The Daily Life Of Anonymous

by Zarah


Questions & Anonymous

Anon rubbed his chin as he rummaged through his mind, attempting to recall relevant memories. The human sat in silence for a few moments before one such memory came to the forefront of his mind.

"I believe the 'coolest' thing I have ever done, would be blowing up a shed full of counterfeit money."

While Twilight seemed concerned, Rainbowdash seem to be very invested in this event. "How did you do it?" the rainbow pony quickly questioned.

Before Anon could reply, Twilight held out her hoof before speaking. "Wait. Gold is extremely resilient. While it would be deformed or even broken, it could still be melted down." She theorised, recalling numerous books on the strength of minerals. Rainbow was less invested in this development as she rolled her eyes.

Anon just shrugged. "We don't use gold. We mainly use paper notes in a rectangle shape and different types of coins for the smaller amounts. I'm pretty sure it's the same around the world but i both don't know or care." The human replied.

Twilight herself became intrigued. "How many nations do you have then?" She asked as her horn lit with a paper and quill being summoned in front of her.

"I have no fucking idea. Rough guess, like 200 or something. Maybe less." Anon stated nonchalantly.

Twilight immediately stopped her intense scribbling as the quill snapped in half.

"200!?" Twilight loudly said, accidentally channelling her royal Canterlot voice.

Her voice boomed and echoed throughout the garden, gaining everyone's attention. Everyone apart from a certain human. Said human had his eyes closed and was hunched forward as his hands clasped the sides of his head. Covering his ears, in an attempt to stop the pain and ringing.

The purple pony quickly trotted over to Anon, as did Rainbow to try and help. More of a reflex than anything on their part. When the Alicorn got too close, the human eyes shot open with a light green haze as he grabbed her horn tightly, his face contorted in rage. "DO THAT AGAIN! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" Anon screamed in Twilights face. Rainbow just stood in shock, never seeing this side of him before, as Twilight simply struggled to process the sudden change in behaviour. Her eyes shook as they were invaded by his glare.

After a few moments, Anon released his grip as he fell back into the bench, hunching over again but with elbows supported by his knees as they covered his face. "Don't. Don't do that again. Please." He muttered out, clearly suppressing his emotions.

"I-I'm going to get some more coffee for us." Twilight quickly said as she trotted off. Unaware of the other ponies worried look they gave her and the disgusted face they pointed at the human.

Rainbow watched her friend quickly leave. She thought about going with her, but her gut told her otherwise. Turning back to the human, Rainbow said the only thing she could think of. "Are you ok?"

Anon remained silent for a few moments, the only noise being his ragged breath that slowly began pacing itself. "You know what, funnily enough I'm not." The human said, his speech muffled by the hands that gripped his face. "I have always had anger issues. And I learnt to live with them. Hell they came in use quite often. But with this bullshit power. I can't get mildly inconvenienced or even get accidentally hurt without going for their throats, It's amplifying my emotions so much I feel like a god-damn cave man." Anon ranted as he sighed heavily.

"I mean yeah, what you did wasn't great, but like you said, you can't control it. I'm sure Twilight will understand. She is the princess of friendship for a reason." Rainbow said, attempting to make the human feel better. "So uh. Oh, you never said how you blew up the money shed thing." The Pegasus reminded. Trying to change subject.

Anon looked up from his hands before remembering himself. "Huh, oh right. Well, our guys do a lot of the counterfeiting in the city, so when we learned that another group had started doing it. The boss got pretty pissed. After they had located one of the main stashes, which was on an abandoned farm just outside the city. On the farm there was still a large tank of petrol. I filled a bunch of canisters and put them inside, then soaked the shed and started a fire. Flames engulfed the shed then boom, large fireball that spewed plumes of smoke into the sky." Anon explained. While rainbow did not understand some of the words used, she at least understood the end which was the best part in her opinion.

"Awesome." Rainbowdash quietly said.

"That was rather interesting." Twilight said.

Both the human and pony turned to see the Alicorn giving a nervous smile as she levitated three cups of coffee.

"Hey Twi, Anon said he is sorry, he can't seem to control his emotions currently." Rainbow said as Twilight levitated the three cups to their respected recipients.

The human in question took a long sip from the white cup before speaking. "What she said." he added, pointing toward the Pegasus.

Twilight gave a sincere smile. "I'm sorry too, I'm Still getting used to using the Canterlot voice." She apologised.

"Well anyway. Skittles has one question left and you have none.

"I hate that nickname." Rainbow muttered.

"I should have one left. What I said about gold was a statement, not a question." Twilight recalled.

Anon thought back for a few moments. "Huh, I guess you didn't. Alright one left, but no more freebees."

"Fair enough."

"Have you ever had a fight?" Rainbow asked excitedly.

"Yes."

"Tell me about the best one." She asked, even more giddy.

"Nope." Anon replied with a smile grin.

"Wait what. Why?" The pastel pony questioned, now confused.

"You're out of questions." The human stated.

"Oh come on." Rainbow pleaded.

"Nope." Anon replied simply.

"Damn it." Rainbow exclaimed, lightly smacking the ground with a forehoof.

After a minute of silence, Twilight sighed and spoke up. "Can you tell us about the best fight you had?" She asked.

Rainbow's head snapped towards the Alicorn as she quickly hugged the side of Twilight. "Thanks Twi."

"God you ponies are so nice, it's so weird. Anyway. This story is quite graphic compared to here so how much do you want it dumbed down?" Anon asked.

"I suppose that depends on the end result, I know Rainbow will probably want to hear most of it." Twilight thought out loud, the pony in questioned nodding her head enthusiastically.

"Well it's the one where I got my back scars." The human replied as he pointed a thumb.

"Quite a bit then please." Twilight quickly decided.

"Alright then. So this happened a few years ago."