.

I slammed a hoof on the light switch and my eyes slowly adjusted to the darkness.

“Hey,” Carrot Top’s voice came from next to me. “You awake?”

“Mhm.”

“Good,” Carrot Top said as she climbed on the bed.

“What are you doing?” I asked as she smirked down at me.

“Well, you asked if I wanted to fuck earlier soo.... here I am,” Carrot answered as she laid on top of me.

“Uhm, my cousin and friend are currently knocked out snoring in the same room. We literally can’t and even then, why?”

“I know they’re here. It’s kinda my thing,” Carrot explained as she sat on top of me and hugged me.

“You’re an exhibitionist,” I said slowly as she nodded. “That actually explains so, so much.”

“Yep now shut up and lay there. If you uh consent of course. I’m not a bad person or well, mare.”

I stared at her before shrugging. Not like it was a complete stranger, it was just Carrot Top and who was always pretty attractive.

“Yes.”