//------------------------------// // Well, That Happened // Story: The Ticket Master // by TheKing2001 //------------------------------// Silverspeed trotted into another room as she set down her wine glass to refill it as her ears flicked as she listened to sudden terrified screaming and a table falling over followed by shattering glass. The scream sounded honestly like a female getting ran over by a train or a stallion, she didn’t decide which yet. “What the buck was that?” Silverspeed demanded as she felt her wings flare out. “And why do I feel like I’m in heat all the sudden?” “Guards!” Somepony screamed as Silverspeed examined the drink Trixie had given her before they left and she read the words “Trixie’s Magic Sex Drug Laced Potion To Get Her Turned On.” “Oh that would explain it,” Silverspeed mused as she threw it away. “That would explain why Trixie suddenly was frantically looking under us all for a bottle. Anyways, time to go see why there’s a lot of screaming suddenly.” Silverspeed forced her wings closed as she trotted after a few running Royal Guards and paused in time as Blueblood and Shoeshine rolled across the floor as Blueblood continued his feminine screaming. “Never knew a stallion could produce a sound like that,” Silverspeed commented with a smile as Shoeshine punched him in the gut and looked up at her friend. “Hey.” “Hello. Care to tell me why you’re beating up Prince Blueblood?” “He spilled wine on my mane. Oh and he’s a rude bitch to my sister and Sunset and a cunt in general,” Shoeshine explained as she punched him again until two guards yanked her off him. “Hey! I’m not done yet!” “Yeah you are. Now come on,” the guard tugged on her as Screw Loose barked as another placed Shoeshine in cuffs. “Is that seriously necessary? Did you see what started it?” Silverspeed commented as the two Guards hesitated. “Well, no but...” “My friend here said he was berating her and also got wine on her mane. It’s red right now instead of it’s normal light blue so technically that’s assault on his part if he did it on purpose,” Silverspeed commented as she circled the pair. “So why not arrest him too?” “Because I wasn’t fighting back! Arrest this pyscho!” “You shut up. I’m not talking to you,” Silverspeed snapped as she rolled her eyes. “End of the day, just either arrest both for creating a public scene or let her go.” “I- I don’t know,” the other Guard muttered as he scratched his mane. “We can let you go this once I suppose but don’t do it again. Next time, I will take you to jail. Am I clear?” “Yes sir,” Shoeshine nodded as Blueblood glared as her cuffs were taken off. “Let’s get the heck outta here and go find Sunset. Might be talking to her mom.” The two hastily left the room before the guards could change their mind as Shoeshine sniffed the air and gave Silverspeed a wary look. “Why do you smell like you’re in heat?” Shoeshine asked as Silverspeed trotted to a nearby trash can, digging out the bottle and tossed it to Shoeshine. “Ew. Trixie’s Magic Sex Drug Laced Potion To Get Her Turned On. Why do you have this?” “Trixie accidentally gave me it when we left Ponyville. She meant to have gave me the bottle of whiskey she had hidden in her bag. Why does Trixie have one is a better question,” Silverspeed commented as she examined Shoeshine head to hooves. “Have I ever told you that you look hot?” “Easy there Casanova,” Shoeshine snickered and gently pushed Silverspeed away. “I’m not really into mares. But thanks for the compliment, I appreciate it. I wanna find Trixie and ask her questions because I’m curious as buck about why she has one.” After what seemed like forever, the two found Sunset, Trixie and Raindrops in the garden talking as Sunset tossed a empty bag into a trash can. “Four points,” Sunset said as Shoeshine and Silverspeed approached from behind as Sunset sniffed the air. “Why does it smell weird all the sudden?” “Yeah that’s me,” Silverspeed said sheepishly as she stopped next to the three. “Trixie, what the hell did you put in this potion?” Silverspeed tossed the bottle on the ground as Trixie turned red and picked it up. “So you’re the one Trixie accidentally gave her potion to. Just an aphrodisiac because Trixie had hoped to get laid tonight but well, she doesn’t think that’s gonna happen tonight,” Trixie sighed as the others blushed and Trixie rolled her eyes. “Oh that’s uh a bit more information than I had intended to know,” Sunset muttered as Raindrops snickered into a hoof. “Yeah me too but with Trixie, I’m used to her oversharing a lot. She’s quite open about her life like that,” the jasmine pegasus commented with a shrug. “You get used to it.” “Well, that could still happen,” Silverspeed said as she placed a wing over Trixie’s back. “I’d never really sleep with a friend but well, I’m really drunk right now so.” “Oh boy here we go,” Shoeshine muttered as she sat down on a bench. “Hey, have you girls seen Roseluck?” “Let me out!” Roseluck wailed as she slammed her hooves on the cell bars