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//  Short Intersection-ish Thing 
// Story: The Pony-Filled Life of Alexis Creek 
// by NightmareMoon 
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Not really a chapter, an intersection, between parts where nothing really happens, so don't troll or flame or whatever 'cuz it's so short.


It's been six weeks already.

Six weeks of gathering information, meetings with that weird manticore dude, and getting help from the Mane 6. Which really stinks, saying that right now I could have been playing on my computer, my face glued to the screen, reading Brony stuff. But thats not going to happen, so I've learned to accept my boring-ish fate and live on life, trying to find that weird dragon or whatever he is dude and get the heck out of here!

Okay. I've changed. I know that before, going to Equestria was my biggest dream. 'Oh, Equestria! How I wish I'd be able to go there! It's, like, so totally awesome!'

Yeah, no. Not really. First of all, I'm much less bubbly and more stare-you-down-get-me-out-of-here-before-I-have-to-strangle-you. Which isn't exactly a good trait. Or a bad one, if I have to have a staring contest with Dragon Dude, which is what I'll call him right now. (Good name! How did you think of that?)

Oh, yeah, and I've forgotten the fact that I have Pinkie Pie in my brain.

((Hey! Are you forgetting me?!)) Fine, Lyra, I'll say it. Lyra too. Yay. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you ended up with a crazy, totally bubbly mare who likes to sing songs all day long plus a human-obsessed mare that has a REALLY REALLY REALLY creepy obsession in your brain all the time?!

I'm glad I haven't gone crazy, for Equestria's sake! The only thing worse would be if Rainbow Dash was in my head. (Ooh, good idea! Hey, Rainbow Dash!)

NO! Pinkie Pie, that's um, a great idea and all, but, um, no... thank you...

(Okie Dokie Lokie, Pokey Dokey Smokey!)

Another thing that's changed about me is that now I'm famous. Like, really famous. Like, really, really famous. As in Sapphire Shore famous. But mostly because I'm so weird, and mostly because everypony is now complaining to Celestia for letting 'a beast set foot in our precious land! Oh, how horrible, the thought.' Yeah, if only they knew what real beasts have come to live in Equestria. Like Dragon Dude.

((That meanie-pants! Hey, maybe I can get him to join the Humans are Awesome I WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM Fan Club!))

Uh... yeah, Lyra, I'm sure that he'll love to be in it. 

(What's with the capital letters and that horrible meanie-weanie-beanie-leanie-shmeanie-color! And why'd you make it bold? Lyra, you're weird!)

Oh, oops! I forgot to mention Pinkie driving me TOTALLY INSANE with her fourth wall breaking powers. (Hey, you just did the same thing! Meanie! This chapter is already bad enough, 'cuz it's only, like, umm... oh, yeah, it's five hundred and fifty-four words! Actually, it's not really a chapter. It's more like an intersection, because I think you're going to make another part or something. Ooh, a sequel! You know, I love sequels. But, no, sadly, I don't think it's going to be a sequel, just another part. Darn. I really wanted a sequel.)

I didn't get most of that, but if this intersection is only five hundred words, that's a shame. ((Yeah, boo! The author of this story is SOOOO lazy!))