A friendly Derp to my eyes

by Pyro_Leo


New home

My name is Angus, I was born in America but I know I had Scottish ancestry. I never knew my parents, one day they told me to wait for them and they never came back, I spent my entire life trying to survive and defend myself from the world. As I lived my life I did everything as long as it resulted in my survival.

One day I was looking through some old forgotten containers when I found some weird artifact that felt like it was emitting some kind of strange aura suddenly it began to vibrate as I felt something surrounding me and soon I saw a bright light as the artifact disintegrated in my hand when I felt myself falling as I landed in water as I dragged myself out nearly drowning as I fell when I heard the sound of a child as I groaned. "P-Please... Help."

Later I felt myself coming too when I heard someone speaking as I groaned. "Ugh, my head." The person I believe to be the nurse spoke. "Oh my gosh, it speaks!" This confused me I opened my eyes only to see a pastel-colored horse as I jumped back. "WHAT THE?!" It didn't help me they also began to speak. "Oh geez!" We stared at each other. "Uh... What the heck?" The pony had a white coat with pink hair and what looked like a tattoo on her flank.

Later I met an important pony named Twilight who explained my problem and what happened to me, turned out the artifact was an old equestrian tool to teleport which is by magic that Equestria has. Later I was introduced to a mare who helped save me from drowning. She had a grey coat, blonde hair, and golden eyes that were looking uneven. "H-hello, I'm Ditzy 'Muffin' hooves but you can call me derpy."



After remembering that day I woke up and went to the kitchen to eat breakfast where I saw Derpy in her mail mare outfit. I couldn't help but blush, after some time I got used to ponies, and sometimes seeing Derpy wear her outfit makes her look kind of cute if it wasn't for her exposing herself in the back. "You'll be ok right Angus?" I nodded my head. "I'll just have breakfast then head to Applejack's for work then I'll be back"

After breakfast we went our separate ways for the day as I headed to Sweet Apple Acres to work on Applejack's farm, I did a great job considering after some time I grew stronger and had a better physical body.

As I was working Applebloom approached me with a question. "Hey Angus I got a question about Derpy." I turned to the full. "Sure AB, what's up?" I listened. "Do you like her?" This caught me off guard as I thought about a way to answer. "I ain't sure Applebloom, I'm still new to Equestria and the process of me being with Derpy is in a confusing balance."

I made a small scale out of some random stuff. "On one side I might not have feelings and it would be a small dislike to our friendship... On the other hand, I might but maybe she doesn't have feelings, or me being human and her a pony would probably lead to unsettling problems." I stared down thinking about Derpy as I saw different ways it could go.


If it's one way to her:
Depry soon came to me and expressed her feelings but I looked away. "Derpy listen, I'm happy you saved me and took me in... But I'm not sure if I shared any feelings for you." After that derpy became sad and was lacking in work making more problems till I had to leave to stop ruining her working mail mare career.

If it's one way to me:
I told Derpy my feelings and she had an unsettling look. "U-um Angus, while I'm kinda flattered... I don't share any feelings for you. After that, our days became unwell when soon I was asked to leave her home.

The thoughts of those scenarios go through my head as Applebloom seems to understand. "Oh well I hope you two get together, you both seemed so happy." I smiled at her adorable imagination.

Later I was walking through Ponyville heading to Rarity's to grab my clothing. On the way, I saw Derpy eating a muffin from the sugar cube corner. "Oh hi, Angus where you heading?" I smiled. "Just heading to Carousel Boutique to pick up my clothes." We talked for a while not noticing other ponies looking until we went our separate ways again as I made it to Rarity's Boutique.

"Hey, rarity I'm here to pick up clothes." Said unicorn smiled. "Ah yes Angus, I'm happy you are here, those fashion ideas from your world are amazing, many different ponies have been marveling at the beautiful clothing and ideas to add, especially some to help couples." She winked as I blushed. "It's nothing, just some things humans do."

After that, she was looking through her things as she spoke to me. "So darling about you and Derpy, by any chance are you two planning to be in a relationship?" This was confusing as she's the second pony to ask that. "Why you ask?" She looked around. "Ok to be honest I never pinkie promised to keep this so I only want to tell you as the stallion or male of the relationship." I let her understand I was listening.

"There is a rumor going around that you and Derpy may begin a relationship with each other!" This made me uneasy as I heard this before. "Rarity... I'm not sure... Me and Derpy are close but I'm a human and she's a pony, as much as I think it might be nice... I'm not sure." I grabbed the clothes and politely left. "See ya Rarity." I then left to head home.



Meanwhile in Twilight's home. Twilight and her friends were talking about Angus and Derpy as Rainbow Dash groaned. "When will they get together, I bet 50 bits they'd get together." Pinkie was shaking with excitement but also anxiousness. "I have everything planned for a party for the two but they never get together, it's driving me crazy!!!" Twilight speaks up. "Pinkie calms down, we can't force them together it's not nice." Fluttershy fidgets for a bit. "I've believed the two might be too embarrassed to confess and scared the other might not share feelings," Applejack confirmed the Pegasus. "Applebloom did say Angus was scared for Derpy not to return any feelings."

The girls begins to think of something when Rarity had an idea. "Ooh what if we find a way for them to spend the day together and if they enjoy their day maybe if we're lucky they'll soon realize their feelings and we'll finally see the two be happy together!" Twilight thought for a moment and seemed to agree. "That's sounds good, but we won't force them to fall for each other we need to let them do it on their own actions." Everyone then agreed and now they had a plan...





They were gonna help two of their friends become lovers.