of the drunk tank she and a few other drunk ponies the royal guards had arrested for public intoxication. “I’m too young to go to jail!” “Lady, you were rolling around drunk off your plot in the royal garden and got seen peeing on a tree,” a bored looking guard said as he put down his book. “You’re not getting out till somepony comes to get you out so please quit screaming. You’re giving me a migraine.” “Let me the fuck out!” “Oh my days,” the guard slammed his head against the desk. “You’re not even going to jail, once you sober up or a friend comes to get you is when you can leave. Kay?” “Let me out now!” Roseluck screamed as she kicked the bars. “Ow!” “No, I haven’t,” Sunset answered with a shrug. “She’s probably out with Derpy or something.” “I hope so. I haven’t seen either of them in four hours and we’re all supposed to meet up at that donut shop you said was in town,” Shoeshine said as she looked around. “What do you think Derpy is up too?” “What is this?” Derpy asked as she poked a blue glowing ball of electricity and her hair stuck up. “Ooh tingly.” “That is an electricity experiment I was working on to see if lightning could be used to power homes instead of magic but alas it is not going well,” Time Turner explained as he showed Derpy around his lab in Canterlot under the castle. “Princess Celestia allowed me to have an under ground lab so she can thoroughly examine my work. She surprisingly cares about her ponies a lot.” “That’s cool. You travel a lot?” “Oh yes. I’ve traveled all over Equestria and beyond,” Time explained as Derpy tilted her head. “What’s beyond Equestria?” “A lot. I’ll tell you one day.” Derpy gave a nod as she stepped away from the glowing ball and examined a fish tank with a dozen fish swimming around. “Pretty,” Derpy muttered as she walked around it. “I love fish.” “As do I.” “What kind of doctor are you? I thought you’d like work in a hospital or something,” Derpy said as she tore her gaze off the fish. “Doctor can mean lots of things. From scientist like myself to actual hospital staff. Now come dear Derpy. I want to show you my airplane sketches for this world!” Derpy rolled her eyes and smiled faintly as she galloped after him. “Last time I saw Roseluck was introducing Derpy to some stallion,” Raindrops said as she glanced at Trixie sitting with Silverspeed. “Get a room already.” “We’re not doing anything!” Silverspeed protested as she removed her wing. “We’re literally just sitting here.” “Bullshit,” Shoeshine snorted and grinned. “I saw that hoof moving.” “It was not for that!” “And the sky is purple,” Sunset snarked as Silverspeed groaned. “Don’t make me come over there and try to screw you three too,” Silverspeed threatened as the mares eyes widened. “I’m drunk off my ass and fucking Trixie gave me a aphrodisiac!” Sunset and the other two bit back laughter as Trixie looked away sheepishly. “My room is still in the castle if you and Trixie want some alone time,” Sunset commented casually as Silverspeed glared at her. “I know where you sleep,” Silverspeed grumbled as Sunset smirked. “What, you gonna try to fuck me too?” Trixie laughed as Shoeshine and Raindrops giggled as Silverspeed turned red. “I’m going to murder all of you,” Silverspeed muttered. “Honestly, why am I your friend?” “Because you love us,” Shoeshine quipped as she kissed Silverspeed’s cheek and burst out laughing. “I guess Silverspeed gets homiesexual once she’s drunk.” “What the hell does that mean?” “It means you get very hoovsy with your friends,” Trixie explained with a smirk. “Sorry for mixing up the drinks accidentally. Trixie’s fault.” “You’re damn right it is!” “Trixie said sorry!” “Oh buck me,” Silverspeed muttered as she shifted her body weight. “This is the worst experience of my life. And I thought the time I broke my wing was bad.” “Here, let’s go get water,” Trixie said as Silverspeed grumbled curse words as she followed her away. “Bye!” Raindrops called out with a wave as she snickered. “Thank Celestia I haven’t met Blueblood tonight,” Sunset said with a sigh as Shoeshine rolled her eyes. “I did. Silverspeed interrupted me beating him up and I almost got arrested.” “You did what?” Sunset shouted as the other two remaining mares cringed. “Oh my stars. Mom is gonna kill me so fast when she finds out.” “He was being rude, spilled wine on me, called my sister a dog,” Shoeshine explained as she pointed a hoof at Screw Loose rolling in the dirt. “Insulted you too. Naturally I had to do something.” “Makes sense. He’s a rude bitch,” Sunset said as she finished hyperventilating. “Let’s go find Derpy and get outta here before mom comes to hunt us down.” Silverspeed and Trixie laid on the bed of a room they had found as they sighed as Silverspeed wiped some sweat off her mane. “Hey Trixie,” Silverspeed said as Trixie drank from a nearby water bottle. “Before we leave to find our friends, just one thing.” “Yes?” “We are never speaking of this again,” Silverspeed said as she looked at Trixie. “And I mean it.” “Deal.”