Captain Underpants and the Outrageous Plot of Opaline

by Big Imagination E


Chapter 3: Breaking Out Melvin

Poopypants and Opaline quickly snuck in to Tartarus so the guards wouldn't catch them. Now inside was a huge prison where all the most dangerous villains of Equestria were imprisoned. And they continued walking their way down til they reached a cell with someone breathing heavy. He was Melvin Sneedly. He growled as he thought the guards were here.

"Melvin? Are you there?" Poopypants asked.

"Professor P? Been a long time since I last saw you." Melvin said. "And who is this ailcorn your with?"

"I am Opaline. The most feared and dangerous ailcorn in my own time. And I didn't tell Poopypants this but im from the future. And you must be Melvin. Can you step in the light?"

He got up and walked straight into the light where we see his appearance different. He had more muscles than he originally had. He also had a skull tattoo on his right shoulder and a Death tattoo on the left. He wasn't wearing his glasses anymore and he has a moustache and a small beard. Yep he definitely changed since being locked up.

"Whoa Melvin. You look a lot different from the last time I saw you. What happened?" Poopypants wondered.

"I'll tell you what happened. Back then I tried to help the Storm King gain control of Equestria. But it only lead to George and Harold beating both of us and after all that Harold hooked me to a machine of his and started to drain something from my brain as i yelled in pain see some green stuff being removed from me. That was my intelligence. Once all of my intelligence was drained out of him Harold unhooked me and threw my body on the floor. I admit that i groaned but then i understand that he is not a genius anymore. Everything science and mathematics is now completely like a foreign language to me." Melvin explained.

"So they drained your intelligence huh?" Poopypants asked.

"Yes. And I've been stuck in here for the past 5 years." Melvin answered.

"Really now? Well sorry for that. But me and Poopypants are gonna be taking over Equestria. And it just so happens that we need someone who can build weapons." Opaline said.

"I can help you two. If you need a weapon I can build one. But....I need something first." Melvin responded.

"And what would that be?" Opaline asked.

"I need you two to break me out and help me find my intelligence. Without it I can't build the weapon." Melvin answered.

"Easier said than done." Opaline smirked.

Using her magic she proceeded to bust the cell wide open. Melvin crawled out and the trio ran as fast as they could. The guards tried to stop them but Poopypants took out a freeze ray and froze them solid. They continued walking til they reached the Vault. Melvin saw the tank full of green liquid and snatched it. He ripped the lid open and drank it down to the last drop. After that he threw it on the ground and glowed a bright green. Once the light flashed he felt like his normal self again.

"Oh yeah!! Im back baby! And with brawn nonetheless!!" Melvin praised.

"Im glad you're happy Melvin. Now will you get us out of here?" Opaline asked.

"My pleasure." Melvin smirked cracking his knuckles.

The trio ran as fast as they could to escape. Then some guards came in and tried to stop them. But Melvin grabbed them by the neck and threw them against the wall. More and more came in but with the same results. He even slammed one of the guards heads in the dirt! Another showed up and Poopypants froze him and Melvin grabbed the frozen pony and threw it at the gates breaking them down.

The trio exited Tartarus and once they were out Melvin took a deep breath and exhaled out.

"Im certainly glad you two came here. I was beginning to think that I been forgotten. Now I can breathe fresh air." Melvin complemented.

"Happy for you Melvin. But you do realize that we have a world to take over right?" Opaline reminded him.

"Of course my dearest Opaline. After all you deserve my respect for busting me out." Melvin flirted.

"Are you trying to flirt with me?" Opaline asked.

"Melvin. Now's not the time for flirting with Opaline. She's probably not in the mood for a relationship okay?" Poopypants asked.

"Sorry Professor P. It's just that George and Harold have girlfriends and now wives. If they can have lovers then why can't i?" Melvin pouted.

That statement made Poopypants froze in shock. But Opaline was confused.

"Wait. George and Harold are married? Well that's quite a surprise. I wondered how they got together." Poopypants wondered.

"Um who is George and Harold?" Opaline asked.

"Well remember those boys I told you about? That was them that defeated me. George is a brown skin boy with a flat top and a tie. Harold was white skinned and a bad haircut. Remember that now. And also they defeated me when I tried ridding all laughter." Poopypants explained.

"Oh I see. So they were the ones that took you out. Well I will show them what it's like to make them quake in fear once we divide the pony tribes and steal all the magic." Opaline said.

"So that's your plan? Separate the pony tribes and then we steal all the magic. I like that. You really know how to make a plan." Melvin smiled rubbing her back but Opaline swatted his hand.

"Get your hand off me."

"Sorry! I was trying to be nice." Melvin reasoned.

"Melvin you should really give Opaline her space. She has been through rough times as a filly. So how bout you don't flirt and actually try to help her succeed this plan?" Poopypants asked.

"Your right. Sorry. Opaline I will give you your space and help make this plan work." Melvin vowed.

"Thank you Melvin. And actually I really didn't mean to swat your hand. That actually was pretty nice of you. No one was ever nice to me before." Opaline smiled.

"Guess I'm the first one. But enough about that. It's time to revenge. George and Harold? You better watch out because I'm back. Oh and one thing to Twilight. It's my motto i worked on. Who Needs Friends When You Have Intelligence. Were coming for you." Melvin said evily.

The worse danger is yet to come as the trio made their way to Canterlot. What can our heroes do?